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Carnivorous plants
BSc in Nat Resources & Conservation. Masters in Fire Ecology. I'm an Ecologist in Public Health bc birds
Bay Area
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Hold the bastards accountable.
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Pro closed captioner for audio books.
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More than Bluesky's other raccoon
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Now
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Later:
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"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
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Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
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