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housewarming:
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A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
arseblog @arseblog.com Arsenal blogger, podcaster. Fan of Bourbon, Bowie, German Shepherds, and Pires (not in that order). Creating Arsenal content with real people.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
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Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
mammon @derekhill.bsky.social hardcore integrity
Amit @afcamit.bsky.social 
Rob @trashbandico0t.bsky.social Open minds open hearts ⚔️
Luke Thomas @lukethomas.bsky.social Combat sports analyst. Occasional learner.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social A baddie with big mommy milkers. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
Grouchomancer @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
https://letterboxd.com/okbutstill/
Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social I will never call them skeets. I host a podcast called Soundtracker, you can find it anywhere you listen to podcasts, or here https://www.buzzsprout.com/1840875
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Followed by Jerry
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Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social music ∙ geekery ∙ media and comms ∙ more random musings than you can handle ∙ DC vibe checks & street photography ∙ somehow has a PhD ∙ opinions all mine ∙ once called "the bus passenger" by People Magazine
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social Political Communication Professor at GWU. I write a lot about the history and future of tech and politics. Best known for that one time I made fun of Bret Stephens.
Davekarpf.beehiiv.com
will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social i’m more of a lin-manuel charlotte
secret base person
youtube.com/secretbasesbn
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Mike Duncan @mikeduncan.bsky.social History podcaster/author. Revolutions + The History of Rome
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social 
Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social Bronx boy. Cubs fan. Dad, husband, writer, podcaster and cable news host.
The Sirens’ Call: How Attention Became the World’s Most Endangered Resource out now.
https://sirenscallbook.com/
Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social Culture Editor at Defector
rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com PhD in Yo Momma
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father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
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signal @millionbear.44
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social I’m haveing a accident
Paddy @paddyarsenal.bsky.social Twitter? Completed it mate
Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And handsome! clueheywood@gmail.com
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
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@hesfivefootfour.bsky.social @hesfivefootfour.bsky.social - D I @dynastybits.bsky.social
Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social Arsenal and Bromley fan
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Den 🇬🇾 🇯🇲 @lephantomdennis.bsky.social BBQ. Traveller. Brown Clark Kent. Nerd.
Steven Ruiz @stevenruiz.bsky.social NFL writer for the ringer/QB ranker/sometimes college basketball
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com whassup lol
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Marcus Mosher @marcusmosher.bsky.social Host of Locked On Cowboys and Locked On Fantasy Football. Writer at 33rd Team. #RBsDontMatter
James 💝🏏 @jamesash89.bsky.social The Arsenal. Heart transplant. Frinkiac memes. Nintendo Switch 2.
In that order.
🎶 If I can live through this, I can do anything 🎶
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Donie O’Sullivan @donie.bsky.social CNN Senior Correspondent
www.instagram.com/doniecnn/
Shea Serrano @sheaserrano.bsky.social author of five new york times bestsellers
https://goodmovie.substack.com
Zito @zeets.bsky.social “It is my image that I want to multiply, but not out of narcissism or megalomania, as could all too easily be believed: on the contrary, I want to conceal, in the midst of so many illusory ghosts of myself, the true me, who makes them move.“
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Red Letter Media @redlettermedia.com Milwaukee, WI based humor related and entertainment adjacent content creators. The world's only unfluencers.
Colin Cunningham @sgtzima.bsky.social NO SUCH THING AS A BAD MOVIE PODCAST @nosuchthingpod
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Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social Writer: Strip law, This Fool, Acapulco. My book “Cry For Me Argentina” is out now!
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Black Big Lebowski @lajethrojenkins.bsky.social On a golf course playing Young Nudy.
___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social I don't need to provide amusement or enjoyment.
I don't need to receive any amusement or enjoyment.
I'm completely fine with that.
Because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels.
It's just a complete waste of fuckin' time.
charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social early 30 something black man in brooklyn. covering NFL in the ether. free palestine. long live rosie.
contact: crmcd94@gmail.com
Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social Global Expression, FIRE. Book: Authoritarians in the Academy, @hopkinspress.bsky.social (August 2025). https://www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/53835/authoritarians-academy
Signal: sarahemclaugh.01. Go birds.
Will Oremus @willoremus.com Covering online speech, the information economy and AI weirdness at @theatlantic.com. Shitposting about Bluesky on Bluesky.
Signal: willoremus.24
Geoffrey A. Fowler @geoffreyfowler.bsky.social Tech Columnist at The Washington Post. Geoffrey.Fowler@washpost.com
Shira Ovide @shiraovide.bsky.social Writes about A.I. for the Washington Post. New Yorker. Bird watcher. Grumpy. https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/shira-ovide/
Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com tech & society @washingtonpost.com
stories: https://drewharwell.com/
videos: tiktok.com/@drewharwell
+ instagram.com/drewharwell
BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social Write stuff, mostly movies and food. Podcasting - FilmDrunk, the Frotcast, Pod Yourself A Gun/The Wire. Love 2 have fun. vincemancini.substack.com
Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time.
Kevin Collier @kevincollier.bsky.social I cover digital threats for NBC News. Tip me! @kevincollier.01 on signal, kevin.collier@nbcuni.com. NYC, from West Virginia.
Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social Your 2025/26 Premier League champions.
Until Arsenal joins Bluesky, I will try to fill the void by manually sharing content only from their official channels.
I have no affiliation with the club and seek no partnerships, promos, or monetary gain.
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com Senior editor at The American Prospect, cohost and producer of the @leftanchor.bsky.social podcast https://www.patreon.com/leftanchor
Newsletter: https://www.ryanlcooper.com/
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
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Rajat Suresh @rajatsuresh.bsky.social name is rajat 
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social Historian. Pods: Past Lives. Tides of History. Books: "The Verge." "Lost Worlds." pwymanusc at gmail. Enthusiast. https://linktr.ee/patrickwyman
bobby @and.bsky.social the goat of all time
keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Your third favorite cousin. DO NOT SEND ME LINKS
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