Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social I never mean what I say even when I do.
@casstone.bsky.social @casstone.bsky.social Spectre of autism.
I have a reputation for being very boring.
meat-shaped stone (🇵🇸👍🏽 • 🇺🇸👎🏽) @jikukeiseki.bsky.social it's a doggy dog world. angry queer lion. gay furry communist. any pronouns. nsfw/mdni
Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me Mort Crim's Chump of the Week
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
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teacher, writer, professional dipshit
West Coast girly: CA, WA, OR
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Please don't hit me with your car.
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Statement on Spacegodzilla @reik483.bsky.social
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Mad Online @verymadonline.bsky.social Anti-fascism, video games, movies, books, food, cool shit. Free Palestine.
dropkick @dropkick.bsky.social LVSORI DELENDAE SVNT
日本語OK
http://twitch.tv/dropkickchannel
veronica @veronicaz3.bsky.social become transgender now dot com
Just Beth @protocrone.bsky.social ~ moisturize your neck ~
Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social
Typhon @typhon042.bsky.social Twitch Streamer https://twitch.tv/typhon_plume
Married to @safaria.bsky.social
Furry since 1986
The Dark Emperor
War magi of mercy
Destroyer of souls
LVL 53 gryphon.
He/Him
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Andrew Cairns @acairns.co.uk Using metaphors and analogies to explain Software Engineering in fun ways: https://youtube.com/@metaphoricallyspeaking
Staff Software Engineer. Passionate about DDD, CQRS, Event Sourcing and Distributed Systems.
Kayaking, too.
The Jolly Sysop @newguy.vrunt.social i'm a new guy. an original character from the genius mind of @vrunt.social. oh yeah, and i'm real.
@alexawful.bsky.social @alexawful.bsky.social
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Newsletter: Welcome to Hell World www.welcometohellworld.com
Books:
We Had It Coming (2025) https://orbooks.com/catalog/we-had-it-coming/
A Creature Wanting Form (2023) www.orbooks.com/catalog/a-creature-wanting-form
@laurenmcb.bsky.social @laurenmcb.bsky.social
Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
gull @gullmatic.bsky.social accidentally alive, to this very day
Bonshob Vandamn @bonshob.bsky.social
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Video games, streams on Twitch and YouTube, Pronouns He/Him.
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*Sᴛᴀʀʙʟᴀᴅᴇ Mark Ω, Class-V Reality Bender. Keter. Any pronouns.
Ryon Kemp @naturesfaircare.bsky.social Owner and head landscape designer of
🌱Nature's Fair Care🌾
✨✨Philosophic Wiccan ♍ and practitioner✨✨
Pro's: He/him/they bi-sexual💅
I'm excited for you all to see that gardens I have made. It's a lot of work but I never stop smiling.
@kramdar.bsky.social @kramdar.bsky.social Radmark says…worship Kramdar
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Level 2 Bosmer Commoner @beepbeepboop.bsky.social the world is in harmony & i'm singing a little song #eggscrew
serial experimen stalin @alcolol.zone white noise reskeeter, he/they
aka james / jony ive aces / RunningWithScissors / Taeradun / etc
twitter.com/alcolol / cohost.org/alcolol / mastodon.social/@alcolol / alcolol.zone
death bot @deathbot.bsky.social 33 yo, metro detroit, dota player, one piece enjoyer, she her
Stephanie says Trans Rights! @steffycastro.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ She/her. Rave queen. Former egg. Level 4X AuDHD. Trans Rights.
Magnus Carl's, Jr @magnuscarlsjr.bsky.social can't think of anything to put here
Trans rights, free palestine, abolish ice
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social He/Him
Otis Elevators VEVO @otiselevatorvevo.bsky.social I mean frankly KONE elevators are probably superior in terms of spread and reliability but honestly they're like the Coca Cola of elevators. They're good, but kind of stodgy and only recently getting into the game of innovation. Schindler is like Pepsi.
Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social We could be doing so much better than this.
"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value." -Joe Biden, who never actually wanted people to hold him to that ...
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hangerouter @goodjob.bsky.social in search of allat
GC is Doing Whatever @gcvazquez.bsky.social English/Spanish Bilingual | He/Him | Writer/Narrative Designer
Absolute Jack of All Trades | For Hire
I Lose My Mind On Here A Lot. Sorry in advance! Chill otherwise.
Gavrilo Grigglepuff @freedom4gnomes.bsky.social waging a gorilla war against the foul lord of darkness El'on and his legion of keeblers
GOD IS BED @godisbed.bsky.social Communist. CSPAMmer. A big ol dumbass. He/him.
Everyone thinks they're the hero of the story.
🌌Elle🌌 (they/them)🏳️⚧️ @eluminatedmemory.bsky.social I'm Elle. I Am.
mood: Sky Above 🌌
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 Trans Rights, forever.
current profile pic: @yamino.bsky.social (ty Yamino!!)
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social All my posts are the endorsed views of my employers. Retweets are an endorsement. Viewing my posts is prohibited. You owe me a dollar. Reading this constitutes your agreement to the terms. Hail Satan.
Now a Bluesky Developer!
domelord420 @domelord420.bsky.social it's ok to steal from rich people
Chunky dumpling @fuckotheinsane.bsky.social i use to have over 500 followers on Twitter
Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social Creators of short films, videos, apparel, live shows and more from the depths of the internet's origins.
