Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social "I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
top suck https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/top-skeets
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social born stunned
she/her 🏳️🌈
UCB ‘30 🐻
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e3mzbborpvhntuh7j2k4zueu/feed/aaabjcm7uh4i6
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social I'm probably afraid of you.
And #SaveAceBaldwin
amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books
📚 who prose there? pod 📖
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNFe6jLlvM&pp=ygUPd2hvIHByb3NlIHRoZXJl0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social I thought it was a weather app
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social 𝘱𝘳𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘰 free association ∴ worth ever penny
find the hidden gems!
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaou7aqutaqo
and here are the posts people apparently liked more:
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaovb6swidfg
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social an attic full of broken toys
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social ALL KILLER, NO FILLER *
* (may contain up to 15% filler)
Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social Big fan of my 16yo twin boys and my wife. Level 10 dad jokester.
Dingo Jackson @thedingodaily.com "An almost unimaginable waste of potential!"
- My 3rd Grade Teacher
- 1/3 of The Dingo Weekly Podcast.
- Drives in Eco Mode.
- Can not identify most birds.
Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social chopped unc
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
𝚆𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 @widespreadmemes.bsky.social Your source for memes and some jokes, some funny videos and other things to show everyone and even your grandma!
📍 The Internet
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Greg Britton @gmbritton.bsky.social Editorial Director of the Johns Hopkins University Press and acquiring editor for our Higher Ed. program.
“Oh, I used to be disgusted. And now I try to be amused….”
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Phineas T. Moneybags 💰💰💰 @phineastmoneybags.bsky.social Economics with a side of snark. 💸
“Watching the tide go out, and enjoying seeing who is swimming naked.”
➡️ Not financial advice. ⬅️ Not baking advice, either. 🍪. Yes, I wrote Schwab Fixed Income expert Kathy Jones’ favorite Tweet. 🩵 💰💰💰
DT in CT ☮️ 💙 @davetroy.bsky.social “You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant … Oh, f*ck it.”
- Monsieur Gustave
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Kat Sarcastically @thekatfullerton.bsky.social 🇨🇦
Writer/Actor/Producer
Artistic Director "Legends, Live!" Tribute Show
Award Winning Tribute Artist
https://linktr.ee/Almost_Marilyn
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social 
fFish @ffi5h.bsky.social Australian Weirdo.
jules @butch420.bsky.social The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
🇵🇸
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Pissed Off Peacenik @smashville66.bsky.social Gruntled Vet
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com Sharing smiles
free to steal!
https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi
https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI
https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI
https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber
https://www.patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI
PG in the daylight discretion after dark
Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name. 
Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social Love is a cattlefield 🐮🇨🇦
Canadian winter veg farmer
Morning coffee muse to @natesmith.dev
My Skweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xivg7qzusrwm5tk2djn7kgq2/feed/aaaa4oajl5d6s
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social “Uncool”
~Rolling Stone
Knottsferatu @grumpa.bsky.social Army Vet ⚔️🏴☠️🇺🇦
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
"What the hell did I walk into this room for?!?"
🚫No DMs🚫No MAGA🚫No crypto🚫
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social Anthropomorphized cheese.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Corgi | Host of Psycho Politics pod and contributor, @TheBulwark.com | Crappy pol | Trying to figure out Substack
substack.com/@gtconway
Hunter the Bounty Dog @bountydog.bsky.social Everyone’s “before” picture.
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gi6tnq7utmjuvfx726jbxl4g/feed/aaalwf2tqjqum
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz #Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
☠🏴☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ndsxj47hf3hpi4ibsiv27p7v/feed/aaadyeggry74k
EASTMAN @eastmanblue.bsky.social Social democrat. Vegetarian. Science. Baseball.
Humor. Books. Atheist. Dog rescuer. Advocate.
Fan of critical thinking. I write about politics and religion.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
🎨Vincent Van Bro @vincentvanbro.bsky.social Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
androo @androoo.bsky.social Alright, let's do this one last time.
Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social I could have been America’s favorite gameshow host. Supreme Commander of Operations at
#WebForceKC.
NBA Brainrot @nbabrainrot.bsky.social #1 source for NBA news, culture & commentary
$50 free after playing a $5 lineup on PrizePicks with the signup code: BG4FXS3
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brainrotnba at gmail
instagram.com/nbabrainrot
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social Proud Poster.
Oh my.
Jason Geffner @geffner.bsky.social Senior Principal Engineer for AI & Product Security at Workday. Formerly at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.
her again @cmf111.bsky.social I don’t give a damn about my reputation.
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social Non-enthusiast
Can't Get Sarcasm @cantgetsarcasm.bsky.social Some of the things you say are so confusing!
the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social Retired Detroit Chef. Vegetarian 38 yrs,❤️ 🌯🍕, bad at yoga, occasionally hilarious🙄🇦🇲🇺🇸♐
Same @ - Instagram, Twitter & TikTok
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social Downlogging. . .
textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.