๐๐ฅ๐ข ๐งฉ @holojester.bsky.social get it?
โ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
KAFUI ๐ฌ๐ญ @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social Iโm that other account you might know, MCKV. Hi! I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Fuck TRUMP. Fuck ICE. Fuck FLOCK cameras.
DB ๐จ๐ฆ @rebelliousdb.bsky.social Maybe I should delete that. ๐ค
Contemplations on life. + ๐ท
unlikely to follow US politics accounts
Calgary Canada ๐จ๐ฆ treaty 7
My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
amlynne @amlynne1.bsky.social New Year optimist
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting. Bipolar type 2
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, ๐
Democratic socialist
๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social Last one here, first one to leave.
Erik Robson @erikrobson.net Game/level designer | LFW | Valve (Portal 2, CSGO, DOTA 2, The Lab, Artifact) | Double Fine (Psychonauts, Brutal Legend) | 3DO ()
25+ years making games professionally. On Signal @ ErikRobson.47
Husband, father, PNW, living through Interesting Times
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social waiting for someone to teach me how to dougie
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Big Spoon @spoonvillage.bsky.social A ghost inhabiting a human body
My Rubbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7vrfntwo5diurpnyrpfgg6u/feed/aaae77dtj5lf4
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social Devout CatholicโชCat mom of 1๐Football fan (diehard Buckeye)๐Aquariusโ Avid reader ๐ Crocheter๐งถ Candle fanatic๐ฏ๏ธ Hablo poquito espaรฑol๐ฃ๏ธ 420 girl ๐จ
At noon we siesta.
sparkle beautiful @sagemoonstone.bsky.social ๐ serendipitous skies and reminders of why
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
ScotchTapeโข๏ธ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI โ> PHX โ> SD
Jimmy L ๐ @jimmylabe.bsky.social
@ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photostylist. southerner.
typo princess.
I love art, pot, shoes, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that donโt suck.
My magicโจ @yurei.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Coach @coacharming.bsky.social Doofus.
I am a giant sports and old alt rock nerd.
SDSU Jackrabbits\Chargers\Lakers\Chelsea\Coventry City\Tar Heels fan
Huge fan of R. E. M., Pearl Jam, and other stuff in that era.
Nora Barnacle @slickmick99.bsky.social What's so funny bout peace, love, and understanding?
messiness and murkiness
Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social he/him
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social born stunned
she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
UCB โ30 ๐ป
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e3mzbborpvhntuh7j2k4zueu/feed/aaabjcm7uh4i6
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST ๐งฟ ๐๐ค๐ป @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social Philly
Recovering Virgo
she/her
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonnyโs toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social the skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country
Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social Sports and Jokes | Arsenal | Timbers | Thorns | Ducks | Eagles | Volleyball | Fitness | Mustard Sommelier | Egg Connoisseur | Burrito Enthusiast | Hat Wearer | Stay Angry
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social good luck, honey
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
๐ฅ @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
๐
https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
๐ https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
๐ต https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social Iโve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is โCooperative healthโ.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
John Kerl @johnkerl.bsky.social linktr.ee/johnkerl
JUSTIN @jokeherr.bsky.social โTitan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
notdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social Taking refuge from the smoke.
Posting photos when I get ambitious.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:g3fmj2pvnyqx7wyb3k7hy4jt/feed/aaalgms5srl5w
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social Guess this is a photography account now
images https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dwwexnltqsi2tvxcxvq5lwvy/feed/aaamwhff5kg6a
stuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dwwexnltqsi2tvxcxvq5lwvy/feed/aaalofpdiprsk
Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social per chance, a lawyer
this is a place for silly posting
everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and itโs also seriously problematic ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Not that you asked, butโฆ @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social I donโt know why youโre upset with me, youโre the one that decided to read my skeets
Why are you still reading, do you hate yourself?
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! ๐๐
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social a hot mess
deep thoughts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2vyt2c75uebzega5vcbyypf/feed/aaadgbdqzhulm
รฆmษ @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird.
Brian @bside.foo Game Dev
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Regaining my drawing spark
Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
๐Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Merkin the Magician @bizinatch.bsky.social Living my unapologetically gay atheist life as if Huey Lewis wrote the soundtrack
Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social That girl...you know the one...๐ณ๏ธโ๐โ๐ฟ๐
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social I might be ready to go live in the forest now
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him ๐พ indie dev ๐คฌ sweary ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ฝ 50/50 iโm shittin rn ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights you fuckaas bitch ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
๐Danger Tits๐บ @dangertits.bsky.social Professional Menace
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
jeff @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social my name is jeff ๐
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he / him
๐บ๐ฆ ๐
Mรถbius Cirque @rippledtipples.bsky.social Interdispensional anomalog
mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social he/him ๐พ indie gamedev ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights = human rights ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Lisa @ireland1973lisa.bsky.social Irish expat, over 20 years in USA now living in Germany who swears a lot . LFC. Chocolate and Baileys lover, not always together . Olivia Benson fan. George Michael was my first crush. Still miss Prince.
๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja ๐ต๐ธ
Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social And thatโs when I punched Sasquatch right in the wienerโฆ
โจ๐โโฌKittyKorner๐โโฌโจ @kittykorner.bsky.social There is no rhyme or reason here
Interests include but not limited toโจ art, music, lotr, being a mother, books, rocks, trees and sarcasm
In a sucker for a good theme
Climate change is real
๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ก๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฉ๐โข @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky โข mayor of topeka, kansas โข top 0.001% of onlyfans creators โข yin yoga black belt โข vaccine enthusiast โข 4x therapy world champion โข laravel artisan โข avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site โข he/him
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social avid curler and majestic strange bird
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdjnqfgegx3hgnzebvezxfat/feed/aaaopted2peou
Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork
๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ฆ
She/her
Photos by me ๐ธ
Read My Mind
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4
Bangers
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
the antisocialite, ๐ฉ jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social More cynical than you
Grower of many things๐ฑ
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I love cars
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal โพ๏ธ๐๐
Mitch Hedberg community supporter
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ต๐ท
MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social โจCaveat emptorโจ
Hold the bastards accountable.
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social Top Skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/top-skeets
My Skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/chrono-skeets
๐: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
Fnord.
jessie. @jessmadethis.website Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
๐ ๐ค jessmadethis.website โ ๏ธ ๐
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
cฬพโฉ
Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. Iโve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Tony @elgecko.bsky.social artist and pizzatarian | he/him
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA โ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Ladybug Prozac Edition ๐ @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug
Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post
I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social Librarian. Reader
Dog and cats living together
Mass hysteria
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it