D @dmsap.bsky.social どこ見てんだよ
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social Go Go Cactus man
si̓̽̕m͌̈́̕o͌̔̀ñ m̈́͠o͑̐̈́o͆̈́͆n 🧮🏴☠️ @illuminaughty.bsky.social targeted hyperdimensional gangstalker shadow individual eating a free lunch
it's better to spit out the poison than it is to swallow it, but it's also rude to spit poison at people.
jungftak hashcons @invlwhen.bsky.social tu deviens responsable pour toujours de ce que tu as apprivoisé
🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social <<Action News theme intensifies>>
B 4
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He/him
Follows/likes/reposts = endorsements
gas station pharmaceuticals @metafizikal.bsky.social dipshit with good politics
go birds
Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social 34 | he/him | Gamer (derogatory) | Pathfinder 2e | RU-UKR Canadian
Leaf 🌿 @lilleafling.bsky.social -'.🌿.'- FFXIV Addict-'.🌿.'-
🌿 Chaos 🌿
🌿 Your local leafy feline!
🌿 Fueled by coffee & plants
Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social I'm Doug. I like video games (but not in the problem ways), low-budget trashy isekai anime (sometimes in the problem ways), and experiencing jokes on the worldwide web (usually the problem ways).
He/him cis/het trans rights=human rights free Palestine etc
Still Undone @stillundone.bsky.social aiat
Blish @blishbarson.bsky.social Barson
From the world.
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social est. 2015 by @neilcic.com
Boner Honkfarts @bonerhonkfarts.bsky.social Alumni, Columbia Untisemity. Political commentator for ABC News and NPR and the author of 6 New York Times bestsellers on women in America.
@unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social Dad, Husband, Patriot. (dog dad too!) GO CUBS! Senior Vice President of Business Development at ANTIFA
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WhatReligionShouldIBe @fkasocks.com what's poppin, gamers? "28" years old. born year of the snake! 🐍 fortnite creator code: AREYOUMADATME https://www.twitch.tv/fkasocks
pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app thank you for being excellent to each other and as always, thank you for loving pupkin.
boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social ill be in the cold hard wall before i pass up the opportunity to make a cask of amontillado joke
im the guy that your mutual follows that posts about aew wrestler mina shirakawa and street fighter character ingrid way too much
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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Evil ass fucking name™ @rato5.bsky.social I'm 17
Lil surprise 👉 @g0minable.bsky.social
He/him she/her
Shinkaze | emulation, reverse engineering, and vtubing @shinkazevt.live (he/they, 31, 🔞MDNI) your friendly Canadian ferret office coworker! #ENvtuber #vtuber
retired Freelancer modding wizard, current SimCity 2000 modding wizard (https://sc2kfix.net), proud union member IRL
twitch affiliate https://twitch.tv/shinkazevt
Bingo.exe @yourpalbingo.bsky.social 3DS Ambassador
www.halfwayokay.com/
My swag is rediculas 😎💧 @garliccorgi.bsky.social Beets, Bears, Battlescar Galactica. Father to 3 horrible daughters. Smithy of words, drinker of beer. Winter is coming. Views my own.
justin gong @mediumsnare.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com The official English FFXIV Bluesky account.
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minthara blasting menthols @grave.moe i work all night
i draw when i can
i post when i feel like it
30 or 40 years old
non-romanceable
certified wifeguy
chaotic good
they/she/it
#FFXIV: Xaja Lum @ Leviathan
#rkgk - #OC - #fanart
🚫: commissions/AI/NFTs
still ain’t dead enough @kjhutter.bsky.social astrology is 100% real
i ain’t your volunteer
🎀 Sylverpoint 🏳️⚧️ 🎀 @sylverpoint.bsky.social 24, She/They 🏳️⚧️
Silly little girl failure who's totally based, I like women and Sonic and sometimes I stream
"Proud" owner of 200+ Wii Fits
Started E: 8/18/25
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sylverpoint
Profile picture by: me
TesseractPi @samrohrbach.space he/they
autistic
pan
i use arch btw
you are now entering the place where i dump all my ideas and then forget about them
langs: 🇺🇸🇲🇽 fluent, 🇷🇺🇵🇸 learning
mi sona toki pona
Jack Zhou @jackzhou.bsky.social social scientist @climateadvocacylab.bsky.social, occasional instructor @DukeEnvironment, immigrant
Durham, NC
Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social I make comics. My new book ONE FOR SORROW out now from DSTLRY. I drew The Wicked & The Divine, wrote Captain Carter, designed Captain Marvel & Ms Marvel, amongst others. I have ADHD if you're wondering why I'm like this. www.jamiemckelvie.fyi
Gecko Enthusiast @rougelike.bsky.social
Evelyn, Okiba Matriarch @checkbox.bsky.social Optician. Proxy artist. Aspiring bassist. Chicago, but from Florida.
Comms closed. I'm swamped.
40. She/her. 🏳️🌈⚧️🔞
Links: linktr.ee/vote_checkbox
pfp: @satanbutasian.bsky.social
🔞 AD: @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social
@okayfrog.bsky.social @okayfrog.bsky.social
rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social I love cats and getting really mad about politics!!!!!
You can turn off my reposts and I will not be upset <3