toko2000 @toko2000.bsky.social I’d rather be talking about second-wave emo and professional wrestling.
eli yudin @eliyudin.com comedian :( POD: @whatatimepod.bsky.social IG: instagram.com/yahootoolbar TWITCH: twitch.tv/pig_dog NEWSLETTER: humbleoffering.com
Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network writer, comedian, avowed pamphleteer, lover of HEAT
www.katiemcvay.com
buttondown.com/katiemcvay
Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
John Rosenberger @johnnyro.bsky.social 
Grace Freud @gracefreud.bsky.social https://wrong-galaxy.com
@cushbomb.bsky.social @cushbomb.bsky.social 
Jay Jurden @jayjurden.bsky.social comedian writer actor. x-men nerd. bisexual demon. JayJurden.com
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV.
Debut book out NOW. Bury me in Alabama. FAMU Forever.
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social Classically trained gay guy.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jkb
Matt Cobos @stupidmattcobos.bsky.social Comedian
Regular at Comedy Works Denver
Host of cobos patrick podcast, Thick Skin, and Ratio Comedy Show
@stupidmattcobos on ig
Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis
Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.
Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social Comedian, Video Editor, 7/11 Rewards Member.
✂️Editor: The Dollop
🎥 Watch Paranormal Drunktivity below
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Olivia Cathcart @ohhcathcart.bsky.social I write about comedy, movies, and TV, most recently for Paste Magazine. Yes, my dog and I have matching Hawaiian shirts.
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Stop it w/ Zach Peterson @stopitpod.bsky.social A podcast that could be about literally anything. 
Ben Sailer @bensailer.bsky.social Writer @unwinnable.com | Lifelong cheesehead | Bylines in New Noise Magazine, Killscreen, Noisey, Alternative Press, VMP, and other outlets | Ask about my pedalboard and I will never shut up.
Elsewhere: https://bio.site/sailerbe
max fine @maxfine.bsky.social “comedian/single mother of three”
Greg Behrens @gregularcomedy.bsky.social Comedian. Writer. Anxious.
Atlanta, GA.
https://gregularcomedy.com/
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social Artist and illustrator out of Denver. I tell stories. Creator of the Honest Monsters.
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social Real Compliments, Fake Nails.
New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face.
Bring your friends over here from that other place, please.
Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
matt wink @mattwink.bsky.social i’ve had this for a while but now people are here so i just wrote this description. i used to write for Tw***er but plz don’t hold that against me. both of the bi-s 🌈🤯+ adhd AND ocd.
writer/comedian at mattwink.carbonmade.com
Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
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Haley Marie Hennier @haleymarie.bsky.social Best Living™️Motion Designer
Bob Iger laid me off cause he knew I would take his job
https://haleymariehennier.wtf
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
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The Flenser @theflenser.bsky.social Dark music label. Bad. The Flenser. The Flenser
KITTYWAVVY @kittywavvy.bsky.social serves no master but chaos 🍎
music as: kitty ray | teen suicide 988 | the pom-poms 🦢
Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social I live in a ditch
I move at the speed of business
Part of God’s empty promise
“Comedian”
Blake Griffin @unexphotography.bsky.social Atlanta portrait photographer, cat-fancier, photo industry secret agent at large.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com @gooffkings.bsky.social
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wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
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miles_klee@wired.com
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social Academy Award winning writer and director of SWIMFAN.
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com Vids: https://www.youtube.com/@itgetsworsenews?sub_confirmation=1
@itgetsworse.net
📍: los angeles
Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social Dave, Toronto. "I'm wetter than I've ever been, and I'm from Canada!"
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Threads.net/@fuckyouiquit
Instagram.com/fuckyouiquit
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social Need a content writer? Award-winning columnist seen in Truthdig, Nation, Guardian, Rolling Stone, NBC, TNR. Host of the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Fl.
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ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social comedian and writer
https://theashleyray.com/
www.theashleyray.com/ashleyraycrafts
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social Here for some skeets!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social 
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social Host of Some More News, half of The Hot Shapes, space bird.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Steven Castillo @steezuschrist.bsky.social Real dumb bitch
beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
Furry Girl @furrygirl.bsky.social Retired alt porn pioneer/sex blogger/sex workers’ rights activist. Lazy shitposter sliding gleefully into middle age and irrelevance. (Not actually a furry! My porn gimmick was not shaving!)
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social i wrote the da Vinci code
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Newsletter: Welcome to Hell World www.welcometohellworld.com
Books:
We Had It Coming (2025) https://orbooks.com/catalog/we-had-it-coming/
A Creature Wanting Form (2023) www.orbooks.com/catalog/a-creature-wanting-form
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social I’m David Forum
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social Falcon Backed Securities consist of prime bird, subprime bird, and junk bird, all balanced to satisfy a AAA rating by major agencies. Secured by proprietary flock-chain technology.
Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social editor-in-chief @thepitch.bsky.social
Katie Rife @rifewithkatie.bsky.social You’ve seen me around. Writing all over: Letterboxd, Indiewire, AV Club, Vulture, Ebert, etc.
Scott Wampler @scottwampler.bsky.social 1/2 of THE KINGCAST Podcast / Contributing Editor at FANGORIA Magazine / Professional Idiot / Tasteful Thiccness / @ScottWamplerRIP on Twitter / Do Not Listen To
NOT A WOLF @sickofwolves.bsky.social COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social former poster
The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Punk news coming your way
Go read the full articles: www.thehardtimes.net
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
Jake Browne @brownefordenver.com Running for Denver City Council At-Large. Campaign money goes into neighborhood work, not your recycling bin. Tell me what your block needs.
Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social video editor, Marlin on Oddity Roadshow, cohost of Fight Together on the One Piece Podcast. also the parasocial hell person. based in ATL
Vulture @vulture.com devouring culture.
🤠mike🤠carrozza🤠 @mikecarrozza.bsky.social Fun silly boy
Comedian
Really leaning into being stupid lately
Magic: The Gathering, EDH player, EDHREC and Commander’s Herald writer #mtg
Podcasts: Am I The Bolcast?
linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
linktr.ee/amithebolas
Yaaaaay🤠
liz maupin @lizmaupin.com nicole kidman is an alto
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social First Jewish member of OTF (2018-2018)
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Rajat Suresh @rajatsuresh.bsky.social name is rajat 
Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social Writer of books and games. One half of @cascadecascade.com.