lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Eli @elium2.com Leftist political analyst focusing on Georgia & RI. Notorious optimist. | cishet, autistic, 27
📍Sandy Springs, GA
elium2.com
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
Kimberly Kubicke @kimberly-kubicke.bsky.social 
EmoG @emog.bsky.social Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
BippityBoppityBong @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social 
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social shrimp-eating
Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social Lapsed novelist, #RoughBeast author, PREVAIL columnist & podcaster, co-host of The Five 8, enjoyer of Friday Manhattans. https://bio.site/gregolear
Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social His hair was perfect
🇺🇸🇺🇦
My Posts:
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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social Introvert full of anxiety
Notation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhvfkvs6e44zydqfeyt2cz4/feed/aaadcmrq57dek
Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Igor Olestra @coerceyou.bsky.social A one-trick pony alone against kitsch.
https://on.soundcloud.com/TQ63r
https://olestronic.bandcamp.com/
a Jason Powell @jeputz.bsky.social earthling, jedi, he/him.
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
Dramatix 🍺 @garyniv.bsky.social Not serious unless I am. I expect you to understand all my obscure references and to speak French.
📍Les Yvelines (if you're far enough it's basically Paris)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social 🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
@co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social 
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
Dad Joker @dad-joker.bsky.social Coffee and Dad Jokes
The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow
Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social Not worth it
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
Franco @francosfiles.bsky.social I run to stay sane.
I have an unhealthy obsession with my cat Crouton. Expert at making bad decisions.
Self deprecation and sarcasm are my love languages
Rebellions are built on hope
#running
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Matt Moses @mattmoses.bsky.social want to talk about the hard problem of consciousness? moral relativism? deep Brooklyn? Spinoza? playwriting? Pinter? Fornes? farce? Keats? interactive experiences? peewee? yimby? vibes?
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social East Side ATL. CLS. Fella.
Once turned Willem Dafoe into Willem Dafriend.
PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social I’m very inspirational
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
memphis mary 9899 @memphismary.bsky.social encaustic and collage artist
marylongart.com
Dadpocalypsenow @dadpocalypsenow.bsky.social Boston sports know-it-all, beaten down dad, avid reader, Ben & Jerry’s fanboy, live music addict, LFC supporter, and general believer in facts and science
9/36 Reading Goal for 2025
@ohpipedown.bsky.social @ohpipedown.bsky.social One small rock a day. I am The Blue Hen.
LAB21 @lab21.bsky.social 35
Chicago
Love TV, books, and cooking
Chelsea & Purdue fan
Dog dad and sometimes anxiety riddled and over caffeinated
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev sweng, real far left. opens jars, bakes bread for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
posts++: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
Chad Sedore @thechadindm.bsky.social Iced tea enthusiast. And beer. Inventor of the spare, gutter, spare. Tall. In The Moines.
Njagihs @njagihs.bsky.social "What's not written, is just another conspiracy theory."
stu @stu-lowfuel.bsky.social chicago
;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
Raffi Against the Machine @abnormalfolkie.bsky.social “Old Yeller” Dem
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Lee Flannery @fullstackdrip.com I help people make software. I'm also hilarious so there's that too.
leeflannery.com
Sue Is Trying @soobeloo.bsky.social 🇨🇦🏴
Introvert
Atheist
Mum and Wife
X-iteer
Lover of animals, gardening, and democracy.
Abortion IS healthcare.
Canadian 1st, Albertan 2nd.
Elbows Up!
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
Anna @anjvs.bsky.social Vashon Islander.
ruth bader yinzburgh @violetvolume.bsky.social Pittsburgh. she/her.
we gladly feast on those who would subdue us
it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world
bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
Kimberly Possibility @tonyhannahmontana.bsky.social {38} w.michigan
she was disarming.
Clify @clify.bsky.social Bluesky darling
Clify skeet randomizer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uyjyyf4aqzjgwowmlvp6xi27/feed/aaab6wfodzjek
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
OOPS UHOH @strangebuttrue.bsky.social cool guy in beautiful somerville | opinions are somebody else's
Dan Wolfe @dnwlf.com 
'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN 🌻🧷 @splunksmama.bsky.social Safe space, Midwest (identify as S. Canadian), Antifa, ♫, 🖥️ 🎮, ⚾, rainbow surfer, probono activist #NORML #MomSky #PINKS #catsofbluesky #NoKings #EPSTEIN #GoodTrouble #TravelWithNatalie 8647
"War can't give life, it can only take it away," - Edwin Starr
Marco Lowe @marcolowe.bsky.social Personal Account. He/Him. Former Seattle COO, Seattle U Prof/speaker, Wrote 'Powershift', Board of @FFI_Solutions. Housing Zealot. Climate Hawk. Energy Nerd. Community College Stan.
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
he/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
dad to a cool 🏳️⚧️ kid
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Scarves @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social Jokes pop into my head. I like video games, movies and books. mid 30s, northeast Ohio, they/them
Brendan @brendanp.bsky.social Peaked in the BBS era
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Rosie Knight @rosiemarx.bsky.social writer | professional yapper | murder she wrote fan | award-winning journalist | godzilla comic writer | champion of weird lil guys | looking for work | hire me
Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social Writer, host. WAIT A SECOND POD, X-RAY VISION, THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES HOTD, KOTSK POD
https://www.youtube.com/@XRayVisionPod- J Julie Plec @julieplec.bsky.social I write things in between bouts of NYT spelling bee/crossword/Wordle/quordle.
Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out now). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Like a large language model but for my formative trauma. Newsletter here: https://episodes.ghost.io/
Morgan Lutich @lorganmutich.bsky.social podcaster and occasional thought-haver
Buffering the Vampire Slayer @bufferingcast.bsky.social Hosts Jenny Owen Youngs & Kristin Russo podcast through iconic 90s TV: 🧛🏻♂️ Buffering the Vampire Slayer 🐝 Doomcoming 🛸 The eX-Files