Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
My posts 👇🏾
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5nbpbsgxzkstv4oavt5uzwdl/feed/aaaigjz7b3w6e
Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social chopped unc
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
ŠequencedLife @sequencedlife.bsky.social Reader, sometime writer, nervous musician, dog father.
break, fix, make, mistake
Vapors of Morphine @vaporsofmorphine.bsky.social Low Rock and Unusual Music; Dana Colley (of Morphine)- electricbarisax; Jeremy Lyons- 2string bass, guitar, etc; Tom Arey- drums (fmrly Jerome Deupree)
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social Punk, weirdo, lefty, comics creator, psi fi, magical realism, existentialism, metaphysics. Theater of the absurd. Creator of Pink Zombie Rose, a Graphic series - A Contagion Of Enlightenment. Undead Psychonauts will either save the world or end it. 💀🥀
Futon man @musicfan37.bsky.social 
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Xalqee @xalqee.bsky.social The Cake is a Lie
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia 🍑
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social imbecile.
https://bsky.app/profile/burnthair.bsky.social/search?q=idea
human @bshuman.bsky.social wannabe comedian/poet/human
For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
Leah @hoxinsocks.bsky.social I just really love shapes. I love it when things are shapes. And I love it even more when shapes are things
(Molecular model printer @3dmoleculardesigns.bsky.social, former rodent botherer, perennial cell enjoyer)
Resenting Fall Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which.
He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v5ib3hhc3hxuxryyhh5idk3m/feed/chrono-skeets
Popularish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v5ib3hhc3hxuxryyhh5idk3m/feed/top-skeets
Señor Squeaky @dfunqued6.bsky.social 
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨
At noon we siesta.
Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
Trevor Show. Enough is too much!!!
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls- B Sebastian @bajabugbear.bsky.social freighter pilot
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social #ND #Artist #Spoonie #Retired #Mentalhealth #jazz #trumpet. S FL, #LGBT #ally, #trans! 71, #married 50, #sober 20: #AA. #Suicide, #animalrehab. All posts: IMHO. No DMS, I FB. he/him/not yours
"Please put the #trumpet down and slowly back away"
ParaMusic @paramusic.bsky.social General musings about emergency medicine and music production, from the frigid tundra of Northern Canada.
Daniel Sunden and, the Okay Poet 👌 @danielsunden.bsky.social
Love 💙 the life you have, and
Live the life you love!
- Anonymous
lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social 29. He/Him. I once saw a flock of vultures circle the steeple of a church and the pastor asked me if it meant something and I said “Idk i think they just like doing that.”
Noah Isherwood @nershwood.bsky.social our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
//
words in HAD, Uncharted, Bewildering Stories, etc.
//
editor at @stringphone.bsky.social
//
https://linktr.ee/noahisherwood
Oh Gawd of Funk @slipofmytongue.bsky.social I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
@surfrich3.bsky.social @surfrich3.bsky.social Life is good (vs the alternative)
Leo
Teacher
beach
sic semper tyrannis
Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social Texas' finest six-seat cinema.
Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m
[We follow our contributors!]
David Locke @david-locke.bsky.social Reject imposed obligations, expectations, and roles.
kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social Life long member of the Clitterati
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social him/he
🔞Adults Only Parody
#N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶F̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̵t̶h̶e̶ ̵S̶u̶p̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̵C̶o̶u̶r̶t̶ ̵m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̵m̶e̶ ̵T̶h̶e̶ ̵D̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶r̶̵!̵
I was
THE DECIDER
but I evolved and now
I AM THE CHOSEN CHOOSER!
Your nation is up for grabs. Grab it.
Take it back from the #draculas. 🧛🏻
Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
Babble Ghoti 🐡 @tenkuu.social /ˈbæb.əl fɪʃ/
always thinking about beviges
He/him bi
Moonpie @lemonello.bsky.social Ethnobotanist
Moonshakes & Lakes
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
TC 💖 @talia-christine.bsky.social Hi, it's me. 🖖
polly❣️ @pollypocket69.bsky.social ghastly artifact of a particular cultural era that recently met its apocalypse
Dizzee Raskolnikov @docminus.bsky.social Front end specialist. Vinyl enthusiast. Wife guide. Media hater. Opinions are your own. Hattiesburg. Kickin it.
Jake 🎸 @whirlwind37.bsky.social 😎 🎼 🌧 🌞 🦫
🎼⚾️🕰🍔⚾️🍂🍃
🏓🥊🛹⚾️🏀🏈
🦉🎻🔥🔥😊🪨💎🍫😊🥲🐶💎💎💨😈🍺🍫🏈s 🍫🌭🥛☄️🍂🌦🧒👧🇲🇽🇬🇧🐿🦥💨🫐 🥚 🐍🌦🥸❤️🛎🍫🌏🍖
☕️ 🐱 ⚾️🍂🐶🍂🍂🌿🌿
⚾️🎶🌖☀️🌦 🐶🐎🦮🦌🦨🐿🦫🦦
🐕🦮🐇🐈⬛🦨
her again @cmf111.bsky.social I don’t give a damn about my reputation.
