Found in a sidewalk giveaway pile, an incredible case of staple multi-generational Dudes Rock cassettes; a musical taste profile of a certain type of 1990s white guy frozen in time
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Rob Sheridan · May 29
“Bat Out of Hell” was like the analog version of that U2 album that came with your iPod. No one knows how, but if you had a sizable enough collection of rock cassettes, “Bat Out of Hell” would just sort of appear.
J.J. sez ABOLISH ICE & NO WAR! · May 29
R.I.P. to whoever the dude was who collected all those
Sheridan Flynn · May 29
I have never seen or heard of anyone who has bought a copy of Bat out of Hell. Yet every English speaking family family seems to have at least one version on cassette.
Jamie · May 30
I was wondering where my collection went...
Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert · May 29
this dude definitely had a 1985 ford escort that he drove into the new millennium
BeedleMama👊🏻🇺🇸🔥🙄 · May 30
Hi. 90s chic here. At least half of those were in my 1989 Pontiac Lemans. As for Bat Out Of Hell, top 10.
Halaylah · May 30
I used to know like ten of those guys!
Jacintha Castora · May 30
Wow
@justinframe.bsky.social · May 30
From Springsteen to The Offspring: The Story of slightly rebellious white guy
Rap Bastardz® · May 31
I can only check off seven that I didn’t own, but mine were all cds.
Mr. Beerd · May 30
If there was a Bryan Adams cassette in there I would've sworn it was mine! 🤣
Lattesdotter · May 29
I have four of those. One of them is a cassette. And I tend more to female 80s pop punk.
Freeb Urd · May 29
On the daaaaark siiide!
AMBIEN · May 30
Someone loved this
Jason Nardiello · May 30
I just listened to Frogstomp front to back mowing the yard...insane album from three mid-teens.
jc · May 30
That’s a unicorn
302czar · May 30
Darth Hamburger The Wise · May 30
Any other Dudes Who Rock experiencing nearly agonal levels of yearning from looking at this picture. God, to have been alive and conscious 35 years before YouTube Shorts were a thing
@baneink.bsky.social · May 30
Dopes to infinity!!!🤘💕
Discontinued Foods! · May 30
Oh hell yeah, brother. However, this needs Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits like the final shard in The Dark Crystal
Guy Vollen · May 30
Laura Foster · May 29
I had nine of these, mostly on CD. And I'm familiar with eight or nine others. I graduated high school in the mid 90s. I am also someone for whom Bat Out Of Hell inexplicably showed up in their collection one day. I gave it away. It came back again.
HeadChange · May 30
Bought weed off this guy. You had to chill for like 30 minutes so as not to appear'suspicious'
Peoria Bummer · May 30
This guy 100% played guitar in a bad band.
@tuckaduck.bsky.social · May 30
Why would you ASSUME it's a white guy??
F- · May 29
Whoever he is, I like him
🏳️🌈🐈⬛🌱🌎 Michael B ❌👑 · May 30
I will admit, I owned at least half of those titles back in the day. My particular fave's were Janes Addiction and Soundgarden. 👍
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise · May 30
How do you do, fellow 50 year olds
Rian Ashlin · May 29
Sue Barry-Schulz · May 30
My slightly older generation collection:
Pixiepossum · May 29
That’s a lot of sausage.
Ellen Clair Lamb · May 30
I had that Eddie & the Cruisers soundtrack! It was great.
Eron Main · May 30
Looks like someone made full use of their Columbia House membership.
Ben Schafer · May 31
“Dopes to Infinity” is an all-timer.
@notrealtuna.bsky.social · May 30
Sure bro
guido mescalito · May 30
Silverchair! <Yells in strayan.>
New Mexico Man · May 30
I can only assume that the love of my life (1991-1994) finally let go and tossed the cassettes I left when I had to move out of the apartment she held the lease on.
Commander RR · May 29
score!
Ryan Speck · May 30
This looks like a 1994 ad for a Columbia House "10 tapes for a penny" scam.
