NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com Host of Coffee With Texas Paul.
Founder of the Ride Or Die Democrats. 💙☠️💙☠️💙
Low Road Democrat.
www.RealTexasPaul.Com
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Robert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social Editorial columnist at The Dallas Morning News. Writing about Dallas. 
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD.
Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov.
Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com
Signal: muellershewrote.23
Podcast: https://the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
NPR @npr.org This is NPR 🎙️
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!
Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, “Conan”, The Second City-Chicago, other stuff.
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the former GOP congressman. Find me here: http://bio.site/mattgertz
Kayla Pekkala @kaylapekkala.com Owner/Artist of TinyWerewolves.com (@TinyWerewolves.com) · Past toy designer · Wife @parkermolloy.com · Probably near coffee & food ·
Newsletter: tinywerewolves.substack.com/
Chicago
She/Her
🏳️🌈
Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now.
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections
Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social Comedian from a country you misspell 🇨🇴
Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
BUY MY HUMOR BOOK https://allmylinks.com/felipetorresmedina
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Yoel Roth @yoyoel.com Internet sanitation enthusiast and full-time corgi wrangler.
Katherine Dana @katherinedana.bsky.social just a simple person trying to live
Trans and LGBTQIA rights activist
elderly mechanical-nuclear engineer
Ashleigh (is writing) @leighish.bsky.social Executive Director of Brazoria County Democratic Party. Mom. Wife. Friend. Cat person. Pain in the ass. Abortion advocate. LGBTQIA+ ally. Chronically woke. Texan.
I cannot stress enough. This is my personal account.
bug girl @bybuggirl.bsky.social goblin who makes little trinkets
ig: sweetesttangerine 
Greg B @btdgreg.bsky.social Lawyer, dad. Guy with too many hobbies. 日本語🇯🇵
I block trolls and mute people who repost political memes.
I refuse to have a niche or area of expertise. I spout nonsense about whatever I please, thankyouverymuch.
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social /// Wife guy /// Kirby’s dad /// deck verified ///
Southern California
Roy @roycoding.com Old school data science person who focuses on ML and calls it AI
roycoding.com
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball