𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚
moss, fossils, haiku & books
📚 who prose there? pod 📖
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNFe6jLlvM&pp=ygUPd2hvIHByb3NlIHRoZXJl0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
pfp: stevie nicks larp
banner: trent reznor
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/3701831/s/209614.rss
Shubal @shubal4128.bsky.social Former gravedigger, carpenter, and academic. Arts worker. Pro-union & equal rights.
💙✊🏼☮️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🎨🫶🏼💙
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social Waiting for the edibles to kick in…
40’s | Denver | Vinyl nerd | Board game geek
Kainoa @kamananui.bsky.social Dad of Twins
#Books, #Libraries, #Engineering,
#Anti-Fascist, #Liberal, #Atheist, #Traveler,
#Geocacher, #Vitiligo, #Pacific #Ocean,
#Honolulu #Hawaii - #Kagoshima #Japan
- opinions here are my own
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social Maine retiree, Dem since JFK. Former trombonist, band director, college administrator, gadabout. Married to Sharon 55 years and counting. Love New England teams, scotcheroos, wordplay and British TV. Did I say wordplay? #slidemanernie
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
Travis Owen @greyb34rd.canerduh.ca Husband and father. SysAdmin, lover of technology (retro tech in particular). SysOp of CaNerDUH BBS. Born and raised in Medicine Hat. Believer in kindness. #medhat #yxh
@hugh61.bsky.social @hugh61.bsky.social 
Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Brandon @sportsmaninlife.bsky.social "Just another cunt in a clown suit!" The truth, no matter how bad, is never as dangerous as a lie in the long run! Be Snarky!🐝☕️🍒🌎🗺
David Schmavid @lightthebeam.bsky.social Cat dad. Pieces of my heart are in Sacramento, New Orleans, and San Diego. Fan of the Sacramento Kings, USWNT, San Diego Wave FC, FC Barcelona (fem & mem), and New Orleans Saints. You might occasionally chuckle. Ally. priv/acc. Leo. Bay Area, CA.
🇺🇲🇸🇻
Simon Brader @bradersi.bsky.social A woke, car and music loving, Pro-EU, antifascist, anti-Zionist, Palestine & Ukraine-supporting socialist. Vegan for the animals, Green for the politics.
Ihavefriendseverywhere/Ohwell561 @ohwell561.bsky.social Lake Worth Beach, FL #waytooclosetomaralago
Lover of humans (mostly)
Dog lover, Grandma (again!)
If you can't pronounce it, learn how
#Teambrainworm
Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social Vancouverite. 2001. Pescatarian. Screenwriter. Songwriter. Playwright.
Patreon.com/JustChristopher
G. Smith @therealgsmith.com Artist based in Vienna (Austria, EU). I mostly write #poetry and my opinion. I also watch movies and annoy people online.
#FCKNZS #NoKings #NoDrugs #ClimateEmergency #NotJustSad #HumanRights #TaxTheRich #LoveIsLove #ReplyGuy #Music
Coach @coacharming.bsky.social Doofus.
I am a giant sports and old alt rock nerd.
SDSU Jackrabbits\Chargers\Lakers\Chelsea\Coventry City\Tar Heels fan
Huge fan of R. E. M., Pearl Jam, and other stuff in that era.
Nichular @nichular.bsky.social He/Him |🌻🐛🐝 | Child Before the Internet |Live Music |
Not Merritt Stone @notmerrittstone.bsky.social Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
ZRH @zacharyhorning.bsky.social Quod scripsi, scripsi
J. Sam Drolet @jsamdrolet.bsky.social Personal account. He/him/his.
Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social It’s ya boy. Bad jokes, clown energy, occasional caps-lock rants. He/Him. ABSOLUTELY NOT A WOLVERINE INSIDE A HUMAN SKIN SUIT
@beezlebudz.bsky.social @beezlebudz.bsky.social 📍VA
45 he/him
6’1”
Pansexual; No Minors 🔞
@pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social Pissed off American who still believes in "We the people..." but can't believe how screwed up our government has become. Dis/misinformation is destroying us. Friends believe the BS!! Greed, hate and lies are now normalized. Welcome to The Twilight Zone...
@funkyzebra.bsky.social @funkyzebra.bsky.social Daughter, sister, mom of twins, very happy wife! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
#chronicillness #Lupus #Isaacssyndrome #Neuromyotonia
#NOmaplemaga NO Trump/Musk
NO Pierre Poilievre
Equality, Acceptance, Inclusive
Loving, Dark/dirty humor, Crafty
Creative
Timothy Braun (a.k.a. The Braunologue) @timothybraun.bsky.social Writer for @nytimes @huffingtonpost @AmericanTheatre @AustinChronicle @Austin_Monthly @TexasStandard and some sad plays and operas. RT not a endorsement. https://substack.com/@timothybraun
Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social I can't even
Dingo Jackson @thedingodaily.com "An almost unimaginable waste of potential!"
