The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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dax @thdxr.com building opencode.ai
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social No NFTs, No A.I.
linktr.ee/sarahcandersen
Hardeep Matharu @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social Journalist. Speaker. Writer. Commentator.
Curious explorer of the forces that shape us. Society. Identities. Politics. Media. Culture. The personal. The structural.
Editor in Chief, Byline Times.
hardeep@bylinetimes.com / hardeepmatharu.wordpress.com
Rejected Petitions @rejectpetitions.bsky.social Skeeting every UK Parliament petition rejection.
A bot by @jonty.bsky.social.
Fediverse: https://bot.country/@rejectpetitions
Petitions: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected
Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social Doting grandmother, among other things.
NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory @vrubinobs.bsky.social Get ready for a new era in astronomy and astrophysics with Rubin Observatory!
Para español siga a Instagram: http://instagram.com/rubin_observatory
Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu STScI is the Science Operations Center for Webb, Hubble, and Roman space telescopes, & Mission Operations Center for Webb. We help humanity explore the universe with advanced space telescopes and data archive. news.stsci.edu
Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org We're the Electronic Frontier Foundation. We're a nonprofit that fights for your privacy and free speech online. Find all of EFF's social media accounts at eff.org/social.
Javielico 🌖 @javielico.bsky.social Doing computer things, asking why quite a lot.
Also https://social.coop/@javielico
Mostly helping out at https://utaw.tech and https://emfcamp.org
Reuters @reuters.com 
SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social Official account of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal created by
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
Home of the ongoing webcomic SMBC, A City on Mars, and of little books featuring large concepts abridged beyond the point of usefulness.
Andrea Joy Campbell @ajcampbellma.bsky.social Leading with joy. Fighting for YOU. MA Attorney General, wife and mama to Alexander & Aiden. Beyonce fan. For official updates follow @massago.bsky.social
Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social Britain's best-selling news and current affairs magazine with a unique mix of jokes and investigative journalism.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social Deputy political editor, Financial Times. Also amateur iphone photographer and some-time musician.
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. Regret to report that people are still taking this account seriously. Avatar image by @tpneenan.bsky.social.
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk Official UK Met Office account. Get the weather in your hand with our app: http://linktr.ee/MOContent
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social Exposing Reform UK.
James Stapley @discusfish.bsky.social Ichthyologist doing IT.
You could say I moved from fish into chips.
Tema Hassan @thassan.bsky.social Work at Zayo, ultra runner, STEM ambassador and Biathlon fan. Views are my own. (London,UK)
James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social Broadcaster @lbc.co.uk
Author: https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-they-broke-britain/james-obrien/9780753560365
Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social Investigative journalist. Ex-Guardian/Observer. Now co-founder brand new all-women journalist collective, www.thenerve.news. Tech justice stuff: www.the-citizens.com. Personal newsletter: www.broligarchy.substack.com
Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social Co founder @Byline.com and @BylineTimes.bsky.social. “Destructive British media” according to the Kremlin. Six nominations for sanctions from their Mofo MFA! An Oscar record
Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social A reader-funded newspaper that truly sits outside the established system and answers only to the public.
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Signal @signal.org Signal is a nonprofit end-to-end encrypted communications app. Privacy isn’t an optional mode, it’s the way Signal works. Every message, every call, every time. https://signal.org/donate/
Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk Leader of @LibDems.org.uk, husband, father, carer, and MP for Kingston & Surbiton.
Promoted by Liberal Democrats, 66 Buckingham Gate, SW1E 6AU.
Electromagnetic Field @emfcamp.bsky.social A weekend of geekery in an internet-connected field. Returning in summer 2028.
Website: emfcamp.org
Fediverse: @emf@emfcamp.org
Twitter: twitter.com/emfcamp
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
James Bensley @jwbensley.bsky.social Networking and programming.
Vicky @vic3-14.bsky.social Maths Rugby and Running
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@gardron.bsky.social @gardron.bsky.social 
Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social President of Signal, Chief Advisor to AI Now Institute 
robjs @rob.sh Software-defined network engineer / Network-defined software engineer @ Google.