WornOutInBurlington · May 30
La adicción de Jane!!!!!!
Lee Murray (she/her) · May 30
“Dudes Rock” ? FFS Rob! This Gen X chick is the proud owner of a number of these classic titles (on vinyl).
Althea- aka The Fate of Ophelia · May 30
Except for the Meatloaf, that could've been my collection
Hot Metal and Methadrine · May 30
I’ve only got a few cassettes, but I’ve got a lot of CD’s.
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪𝕌𝕠𝕗𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥 · May 30
I am so fucking jealous
margie · May 31
yeah about that lol bsky.app/profile/pett...
Trey · May 30
A fascinating collection...
besha · May 30
@schuyler.info I know you hadn’t expected your parents to mail your old tapes but I can’t believe you just put them out on the sidewalk like this
jamesfromnowhere.bsky.social · May 30
Respectfully, OH F■CK you rob. 🤩
Markus Bittner · May 30
Bob Marley and the Wailers would be the odd one out in THIS collection ,no?
Deborah La Torre · May 30
I’d love to have the Beastie Boys tape
@pave2112.bsky.social · May 29
dude, those are my tapes!
Arthur Fontaine · May 29
He's still hiding from Columbia House.
Johnny Blue Skies · May 30
What a fucking score! Pork Soda is an all time favorite album
runamoine · May 30
Fell off the back of the hamburger train
billiecat · May 30
This box of free cassettes just pulled out of Freedom 250.
Craig Currie · May 29
This is a serious find
old kenfucky shart · May 30
I had Jane’s Addiction and Meatloaf on cassette and like seven more of those on CD in high school
Jason Roy · May 31
I knew a bunch of people with this exact tape collection :) mine wasn’t far off… Born 1980. Sprinkle in some more hip hop and CDs because of my age.
Adam Barnhart · May 30
I am uncomfortable being about 90% that guy.
Don't Ask, Won't Tell · May 30
All of them have refused to play at Trump's party.
Your Friend Michael · May 30
This man loves *guitars*
Jason · May 29
The one Nirvana tape being Incesticide speaks volumes to the absolute madman who curated this collection. I hope his younger cousins still think he's the coolest.
@aluthercannon.bsky.social · May 30
The hidden “Beavis and Butthead experience” soundtrack is the most important clue
Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” · May 30
Gotta say ASTONISHED to see Aussie kid trio Silverchair’s debut album in this collection. Having lived outside of Aus for two decades I assumed their overseas success w/all record label marketing BS back in the day. Nobody seems to have ever heard of them outside of Oz.
LackingPatienceinSpades♠️ · May 30
Omg. Fabulous! Probably some zoomer cleaning out dads estate. Doesn’t know what cassettes are.
Ain’t Nothing But A Thing · May 29
As one of those old white guys, I still have my Sony Walkman, should I too ever be so blessed!
Pedagogy Prodigy · May 30
Monster Magnet was one the worst opening acts I’ve ever laid eyes on.
(Spamton Husbandry BSc: BigShot certified) · May 30
I yearn for my old Weird Al tapes. Still trying to re-build my old collection through CDs after when I had to move and give up a majority of my vinyl/cassette collection. Have a few cassettes that somehow slipped through including old mixtapes my parents made from the radio and FM the soundtrack.
Splunk · May 30
I know it smell crazy in there
Wiley Kann · May 30
you got some 70s - hell late 60s even - for good balance, I see
🇨🇦BeefSupreme🇨🇦 · May 30
Seeing Silverchair in there just hit me over the head.
Simon Philip Oswitch · May 30
That's a nice collection... I found on cassette a while back at a Goodwill, Joe Satriani's debut, Not of this World... Great tape 🎸👍
JohnnyNaugahyde · May 30
Eddie and the cruisers and Pantera. Impressive.
ukayer 🇬🇧🇬🇱🇫🇰🇨🇦 · May 29
That’s a fine collection… might use it as inspiration for a new mixtape 🔥
Aggressive Positivity · May 30
You mean the guy who always had weed? Yeah I remember that guy 🤣
Miss Frijole · May 30
Ooh! I want the Beastie Boys tape!
Melodey · May 30
Not sure how I feel about the assumption this was a dude collection. Gotta say I had the majority of them as well. Kudos for the Eddie and the Cruisers, loved that one.
Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll” · May 29
dopes to infinity is an all time dude album
Ricky B · May 30
This is almost certainly the tape collection of a guy born between 1973 and 1978 with either a really young dad or (more likely) a much older brother
@roofrack99.bsky.social · May 30
No Phil Collins?
@mnlib69.bsky.social · May 30
Try and find a cassette player these days— plus these tapes only last 10-30 years. Give it up man! Let it go! Your youth is gone, gone, gone…….🙆🏻♂️😢😢😢
Steve Miller · May 30
Pork Soda!
Benjamin Chambers · May 30
I love the random B B King in there
shredded sweetie · May 30
That Jane's Addiction tape has never been played but that Doors one barely turns anymore
@nonesuch00.bsky.social · May 30
This absolutely comes across as "Dad's old tapes" after he's gone.
Dee Stuffing · May 30
unsure why pantera’s in there and without the springsteen that’s a solid selection
NYC loves Zohran · Jun 4
Could be a woman's collection.
@kshaughn75.bsky.social · May 30
That's gotta be the one copy of Pulse on cassette that ever existed. Do you think it had the blinking light?
Marcus Ellis · May 30
That’s awesome! I forgot all about Monster Magnet. I used to build for Gibson in the ‘90’s and worked with one those guys on a Les Paul.
Cover 2 Cover · May 29
This collection has a two pack a day habit.
Billy Suter · May 30
Eddie and the Cruisers!
Pangur Bán · May 30
Chewbacula · May 29
Eddie And The Cruisers soundtrack. Crucial for a certain type of guy.
Randy Coppinger 🎙🎛🎧 · May 30
Bong music
@zneeley25.bsky.social · May 30
nice to have Relics there so you can listen to Pulse but not get caught having it be the only Pink Floyd album you own
Adam Goldberg (not the actor) · May 30
I was just thinking about Superunknown and how that was considered pop music for a window of time
@waldocat.bsky.social · May 30
I feel seen
Third-Rail (aka T_Ray_TV) 🧢 · May 30
It's hard to believe that's one person's collection... that this collection represents one person's taste. Who is this mystery person? Are they interesting or just weird?
Siouxnr · May 29
Hmmmm. I had/have like half of these.
bdonnelly · May 29
I guess I am that guy
August C. Bourré · May 29
There is significant overlap with what I was listening to in HS in the ‘90s, but I’m definitely a bit younger than whoever put this together.
Lyin Tad · May 30
Gen X had everything, and now how bad do we suck?!
Retrodamus · May 30
I’m buyin’ if you’re sellin’
Sammy the Bruce · May 30
Truly a glorious find
SiperlyWhenWet ™ · May 30
Beastie Boys is the only one I had.
maybe batwoman · May 30
are you upset he doesn't have any taylor swift
Dan Fejes · May 30
If you're only going to have one Rush tape, Permanent Waves is indeed the correct choice.
Brettronome · May 30
Fuckin Rush AND Soundgarden AND Silverchair (AND lots more)
No one will ever know that we were here · May 29
What ever happened to Joe Satriani?
Dystopos · May 30
Relics and Pulse seem like an unlikely pair.
Kranium Kracka · May 30
Oh man what were they thinking???
Were Fox Season 🌕🦊 · May 30
Satriani's album is epic, just sayin'.
Bob’s Your Uncle · May 30
I don’t know about this. The overlap of Pantera fans and Springsteen fans is approximately zero
Kermit · May 30
Even Eddie and the cruisers??! This looks like the tapes I had in my Ford Probe
SpacePrez · May 30
That surfing with the alien cassette looks sick
Armak for the Resistance ⚜️🇧🇷🍉🌻 · May 29
Every album is a banger except that "Bat Out Of Hell" tape… maybe it belongs to his little sister
Daniel Brody · May 30
Jealous of this haul, enjoy dude
Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Minnesota Friend · May 30
One step closer to finding the bastard who stole my cassette organizer 32 years ago.
