TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Senator "Completely Deceased" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social Thanks for the memories
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
dave walsh @dvewlsh.com I'm a novelist who loves weird things. Codex and such. Short fiction in Phano, Hell Itself, and Typebar. The Raven at the End of Time coming soon from Inked in Gray Press. https://dvewlsh.com. he/him. Powerbombs save lives. https://patreon.com/dvewlsh
ABQ
Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore…
https://ngl.link/justducky2
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social *ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~reskeets & deskeets~
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social Comedian/award-winning game maker/writer/voice artist #AuDHD (he/him)
Photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
https://www.guykelly.co.uk
⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social
⋅ ☽ ˙ .
˙ . ⚸ ⋅
i am my own
secret garden
🥀
Burma-Gram @burmagram.bsky.social Burma-Shave jingles (Google it) for the Instagram era.
Want the full effect? ---> https://www.instagram.com/burma.gram/
Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai
samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social here to post and interact / seattle / 18+ on occasion
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.
bad bisque @badbisque.bsky.social Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!
🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫
pls use alt text
Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
🍖LunchMeat🍖 (an artist) @lunch-meat.bsky.social A real ham that's low on bread 🥪
Colorado based starving artist type.
My politics are planet and people.
My art doesn't understand you either.
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social mildly entertaining
PJ 🍉 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social Guitarist out of The Twisted Melons 🍉
When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
jbexte @jbexte.bsky.social writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby it's like a baby
it's like a clown that is a baby
mdni pls it's bc i don't like u .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡
Island Girl (IG)🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @tenoaks6.bsky.social Proud Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦♥️
Happiest outdoors with my pup.
Kindness welcome & appreciated🧘♀️
*Apologies - I don't follow politically heavy accounts
📸Photos ©2026 @tenoaks6 unless otherwise credited
Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social he/him
It's your local off-brand Link Neal
The Card @thecard.bsky.social Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
https://ko-fi.com/thecard
𖠌moopshe「𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚛.𝚕𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social you weren’t born to be useful
any/any 30something degenby
1 wife, 3 cats minneapolis
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social No NFTs, No A.I.
linktr.ee/sarahcandersen
Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social I write Extra Points, a newsletter about off-the-field stories in college sports. I also (badly) make computer games, woodworking projects, and jokes.
Chicago.
Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
No DM’s.
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabk5he6rx6e
Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social Pen & Pencil
www.joncarling.com
Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗
Wassily Kandinsky @wkandinsky.bsky.social Wassily Wassilyevich Kandinsky was a 19th century Russian painter and art theorist. #artbots by @nuwaves-future.bsky.social
🔗 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky
🔗 https://botfrens.com/collections/74
Bison @bisonrimant.fr Woodcarver - I take commissions
Shop : https://bisonrimant.fr
Find me elsewere : https://linktr.ee/bisonrimant
#art · #woodcarving
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social 
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social I'd like to see how your lair would fare to a wizard
Music: https://questabandoner.bandcamp.com
miss fugazi @crip.es bivalve mollusc
giulia
Nome @nome.bsky.social Please don't use unroller bots on my threads.
ADHD, TTRPGs, Queer Shit, Nerd Shit, History, Animals. Will yell about Star Trek on demand.
Queer, Disabled, He/Him
🐦@NomeDaBarbarian
💰 https://ko-fi.com/nomedabarbarian
📌 Denver
Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social Babe Herman fan account
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try.
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Greg Sandford @gregsandford.bsky.social New England artist working in soft pastel ⭕️
https://linktr.ee/gregsandford
Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team Rudolph (Rudy) Fraser ⁂
CEO & Founder, building virtual 3rd places
[ @blackskyweb.xyz ][ blacksky.community ]
@mozilla.org Fellow 🦊
prev. @harvard.edu Fellow
🏴☠️ [ wethepeople.nyc ]
Board @pactcollective.xyz
TSC @lexicon.community
Black crypto-anarchy Ⓐ
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social where’s beth
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
Matt Dixon @mattdixonart.bsky.social I like to make pictures of robots.
bio.site/mattdixon
Emily Hare @emilyhare.com ✨ Folklore, fantasy & fairytales with a light dusting of peril
🎨 Watercolour & sculpture
🔔 Click the bell to follow my posts
✉️ Whimsy in your inbox! tinyurl.com/sky-haremail
🚫 NO AI/NFTs
🕸️ emilyhare.com
‘76
#fantasyart #watercolour #fairytale
DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social Illustrator of Cute Stuff. Doodler of Silly Li’l Guys. Did the graphics for #Styscraper. Likes capybaras and cats a totally normal amount. He/Him.
Buy my cool merch here! 👇🏻
https://www.redbubble.com/people/dochackenbush/shop
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian metal mouth.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
sid @sidvicious.ca im an artist and dog walker and dad
my preferred pronouns are it/it’s
i am goblin
buy some stuff or donate at sidvicious.ca or sign up for my patreon at patreon.sidvicious.ca
i drawing pokemon cards and i love you
Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social Its me your friend 
gambolloch @gambolloch.bsky.social mostly nyc
bright lights and jangly guitars
hello
he/they
fishttp:// @fishttp.website i don't know dick about shit
Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website:
https://www.thewritertype.com
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social Anthropomorphized cheese.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards
Jem Roberts: Author &c. @jemroberts.bsky.social Dad/author/comedy historian/folklorist/performer. Douglas Adams’ official biographer. Authorised chronicler for ISIHAC, Blackadder and Fry & Laurie.
@talesofbritain.bsky.social @fabfools.bsky.social
jemroberts.com http://www.talesofbritain.com
NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247
https://www.neorsd.org/social
Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social Every few hours I show you a cute petting zoo. Please pet the animals and feed them emoji food.
By @JoeSondow.bsky.social
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social 
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social Wisconsin shit-poster, single after 20+ years... Now what the fuck do I do?
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social Blind painter, tea drinker, and weird hermit. They/He
https://ko-fi.com/karidru
October.Rosehip on discord
fishu @ coms closed @goldfishu.bsky.social Hi I'm fishu and I draw stuff yippee
🌱 http://linktr.ee/goldfishu
Coms closed for now, email for inquiries
Next con: GATEway FATE
Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
Queernan the Barbarian @meatpopsicle.bsky.social Postmodern long haired country boy
Asheville, NC
Bi, ADHD
🚫No thirsty DMs!🚫
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social CONTAMINATE THE DATABASE
Just another reply guy
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol “i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
🦢=🦖 She/her
Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social Sentient Porn Bot
c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social Molecular biologist from Texas, here to share my meanderings on nature, science, history, politics, and zombies. Long threads a specialty.
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Druid13.bsky.social @druid13.bsky.social Professional doodler, (she/her)
https://www.blairbillsart.com/
Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedSky https://ko-fi.com/badmedicaltakes
Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social Fancy words, witty descriptions, and vintage illustrations to educate and entertain.
My Book!
https://wwnorton.com/books/9781682687994
Calendars!
https://grandiloquent-word-of-the-day-2026-calendars.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders
Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social Who made these Family Circus edits??
Fuq D'Faino!
Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Jane Mulvaney @loscctgl.bsky.social Drawing and painting for fun, plus photography. If you’d like a print or original of anything you see here, let me know & I’ll upload it, otherwise I’m far too lazy 🤷♀️
Art originals and prints available https://www.artmajeur.com/jane-mulvaney
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social NYT bestselling author of the Sandman Slim series. Kadrey also plays music with the band A Demon in Fun City. he/him
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social 
Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social Professional dream-worsener.
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social Don't mind me. I'm only here for the hashtag games.
All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social haha you fuckers I made it
she/her
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig