Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · May 29

Found in a sidewalk giveaway pile, an incredible case of staple multi-generational Dudes Rock cassettes; a musical taste profile of a certain type of 1990s white guy frozen in time

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Rob Sheridan · May 29

“Bat Out of Hell” was like the analog version of that U2 album that came with your iPod. No one knows how, but if you had a sizable enough collection of rock cassettes, “Bat Out of Hell” would just sort of appear.

J.J. sez ABOLISH ICE & NO WAR! · May 29

R.I.P. to whoever the dude was who collected all those

Sheridan Flynn · May 29

I have never seen or heard of anyone who has bought a copy of Bat out of Hell. Yet every English speaking family family seems to have at least one version on cassette.

Jamie · May 30

I was wondering where my collection went...

Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert · May 29

this dude definitely had a 1985 ford escort that he drove into the new millennium

BeedleMama👊🏻🇺🇸🔥🙄 · May 30

Hi. 90s chic here. At least half of those were in my 1989 Pontiac Lemans. As for Bat Out Of Hell, top 10.

Halaylah · May 30

I used to know like ten of those guys!

Jacintha Castora · May 30

Wow

@justinframe.bsky.social · May 30

From Springsteen to The Offspring: The Story of slightly rebellious white guy

Rap Bastardz® · May 31

I can only check off seven that I didn’t own, but mine were all cds.

Mr. Beerd · May 30

If there was a Bryan Adams cassette in there I would've sworn it was mine! 🤣

Lattesdotter · May 29

I have four of those. One of them is a cassette. And I tend more to female 80s pop punk.

Freeb Urd · May 29

On the daaaaark siiide!

AMBIEN · May 30

Someone loved this

Jason Nardiello · May 30

I just listened to Frogstomp front to back mowing the yard...insane album from three mid-teens.

jc · May 30

That’s a unicorn

Darth Hamburger The Wise · May 30

Any other Dudes Who Rock experiencing nearly agonal levels of yearning from looking at this picture. God, to have been alive and conscious 35 years before YouTube Shorts were a thing

@baneink.bsky.social · May 30

Dopes to infinity!!!🤘💕

Discontinued Foods! · May 30

Oh hell yeah, brother. However, this needs Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits like the final shard in The Dark Crystal

Guy Vollen · May 30

Laura Foster · May 29

I had nine of these, mostly on CD. And I'm familiar with eight or nine others. I graduated high school in the mid 90s. I am also someone for whom Bat Out Of Hell inexplicably showed up in their collection one day. I gave it away. It came back again.

HeadChange · May 30

Bought weed off this guy. You had to chill for like 30 minutes so as not to appear'suspicious'

Peoria Bummer · May 30

This guy 100% played guitar in a bad band.

@tuckaduck.bsky.social · May 30

Why would you ASSUME it's a white guy??

F- · May 29

Whoever he is, I like him

🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛🌱🌎 Michael B ❌👑 · May 30

I will admit, I owned at least half of those titles back in the day. My particular fave's were Janes Addiction and Soundgarden. 👍

Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise · May 30

How do you do, fellow 50 year olds

Rian Ashlin · May 29

Sue Barry-Schulz · May 30

My slightly older generation collection:

Pixiepossum · May 29

That’s a lot of sausage.

Ellen Clair Lamb · May 30

I had that Eddie & the Cruisers soundtrack! It was great.

Eron Main · May 30

Looks like someone made full use of their Columbia House membership.

Ben Schafer · May 31

“Dopes to Infinity” is an all-timer.

@notrealtuna.bsky.social · May 30

Sure bro

guido mescalito · May 30

Silverchair! <Yells in strayan.>

New Mexico Man · May 30

I can only assume that the love of my life (1991-1994) finally let go and tossed the cassettes I left when I had to move out of the apartment she held the lease on.

Commander RR · May 29

score!

Ryan Speck · May 30

This looks like a 1994 ad for a Columbia House "10 tapes for a penny" scam.

WornOutInBurlington · May 30

La adicción de Jane!!!!!!

Lee Murray (she/her) · May 30

“Dudes Rock” ? FFS Rob! This Gen X chick is the proud owner of a number of these classic titles (on vinyl).

Althea- aka The Fate of Ophelia · May 30

Except for the Meatloaf, that could've been my collection

Hot Metal and Methadrine · May 30

I’ve only got a few cassettes, but I’ve got a lot of CD’s.

margie · May 31

yeah about that lol bsky.app/profile/pett...

Trey · May 30

A fascinating collection...

besha · May 30

@schuyler.info I know you hadn’t expected your parents to mail your old tapes but I can’t believe you just put them out on the sidewalk like this

jamesfromnowhere.bsky.social · May 30

Respectfully, OH F■CK you rob. 🤩

Markus Bittner · May 30

Bob Marley and the Wailers would be the odd one out in THIS collection ,no?

Deborah La Torre · May 30

I’d love to have the Beastie Boys tape

@pave2112.bsky.social · May 29

dude, those are my tapes!

Arthur Fontaine · May 29

He's still hiding from Columbia House.

Johnny Blue Skies · May 30

What a fucking score! Pork Soda is an all time favorite album

runamoine · May 30

Fell off the back of the hamburger train

billiecat · May 30

This box of free cassettes just pulled out of Freedom 250.

Craig Currie · May 29

This is a serious find

old kenfucky shart · May 30

I had Jane’s Addiction and Meatloaf on cassette and like seven more of those on CD in high school

Jason Roy · May 31

I knew a bunch of people with this exact tape collection :) mine wasn’t far off… Born 1980. Sprinkle in some more hip hop and CDs because of my age.

Adam Barnhart · May 30

I am uncomfortable being about 90% that guy.

Don't Ask, Won't Tell · May 30

All of them have refused to play at Trump's party.

Your Friend Michael · May 30

This man loves *guitars*

Jason · May 29

The one Nirvana tape being Incesticide speaks volumes to the absolute madman who curated this collection. I hope his younger cousins still think he's the coolest.

@aluthercannon.bsky.social · May 30

The hidden “Beavis and Butthead experience” soundtrack is the most important clue

Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” · May 30

Gotta say ASTONISHED to see Aussie kid trio Silverchair’s debut album in this collection. Having lived outside of Aus for two decades I assumed their overseas success w/all record label marketing BS back in the day. Nobody seems to have ever heard of them outside of Oz.

LackingPatienceinSpades♠️🪏 · May 30

Omg. Fabulous! Probably some zoomer cleaning out dads estate. Doesn’t know what cassettes are.

Ain’t Nothing But A Thing · May 29

As one of those old white guys, I still have my Sony Walkman, should I too ever be so blessed!

Pedagogy Prodigy · May 30

Monster Magnet was one the worst opening acts I’ve ever laid eyes on.

(Spamton Husbandry BSc: BigShot certified) · May 30

I yearn for my old Weird Al tapes. Still trying to re-build my old collection through CDs after when I had to move and give up a majority of my vinyl/cassette collection. Have a few cassettes that somehow slipped through including old mixtapes my parents made from the radio and FM the soundtrack.

Splunk · May 30

I know it smell crazy in there

Wiley Kann · May 30

you got some 70s - hell late 60s even - for good balance, I see

🇨🇦BeefSupreme🇨🇦 · May 30

Seeing Silverchair in there just hit me over the head.

Simon Philip Oswitch · May 30

That's a nice collection... I found on cassette a while back at a Goodwill, Joe Satriani's debut, Not of this World... Great tape 🎸👍

JohnnyNaugahyde · May 30

Eddie and the cruisers and Pantera. Impressive.

ukayer 🇬🇧🇬🇱🇫🇰🇨🇦 · May 29

That’s a fine collection… might use it as inspiration for a new mixtape 🔥

Aggressive Positivity · May 30

You mean the guy who always had weed? Yeah I remember that guy 🤣

Miss Frijole · May 30

Ooh! I want the Beastie Boys tape!

Melodey · May 30

Not sure how I feel about the assumption this was a dude collection. Gotta say I had the majority of them as well. Kudos for the Eddie and the Cruisers, loved that one.

Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll” · May 29

dopes to infinity is an all time dude album

Ricky B · May 30

This is almost certainly the tape collection of a guy born between 1973 and 1978 with either a really young dad or (more likely) a much older brother

@roofrack99.bsky.social · May 30

No Phil Collins?

@mnlib69.bsky.social · May 30

Try and find a cassette player these days— plus these tapes only last 10-30 years. Give it up man! Let it go! Your youth is gone, gone, gone…….🙆🏻‍♂️😢😢😢

Steve Miller · May 30

Pork Soda!

Benjamin Chambers · May 30

I love the random B B King in there

shredded sweetie · May 30

That Jane's Addiction tape has never been played but that Doors one barely turns anymore

@nonesuch00.bsky.social · May 30

This absolutely comes across as "Dad's old tapes" after he's gone.

Dee Stuffing · May 30

unsure why pantera’s in there and without the springsteen that’s a solid selection

NYC loves Zohran · Jun 4

Could be a woman's collection.

@kshaughn75.bsky.social · May 30

That's gotta be the one copy of Pulse on cassette that ever existed. Do you think it had the blinking light?

Marcus Ellis · May 30

That’s awesome! I forgot all about Monster Magnet. I used to build for Gibson in the ‘90’s and worked with one those guys on a Les Paul.

Cover 2 Cover · May 29

This collection has a two pack a day habit.

Billy Suter · May 30

Eddie and the Cruisers!

Chewbacula · May 29

Eddie And The Cruisers soundtrack. Crucial for a certain type of guy.

Randy Coppinger 🎙🎛🎧 · May 30

Bong music

@zneeley25.bsky.social · May 30

nice to have Relics there so you can listen to Pulse but not get caught having it be the only Pink Floyd album you own

Adam Goldberg (not the actor) · May 30

I was just thinking about Superunknown and how that was considered pop music for a window of time

@waldocat.bsky.social · May 30

I feel seen

Third-Rail (aka T_Ray_TV) 🧢 · May 30

It's hard to believe that's one person's collection... that this collection represents one person's taste. Who is this mystery person? Are they interesting or just weird?

Siouxnr · May 29

Hmmmm. I had/have like half of these.

bdonnelly · May 29

I guess I am that guy

August C. Bourré · May 29

There is significant overlap with what I was listening to in HS in the ‘90s, but I’m definitely a bit younger than whoever put this together.

Lyin Tad · May 30

Gen X had everything, and now how bad do we suck?!

Retrodamus · May 30

I’m buyin’ if you’re sellin’

Sammy the Bruce · May 30

Truly a glorious find

SiperlyWhenWet ™ · May 30

Beastie Boys is the only one I had.

maybe batwoman · May 30

are you upset he doesn't have any taylor swift

Dan Fejes · May 30

If you're only going to have one Rush tape, Permanent Waves is indeed the correct choice.

Brettronome · May 30

Fuckin Rush AND Soundgarden AND Silverchair (AND lots more)

No one will ever know that we were here · May 29

What ever happened to Joe Satriani?

Dystopos · May 30

Relics and Pulse seem like an unlikely pair.

Kranium Kracka · May 30

Oh man what were they thinking???

Were Fox Season 🌕🦊 · May 30

Satriani's album is epic, just sayin'.

Bob’s Your Uncle · May 30

I don’t know about this. The overlap of Pantera fans and Springsteen fans is approximately zero

Kermit · May 30

Even Eddie and the cruisers??! This looks like the tapes I had in my Ford Probe

SpacePrez · May 30

That surfing with the alien cassette looks sick

Armak for the Resistance ⚜️🇧🇷🍉🌻 · May 29

Every album is a banger except that "Bat Out Of Hell" tape… maybe it belongs to his little sister

Daniel Brody · May 30

Jealous of this haul, enjoy dude

Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Minnesota Friend · May 30

One step closer to finding the bastard who stole my cassette organizer 32 years ago.

JonS253 · May 30

What "type of 1990s white guy" was big into the Doors? Or the 1980 Rush album "Permanent Waves"? (I mean, I personally was a big fan of "Entre Nous" and "Natural Science", but I was in my 30s in the '90s...)

Brian · May 30

Holy shit

@doglouse.bsky.social · May 30

Th separation between Relics and Pulse as the two Floyd albums that guy had is kind of sending me. 🤣

@ofthesea.bsky.social · May 29

This must be the collection for someone who didn't have a cd player in their car yet, bc I don't know anyone who bought pulse without the pulsing light cd case

Colleen · May 29

Who ever had or has great taste in music. iMO

DogDadBod · May 29

Odelay! feels so out of place on cassette for reasons I cannot put into words. But it's also the one that I now most want to listen to on cassette.

GUNJI666 · May 30

😂💯

Diego Devereaux · May 30

"Eddie and the Crusiers" is a legit banger from the 80's. Movie and soundtrack. The movie is currently streaming for free on Pluto. The app, not the planet, that isn't a planet but maybe is.

dr mrs the hamburger, esq · May 30

pantera and silverchair is a wild combo

Granarchist · May 30

I knew some guys in the 90s who loved Pantera, every time I got out of their car I felt like they just beat the shit out of me

Toxic · May 30

Once you've sold the Camaro and with it went the very last working cassette player in your possession, the only thing left to do is to pass the tapes onto a good home.

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists · May 30

Wow the more I look the better it gets. It's like the more names I read the more clearly I see his face.

@johnnyhead.bsky.social · May 29

I can honestly say I owned none of that. Must be my age?

G · May 30

lol I own all but 4 or 5 of these

Kooky Trails · May 29

That Primus Pork Soda tape 🤘🏾

Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB · May 30

Ghods, Rush is suck central.

Starduster75 · May 30

Pretty sure I dated the guy who owned these lol.

@quilty420.bsky.social · May 30

Nice find! That's some old school Columbia House Record Club stuff right there.

ghost malone ergo propter bones · May 30

hey I was wondering where those went

astronautism · May 30

lol the only thing there's two of is Pantera

Anthony Cregan · May 30

All bangers. Grab the lot and buy a tape deck

90’s Deadhead · May 29

There is the Eddie and the Cruisers cassette tape in that persons collection. I could most likely be friends with this person

Thiel, Musk & Murdoch’s Influence in 🇦🇺🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Politics‼️ · May 30

White woman here. I owned a lot of those albums and bands on vinyl and tape. Now I have a lot of them on my playlist, along with every genre from indigenous music from around the world, rock and roll, a cupella, soul, country, r & b, hip hop, metal, punk & pop. What I won’t listen to is Kid Rock. 😂

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG · May 29

Odelay feels like a surprisingly late 90’s cassette

Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 · May 30

Pork Soda, hell yeah

@bookworm7.bsky.social · May 29

I had 100% forgotten Silverchair

Rastamarv · May 30

I might buy a tape deck after a find like that.

SpudRazor · May 29

I see a Beavis and Butthead tape buried in there. I’m gonna have to sit with this for a good long while.

uptownJimmy · May 30

omg permanent waves

Chris Plummer · May 30

Everything with this was lining up for me until we fishtailed right off the road

Ru 🔜 MagFest-FC-FurDU · May 30

I can smell the Midwest all over this...

the beggars out of here getter · May 30

the curation goes fucking crazy

Satorare · May 30

🥰

Joe Thoma IV · May 30

I have 16 of these. But I didn't freeze in time!

@illini6994.bsky.social · May 30

If it’s anything like my cassette case, one of those is a decoy with a bag of weed inside it.

LurkyMcLurk · May 30

Incredible offering, wore out at least one of those specifically on cassette

Mo.☕️ · May 30

All that's missing is Dennis Leary's No Cure for Cancer album. I'm sure it's under there somewhere.

@itsadogsworld.bsky.social · May 30

I love that everyone is also picking through this collection, and having a conversation that would sound the same if we were all standing together at the giveaway pile.

S

@saintnobody.bsky.social · May 29

And it’s the Wal-Mart version of Ritual de lo Habitual.

LoraBorealis · May 30

pork soda, lol

Kevin from the Armageddon · May 31

I admit that I had several of these cassettes.

@coordinatedbear.bsky.social · May 30

You found my tapes. Can I have them back

J. Artemis · May 29

kinda surprised there isn't a Bush tape in this

@biffster68.bsky.social · May 30

Non dude here, but Permanent Waves is timeless.

cscottjames.bsky.social · May 30

It me tho

Wanda B. Olive · May 31

Nice!

cyberspaceship · May 30

I feel like something sad happened for this to end up on the sidewalk. One doesn't just spontaneously quit dopin' to infinity 30+ years after tapes went out of vogue.

Gourdon P. Squash · May 30

Love Soundgarden

JoinTheATeam · May 30

Hells I want that stack. Um I have a good number of that stack (on CD, I'm not a neanderthal)

I make a killer breakfast after fun times · May 30

On the dark side! Whoa, yeah!

You Bastard · May 30

Had a similar box under the seat of my 75 Camaro, circa 1992.

OkieYank · May 30

Pretty eclectic.

⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ · May 29

Outstanding 👏

@annealytical.bsky.social · May 30

This would have worked on me in 1994. It still works on me today.

Not an AI · May 30

Whomever owned that collection was rad as hell in the mid 90s.

Terence Lau · May 30

Hey I was looking for those! I thought I left them in my Honda Civic. (Actually I’ve never heard of Monster Magnet and wouldn’t have purchased Silverchair)

Mark, Rick, or Steve · May 30

I think I dropped that.

Grittybeard · May 30

When I was a child the first tape I ever wanted to get was Licensed to Ill. My parents nixed that and I got He's the DJ and I'm the Rapper from the Fresh Prince. Eh...I mean, fine at the time as a very young person looking back?

Jason X · May 29

I'm kicking things off with Floyd (Relics), then Sabbath, then roll into Rush, maybe some Nirvana. Then we see where the night takes us.

I’m fine · May 30

Toss Beck and Rush into the recycler

I’m fine · May 30

Beck and Rush would be tossed in the trash bin

Hock · May 30

What a find. Incredible.

Bad Girl Mystic · May 30

@notthedavidspade.bsky.social · May 30

The guy probably still owes Columbia House....

Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN · May 30

100% accurate

Discordian (hail Eris, not the app) · May 29

I have, like, 60% overlap with that 90s white guy. Thankfully I like lots of other stuff as well, but so much of this is essential listening.

Mike Puterbaugh · May 30

The big question: BMG or Columbia House?

Koenn · May 30

Hell yeah, "Ritual"! That album rules.

Garth Marenghi's Catbus · May 30

you could reconstitute him from this DNA Jurassic Park style

Joe Strummer was cool · May 30

Eww gross the Offspring

Wicked Step Grandmother · May 30

They finally sold Dad's Chevy Impala with the AM/FM cassette player.

Mike · May 30

Haha I have / had a lot of these

Mario "Brother" Margheriti · May 30

This dude was really into cassettes because I had every single one of these albums, but I had them all on CD

Monique AC · May 30

*white guy, or closeted white lesbian, because I had almost every single one of those in the 90s lol

@listenwell.bsky.social · May 30

Quite a treasure trove!

𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 · May 30

I had literally none of ‘em. Should I check whether I’m a white guy after all?

𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 · May 30

These were white guys with cars. Car playback is the only excuse for pre-rec cassettes in the eras represented.