JonS253 · May 30
What "type of 1990s white guy" was big into the Doors? Or the 1980 Rush album "Permanent Waves"? (I mean, I personally was a big fan of "Entre Nous" and "Natural Science", but I was in my 30s in the '90s...)
Brian · May 30
Holy shit
@doglouse.bsky.social · May 30
Th separation between Relics and Pulse as the two Floyd albums that guy had is kind of sending me. 🤣
@ofthesea.bsky.social · May 29
This must be the collection for someone who didn't have a cd player in their car yet, bc I don't know anyone who bought pulse without the pulsing light cd case
Colleen · May 29
Who ever had or has great taste in music. iMO
DogDadBod · May 29
Odelay! feels so out of place on cassette for reasons I cannot put into words. But it's also the one that I now most want to listen to on cassette.
GUNJI666 · May 30
😂💯
Diego Devereaux · May 30
"Eddie and the Crusiers" is a legit banger from the 80's. Movie and soundtrack. The movie is currently streaming for free on Pluto. The app, not the planet, that isn't a planet but maybe is.
dr mrs the hamburger, esq · May 30
pantera and silverchair is a wild combo
Granarchist · May 30
I knew some guys in the 90s who loved Pantera, every time I got out of their car I felt like they just beat the shit out of me
Toxic · May 30
Once you've sold the Camaro and with it went the very last working cassette player in your possession, the only thing left to do is to pass the tapes onto a good home.
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists · May 30
Wow the more I look the better it gets. It's like the more names I read the more clearly I see his face.
@johnnyhead.bsky.social · May 29
I can honestly say I owned none of that. Must be my age?
G · May 30
lol I own all but 4 or 5 of these
Kooky Trails · May 29
That Primus Pork Soda tape 🤘🏾
Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB · May 30
Ghods, Rush is suck central.
Starduster75 · May 30
Pretty sure I dated the guy who owned these lol.
@quilty420.bsky.social · May 30
Nice find! That's some old school Columbia House Record Club stuff right there.
ghost malone ergo propter bones · May 30
hey I was wondering where those went
astronautism · May 30
lol the only thing there's two of is Pantera
Anthony Cregan · May 30
All bangers. Grab the lot and buy a tape deck
90’s Deadhead · May 29
There is the Eddie and the Cruisers cassette tape in that persons collection. I could most likely be friends with this person
Thiel, Musk & Murdoch’s Influence in 🇦🇺🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Politics‼️ · May 30
White woman here. I owned a lot of those albums and bands on vinyl and tape. Now I have a lot of them on my playlist, along with every genre from indigenous music from around the world, rock and roll, a cupella, soul, country, r & b, hip hop, metal, punk & pop. What I won’t listen to is Kid Rock. 😂
ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG · May 29
Odelay feels like a surprisingly late 90’s cassette
Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 · May 30
Pork Soda, hell yeah
@bookworm7.bsky.social · May 29
I had 100% forgotten Silverchair
Rastamarv · May 30
I might buy a tape deck after a find like that.
SpudRazor · May 29
I see a Beavis and Butthead tape buried in there. I’m gonna have to sit with this for a good long while.
uptownJimmy · May 30
omg permanent waves
Chris Plummer · May 30
Everything with this was lining up for me until we fishtailed right off the road
Ru 🔜 MagFest-FC-FurDU · May 30
I can smell the Midwest all over this...
the beggars out of here getter · May 30
the curation goes fucking crazy
Satorare · May 30
🥰
Joe Thoma IV · May 30
I have 16 of these. But I didn't freeze in time!
@illini6994.bsky.social · May 30
If it’s anything like my cassette case, one of those is a decoy with a bag of weed inside it.