Brit in California, with a love of the outdoors, always with a camera.
https://rob.sh
BGP.Tools @bgp.tools It's like a real-time global BGP looking glass that doesn't hate you! You can also pay us to tell you when stuff changes!
Tweets by: @benjojo
alteralias @alteralias.bsky.social Learning all the things ✨
The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social Writes about law, history, and policy.
At The Empty City blog and elsewhere.
Birmingham/London. Janeite. #AVFC
www.theemptycity.com
Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social Journalist. Author. Podcaster. Liberal extremist.
Bloor @bloor.bsky.social 
Thomas Mangin @thomas.mangin.com Technical Director of a UK ISP (Exa Networks Limited) providing a Content Filtering Solution (SurfProtect) and author of Open Source Software - https://github.com/exa-networks/exabgp
Martial Artist training in Takemusu Iwama Aikido
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Matt @dorkmatt.bsky.social network infra, DIY, travel, and cats
The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Kill All The Lawyers coming July 2027…
jzp - 86 47 @jprovo.bsky.social Just this gweep, you know? #Leguminati
http://gweep.net/~crimson/socials.txt
James Sheridan @jamess.dev Expat Brit in the Pacific Northwest. Perpetually confused. Brain Swiss-cheesed by ADHD. Semi-Pro nerd. ⚽️ Spurs. ⚾️ Mariners. 🎸 Music. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally.
Not a fan of *gestures wildly in most directions* whatever the fuck this is.
An all-round good egg
Martin J. Levy @mahtin.bsky.social Roaming the planet; one packet at a time! Now retired PGP: 7EA1 39C4 0C1C 842F 9D41 AAF9 4A34 925D 0517 2859 Callsign: W6LHI/G8LHI @mahtin@mastodon.cloud
Pete Taphouse @texaspetronella.bsky.social He/Him. CTO sort of stuff. York, UK. 
Fredy Künzler @kuenzler.ch CEO, Network Architect, Founder of @init7.net. Born at 323.15ppm CO2. 42U. Parliament-Member in Winterhur, Switzerland since 2008. https://threema.id/VEHSJBJS- I @ivanbev.bsky.social @ivanbev.bsky.social
Eileen Gallagher @lileeny.bsky.social CEO of INEX, Ireland’s interconnection point for internet networks. Board member of Euro-IX. Mayo girl adulting in Dublin. Can be found at various GAA and soccer pitches at weekends. I can live for two months on a good compliment. 
Chris Russell @that-chrisr.bsky.social Networks & Code. History, Science, Engineering, Music, Playing in the woods. Humanist. #autistic/#ADHD.
Absolute git before I knew :( , now, mostly harmless.
Rob Evans @internetplumber.bsky.social Chief network architect for Jisc, working on the UK’s National R&E Network, Janet. Adoptive Dad. Enjoy beer. Love travel. Trying to balance all of those and generally failing.
Tom Hill @tomm3h.bsky.social Network fancier, beer drinker, whisky imbiber, knowledge hoarder. 
David Reader @davidareader.bsky.social Enthusiastic wielder of tools, electronic parts, computers, sometimes cameras. Operates part of the Internet. Helps others do same. Make, Tinker, Break, and Fix
🇪🇺 Manchester, England
Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch https://matthewblo.ch/
Brian Nisbet @natural20.bsky.social Irish gamer, reader, organiser ( #Dublin2029 ), community member ( #WSFS, #RIPE, #GÉANT), human. He/Him. Has opinions on society & politics; geek. Runs services for Asiera. All opinions my own. @natural20 in a variety of places.
@garysmi.bsky.social @garysmi.bsky.social 
Liam Proven @lproven.bsky.social Tall, dark, black-clad, atheist, skeptic, vegetarian, SF fan; writes (mostly about computers) for a living. All opinions expressed are my own & not those of any employer.