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
discord: cucumberlife
Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
bermuda triangle shirtwaist factory 🔥 @thefbrz.bsky.social 31. pure manifestation of the id.
scenic designer, artist, + technical director.
they-wife in my husbandposting era.
lead paint apologists DNI.
Cordutzar De Alien @cordutzardealien.bsky.social Interplanetary junkyard sculptor. Spreading love and making earth a better place with art. ARTISTS RISE!
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Mandy @mandysparklesxo.bsky.social ✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨
Chombo @oldmanchombo.bsky.social Archetypal trickster
Artist Alexis Nelson @artistalexisnelson.bsky.social Colorful maximalist abstract artwork
…and pictures of my cats and stuff
Check out all of my artwork:
https://artistalexisnelson.etsy.com
My artwork on fabric and wallpaper:
https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/alexis_nelson
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
@unicorn-carnage.bsky.social @unicorn-carnage.bsky.social Monkey is my business, and business is good. Tiny, clumsy forest creature.
Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46
Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
Robert K. Young @robertkyoung.bsky.social Here because there is nowhere.
Storm in a T-Cup @storminat-cup.bsky.social Dogs. Art. Comedy. Music. Avid US politics follower (from afar) joining the Xodus.
Savascha @savascha.bsky.social Yet another middle aged non-binary person.
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Hefegeist @nurgeist.bsky.social Hope everyone is well.
Skully @carterskull.bsky.social Fartist and Jokesmith
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social gaming industry
must shitpost
queer af
Lord Caine @lordcaine58.bsky.social Spinner of tales...
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com Philosophy | Ethics Short Story Literary Fiction Publisher. Top 10 (Chill Subs) LitMag 2023-2024, books, & podcasts. $ subscriptions (& Patreon) pay writers.
Links: https://bio.site/afterdinner
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. 🫶🏻
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
Jessica Albatross @crawdaddy37.bsky.social The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall
Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
@boozeandclues.bsky.social @boozeandclues.bsky.social Rams, Ducks, Liverpool, Blues, Mariners, Pistons, Zips, Timbers
Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nub66i4dgxl5bqbhe2u73ouf/feed/aaacrnspduuyg
Alhomeronslow @alhomeronslow.bsky.social The Friend
The Teacher
"Hi."
"How are you?"
"I'm glad you are here now."
"You are dear!"
The Teacher
Has Stated
"You have not asked the correct question."
"What is your point?"
Dedicated To
The Friend
The Teacher
Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
mister scum @silaslikeshorses.bsky.social an individual. he or they i love you
sexy sexy transgendered individual
Laura Dime @unlimitedbasil.bsky.social i eat oatmeal late at night and dislike multiples of five. she/her
header by @RiotGrlErin.bsky.social
sabre cat @alluringfibula.bsky.social the sabre cat of skyrim
wordsquirrel @wordsquirrel.bsky.social Pragmatist with persistent romantic tendencies. Middling pretender of likeability. Collector and curator of words. Hypothetical enthusiast.
Jon Amadeus Markley @xjamarkleyx.bsky.social Zen Buddhist / Punk Rocker / Cat herder /
Spiritual Advisor
QC at SMASHED PLASTIC
https://bsky.app/profile/smashedplastic.bsky.social
Greater Chicago IWW
https://bsky.app/profile/gciww.bsky.social
CHICAGO
Peace, freedom and anarchy for all beings…
Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social 👁️ Sauron did
🏢 nothing wrong
Jeanette @actionablebutt.bsky.social Artist of ill repute - She/her
Jeanettemadethis.com
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Ms.Grieves @caitbang.bsky.social Vintage, tattoos, feminism, dogs, cats, birds, art, poetry, music
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🎸: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
🖤𝒎𝒊𝒄𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳𝒆𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑹🎃✨ @midwestaftermath.bsky.social 🎶new york eyes, chicago thighs🎶
compliance accountant | BA History | MBA
leftist | horror | books | movies | music | great tits | Oxford comma
no war but class war
Free Palestine🇵🇸
fuck ICE
✨no DMs✨
🖤🩶🤍
if you know me irl, no you don’t
Syreeta @phantomsspleen.bsky.social head chog
she/her
brain pipes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaeb4v2jnfxy
fails (better): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaecg2eemgu4
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
hj^666 @haleyjuuune.bsky.social camera clicker & cat connoisseur
double entendress ; planetologist 🪐
she/her