- My 3rd Grade Teacher
- 1/3 of The Dingo Weekly Podcast.
- Drives in Eco Mode.
- Can not identify most birds.
Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.
Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social Cupcake Mercenary
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social 45 earth years • socialist • #feminist • 🏳️🌈 • #atheist • 420 • 📸 • former role model • 🎮 • pacifist ☮️ • plant nerd 🌱 • #adoptee • absolutely 🚫 AI • 🖕🏻🧊 • #altbabes
💍 taken, but we'll let you watch 👇🏻
https://stardustandcyanide.me/my-links
🔞 MDNI
Chef👩🏻🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social Hottie🐎
Thick thigh nightmare💋
English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬
Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌘🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻
Nerdy & curvy👓🍑
♓️♏️♐️♈️
🤏🏻NSFW when I feel like it 🫦💦
In a toxic relationship with🌪️&⛈️
Not for the weak🙄
Whimsy & Rage💫🔪
Witchy shit😌✨
🥱🖕🏻
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
@mpulskamp.bsky.social @mpulskamp.bsky.social I’m a stagehand for the city of Sacramento.
Also Santa.
Also frustrated.
Old.
Buachaill Ceilteach gnéasach
🏴
pseudomichael @pseudomichael.com a pseudomichael
a cinematographer
a cat father
a can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all
pseudomichael.com
Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social Surprisingly kind in person.
Occasionally I do lawyer things, begrudgingly. Mostly these days I teach.
Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either
MartyParty @martyparty75023.bsky.social Gay Texan who believes Black Lives Matter, and everyone deserves autonomy over their own body. Wannabe birder. Resist. He/him
Lifetime Longhorn 🤘
Old Man Steve @omsteve.bsky.social Be kind to yourself and others, and always be safe. I'm on TikTok. I'm in DFW, Texas. Some say I'm a comedian, but I don't think so; I'm just old and do jigsaw puzzles. Sometimes I dance, but I'm not very good
https://linktr.ee/OldManSteve
2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social 📍en la pansita He/Him
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org should have been a pair of ragged claws
Bob Trujillo @bobzetsu.bsky.social Mostly a lurker, love Radiohead, Malazan, The Wire, Buffy and Angel, and used to collect tons of comics. Overall just trying to be a good dude.
Marfyroo @marfyroo24.bsky.social I can't lose my humanity even though it is so hard right now. I won't go back and neither should you.
Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social In with the out crowd.
Cloud Cöökööland.
https://www.instagram.com/themaryunfaithful?utm_source=qr
Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
No DM’s.
Tone @tone7x20.bsky.social Tea-based lifeform. Ghosthead👻. JMC Conscript. Niner. Early X-ile.
Loves racing 🏎️🏍️ and gaming 🎮 along with the nerdery.
BS Intolerant. Flawed. Variety Skeeter.
Francis @francisdaniel.bsky.social 
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social gorilla soaring in the blueskies
Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social GenX stereotype. Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.
substack.com/@outofthedemo
New Dad Notes @newdadnotes.bsky.social Hi Jokes, I’m Dad!
Russell @208rab.bsky.social A dumb dummy being dumb
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
HALLO I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Mark and coffee @markandcoffee.bsky.social Trying to stay sane in this weird circus.
Eclectic Collector @eclecticcollector.bsky.social Movies, books, Godzilla, collectibles, MOTU, horror, DC comics, marmalade, yerba mate, coffee, chocolate, Japan, travel, Superman, Hellboy, Gundam, no religion, no politics.
Posting stuff from my own collection.
Pronouns: mongrel/wolf hound
Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity, sufferer of pain, gif giver
Post Me Spotify Links For Playlisting! 🎸 @listigeplaylists.bsky.social Share a Spotify track link with me and I'll automatically add it to our Spotify playlist!
🎵 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1PkWMirBslXWUtwW3ImA1F
🌐 https://listige.pages.dev/bluesky
Dev: @listige-dev.bsky.social
Fancy Bindlestiff @rgandhi3k.bsky.social Race: Discarded Curious George stuffy animated by the vengeful ghost of Dorothy Parker
Age: Old enough to identify 14400 baud by sound
Sex: Whichever one you don’t want foot pics from
eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social Communications Degree
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
Daisy_Chains, BCE. Psyber-Active (friend of luce ❤️🔥) d^-.x^b @foriscream.bsky.social As of right now, this account has been squelched by bsky mgmt.