LurkyMcLurk · May 30
Incredible offering, wore out at least one of those specifically on cassette
Mo.☕️ · May 30
All that's missing is Dennis Leary's No Cure for Cancer album. I'm sure it's under there somewhere.
@itsadogsworld.bsky.social · May 30
I love that everyone is also picking through this collection, and having a conversation that would sound the same if we were all standing together at the giveaway pile.
@saintnobody.bsky.social · May 29
And it’s the Wal-Mart version of Ritual de lo Habitual.
LoraBorealis · May 30
pork soda, lol
Kevin from the Armageddon · May 31
I admit that I had several of these cassettes.
@coordinatedbear.bsky.social · May 30
You found my tapes. Can I have them back
J. Artemis · May 29
kinda surprised there isn't a Bush tape in this
@biffster68.bsky.social · May 30
Non dude here, but Permanent Waves is timeless.
cscottjames.bsky.social · May 30
It me tho
Wanda B. Olive · May 31
Nice!
cyberspaceship · May 30
I feel like something sad happened for this to end up on the sidewalk. One doesn't just spontaneously quit dopin' to infinity 30+ years after tapes went out of vogue.
Gourdon P. Squash · May 30
Love Soundgarden
JoinTheATeam · May 30
Hells I want that stack. Um I have a good number of that stack (on CD, I'm not a neanderthal)
I make a killer breakfast after fun times · May 30
On the dark side! Whoa, yeah!
You Bastard · May 30
Had a similar box under the seat of my 75 Camaro, circa 1992.
OkieYank · May 30
Pretty eclectic.
⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ · May 29
Outstanding 👏
@annealytical.bsky.social · May 30
This would have worked on me in 1994. It still works on me today.
Not an AI · May 30
Whomever owned that collection was rad as hell in the mid 90s.
Terence Lau · May 30
Hey I was looking for those! I thought I left them in my Honda Civic. (Actually I’ve never heard of Monster Magnet and wouldn’t have purchased Silverchair)
Mark, Rick, or Steve · May 30
I think I dropped that.
Grittybeard · May 30
When I was a child the first tape I ever wanted to get was Licensed to Ill. My parents nixed that and I got He's the DJ and I'm the Rapper from the Fresh Prince. Eh...I mean, fine at the time as a very young person looking back?
Jason X · May 29
I'm kicking things off with Floyd (Relics), then Sabbath, then roll into Rush, maybe some Nirvana. Then we see where the night takes us.
I’m fine · May 30
Toss Beck and Rush into the recycler
I’m fine · May 30
Beck and Rush would be tossed in the trash bin
Hock · May 30
What a find. Incredible.
Bad Girl Mystic · May 30
@notthedavidspade.bsky.social · May 30
The guy probably still owes Columbia House....
Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN · May 30
100% accurate
Discordian (hail Eris, not the app) · May 29
I have, like, 60% overlap with that 90s white guy. Thankfully I like lots of other stuff as well, but so much of this is essential listening.
Mike Puterbaugh · May 30
The big question: BMG or Columbia House?
Koenn · May 30
Hell yeah, "Ritual"! That album rules.
Garth Marenghi's Catbus · May 30
you could reconstitute him from this DNA Jurassic Park style
Joe Strummer was cool · May 30
Eww gross the Offspring
Wicked Step Grandmother · May 30
They finally sold Dad's Chevy Impala with the AM/FM cassette player.
Mike · May 30
Haha I have / had a lot of these
Mario "Brother" Margheriti · May 30
This dude was really into cassettes because I had every single one of these albums, but I had them all on CD
Monique AC · May 30
*white guy, or closeted white lesbian, because I had almost every single one of those in the 90s lol
@listenwell.bsky.social · May 30
Quite a treasure trove!
𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 · May 30
I had literally none of ‘em. Should I check whether I’m a white guy after all?
𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 · May 30
These were white guys with cars. Car playback is the only excuse for pre-rec cassettes in the eras represented.