Ian Chilton @ichilton.bsky.social Network Operations at Fastly.
Internet Wrangler, Operations, Developer, Network Automation, Sound Engineer, Christian, Electric Guitar, Amateur Radio (G3ICC), Electronics & F1.
Melanie Dymond Harper @meldh.bsky.social Digital certificates, crypto (that's _cryptography_, not anything currency-related), drumming, singing, photography, foxes. She/her. All opinions mine.
Barry O'Donovan @barryodonovan.com Thoughts, ramblings and rants of a husband, father, network engineer, sysadmin, coder, company owner, employer, chartered accountant, sci-fi fan, political anorak, impatient grump... 
dum spiro spero @adamamyl.bsky.social technologist, privacy, cyber, digirights, music, politics, civil libs. one of them.
Matthew Moyle-Croft @moylecroft.bsky.social @moylecroft on most things.
Internet Infrastructure/Energy Transition/Cricket/EVs/Gin/Wine.
Astronomy/Astrophysics fan.
Chief Cynicism Officer.
Nick Ryce @handle.invalid Head of Network Operations @ Commsworld
JNCIE-ENT Emeritus
Juniper Ambassador
@mikehooz.bsky.social @mikehooz.bsky.social 🤓 Internet Engineering Nerd
🚂 Heritage Railwayman
🛥️ Occasional Narrowboater
✈️ Avgeek
🦢 Swan addict
GazzamatazzZ @gazzamatazzz.bsky.social likes food... a lot....and drink.
Was haute cuisine now more B-kyu gurume.
PoBK @pobk.uk Geeky. Networky. Systemsy. Architecty. Pythonista. Sci-fi. Sometimes Random. Sometimes Techie. Sometimes in Welsh. My words, not my employers.
Peter Hicks @poggs.com Director of OpenTrainTimes, vaccinator, phlebotomist, vegan, considerate cyclist, Open Data advocate, Dad-joke teller, cat and Italian Greyhound lap provider. Probably contains Java.
As seen on TV. Also not a goose. Or pipe smoker.
Matthew Frost @frostmd.bsky.social 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇰
Was @matthewf @matthewf_
Russ Garrett @russ.garrett.co.uk Energy data nerd at infrageomatics.com & @openinframap.org, festival operations nerd at emfcamp.org, board member at limehouselabs.org. (he/they)
I'm mostly active on Mastodon: https://chaos.social/@russss
https://russ.garrett.co.uk
Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social Accidentally responsible
Also http://chaos.social/@jonty
Previously http://twitter.com/jonty
Always http://jonty.co.uk
Patrick W. Gilmore @patrickgilmore.bsky.social 
Routerfixer @routerfixer.bsky.social Packet shuffler, automation geek narrowboat and canal mad.
Tref @huworourke.bsky.social shed dweller
steve jones @kilfrew.bsky.social Part-time Unicorn Farmer.
Rugby Ref Adviser/Coach.
Husband, Dad & Gramps. Talk about Optical Networks & Brain Health
Jamie @flowstate.net Jeff Bezos laugh enthusiast.
Work at Netflix, prev Twitch
WoW semi-addict
Ren Provo @renster.bsky.social Joe’s wife, Shiraz the Galah Cockatoo’s Mom, vinyl stylist, UNESCO World Heritage hunter. New England Tiki Society member, Po·ly·ne·si·ac | ˌpä-lə-ˈnē-zē-ˌak
Ian Meikle @ian-shf.bsky.social Live in Sheffield. Do IT stuff, drink beer and go running. The order varies.
Andy Davidson @andyd.net into: Sheffield 🌇, cooking & eating 🍽️, ip connectivity 🛜, travel ✈️, cricket 🏏 , parkrun 🏃, democracy
work: CTO at ASK4 (AS41230, an access ISP), Chair at IXLeeds (an IXP), nerd at Asteroid (an IX PaaS). Proudly and formerly of LONAP, Allegro, HE, etc
Bluesky @bsky.app official Bluesky account (check username👆)
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