Harmless to pets and wildlife, house-safe
Wednesday's older trans sister, Tuesday
Desert and forest fae
she/it/they/ki/faer
No AI images or posts PLZ!!!!!!!!!!
Chronic Pumpkin @chronic-pumpkin.bsky.social 💌 Valentine ghostie✨Chronically ill & chronically chill 🍃 ADHD Squaddie 🧠 Skillful Snacker 🥨 Spoonie 🥄 TV/Movie gal 🍿
Russ @pappyparki.bsky.social Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming Wow! What a Ride
Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social San Francisco. Poet. Home of the bizarre rant. Relies too much on Simpsons references to establish a human connection.
Work in @underscoremag.bsky.social, Puerto del Sol, Rivet Journal, @eunoiareview.bsky.social
Movies, Muppets & Music @griswold75.bsky.social Hiya. I love films, tunes and Muppets. Aces to meet you.
@crazy1689.bsky.social @crazy1689.bsky.social Dem to the bone. Escaped X with my sanity intact. #Resist #BlueCrew NO DMs NO PORN !! NO "Hi I'm 18 and...." shit! No intro+ No posts= Block!
GrammaBarb @barbmcc.bsky.social 💙 Mom/G’Ma/GG’Ma /🐈⬛mom
We must flood the streets and cast our vote without fear -remove this CANCER‼️
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ L❤️VE is L❤️VE
#Resist #Blue-crew #FuckFascism
#GoodTrouble #StrongerTogether
NO🚫DM(uninvited=ignored)
NO🚫porn!! NO🚫CRYPTO
ABSOLUTELY NO MAGA!!
Daughk @daughk.bsky.social The whole world is …even me.Local Gnus is less politics, more filling.
Ancient being, but this age without wisdom is a bit of a farce.
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
cr1sp_sandw1ch @cr1spsandw1ch.bsky.social No longer on Twitter.
Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social Way too outspoken not to cause trouble. I won’t be the only one screaming out to the masses.
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
CasperTheFriendlyBeagle @deutschheute.bsky.social DMs not in use.
Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net Resist Rebel Revolt! Anti-Fascist. Author. Philosopher. Dog-Mom. Utilitarian Democrat. Existential Activist.
https://melissanadiaviviana.com/
Organized 3 Abortion Marches
Past President of Women's Non-Profit
Past Secretary of LGBTQIA Org
Mystic Monk 🏴🏴🇮🇪🏴🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @grumpy-bloke.bsky.social NO time for Zionists
DNA test result, 99.4% Celt ie, Mad Paddy.
Irish, born and raised in England, Highlander in a Scottish Infantry Regt, Economic League spy, (honestly! )
living in the mountains of North Wales
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social 
@mrodesmi @mrodesmi.bsky.social Mom to Seth who was murdered while attending Berkeley 💔 Trumps hateful rhetoric angered his neighbor to kill 💔 I now advocate for gun control and speaking for those who no longer can 💙 Teacher
Huw @followhuw.bsky.social Oh i see how it is
Canadian Dude 🇨🇦 @livewire3791.bsky.social I don’t bite.
This space for rent.
jules @butch420.bsky.social The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
🇵🇸
Irian Greenleaf @orm-irian.bsky.social genderless animist/feral buddhist, also plural so mostly use we/us instead of I/me - this is emphatically not a couples thing nor a royalty thing :) - (we're earhartsease on tumblr in case that's relevant)
Sophy Boyle @wyvernandstar.bsky.social 𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙀
P Double G 🇺🇸 @backwoodsmando.bsky.social We are alike cuz we’re diff
Love me damn it 🐾
Followed by 100 k crickets
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Medicinal Colorado @medicolorado.bsky.social Mostly skeeting news at the intersection of Colorado, cannabis, the war on drugs, law enforcement shenanigans, and the surrounding states.
mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social I read Tarot but can’t read the room. Looking for my keys but will stay for charcuterie. The OG Gingercorn from le Twit.
MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
My shitposts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally 🏳️🌈. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her 🇻🇪🇪🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦
Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social 💥 @oops@mindly.social
Two-handed battleax
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
Neverland Lost Boy @burn-the-ships.bsky.social Northeast raised, southern living. One of the good ones ✌️❤️🍻
Jimmy Biscuits @jimmybiscuits.bsky.social If you’re at my house and have to shit go home
West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it
Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
This online space is literally the result of my life it’s… well it’s kind of funny in a way