bean dog @zipbomb.bsky.social I've grown accustomed to this shit
B Dog @brandonjitsu.bsky.social [thick Australian accent] Puis-je en avoir, s'il vous plaît ?
Pollyanishian @ph-13.bsky.social Orwell would be proud.
Disappointed Therapist @dwhip25.bsky.social
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social Primarily noted for having a cat: However, I have also an additional cat. Otherwise disappointing. Aches, mostly.
Ministré @jahiggins.bsky.social My world, and welcome to it!
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Vanessa Mobeault @vmobeault.bsky.social
🔞Hungry Man 🔞 @hungrygren.bsky.social He/Eat/Consume minors BEGONE.
Beware! I repost nsfw fetish shit.
Pansexual, 'cause everybody can fit in my comically large frying pan.
Late 20's, horny, hungry, I own too many swords(ask about them.) Writer, loves history. (Spoiler tho, history hates us)
Antti @amakih.bsky.social Startup CTO, politics follower, sports fan.
Tex @texceptional.bsky.social accidental ceramic artist · garlic bread consumer · feeder of ducks · buyer of Easter eggs · pro trams · salted caramel enthusiast 🟡🏳️🌈🇪🇺 #LGBwiththeT
Header photo: a really good chicken gyros I once ate
Attentive Dragon @adddragon.bsky.social Fantasy Author, VTuber, Leftist ☭, AuDHD punmaster | Twitch schedule: T, TH 9:30PM Eastern |🍉, BLM, Trans Rights are Human Rights | SHISHAMO forever | He/They 🩷🤍💜🖤💙| https://linktr.ee/adddragon
Zach @octonomicon.bsky.social
Jeff Anderson @stillwaterjeff.bsky.social A walker & Minnesotan who drives a Ranger. (Am I close?!)
NotStop @notstop.rip You found me. Please leave my house. (He/Him)
DMs open. Say Hi.
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social 2006 Time Person of the Year
Opinions presented are your own
he/him
@nicketynak.bsky.social @nicketynak.bsky.social
schroeder @schroed.bsky.social What though the field be lost?
jusFono 💬 @jusfono.live ur local blue lizzzard with polished horns, smooth scales, nerd glasses, and luscious aquamarine hair.
Touch my noodles at your own risk.
➥ 22—he/they—Agender
➥ Grey Aroace—Aegosexual—INFP-A
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Robenicks @robenicks.bsky.social Engages in general geekery and pretends to be an extradimensional entity for fun. Just call me "Nix" for short! (Not Rob. Please.)
Canadian | ENG + 日本語 🆗 | INSTAGRAM robenicks.irl | TWITCH Robenicks
@aracdin.bsky.social @aracdin.bsky.social
Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social Twin Cities MN
an evan @elsplice.bsky.social It’s me again.
painted many, many faces for wildwoodmovie.com
LibbySaysSo @libbysaysso.bsky.social she/her
Nature, wildlife, family, pets, crafts, cooking, camp (in all senses of the word), progressive views, reformed people-pleaser
Sean Paul Sartre @imonlyhuman.bsky.social It was like that when I got here
Neal A. Miller @pergynt.bsky.social
Jojo @jojovego.bsky.social Pixel Artist * Astral Goat 🪐🐐
She/her 47yo
⬛️💛🟥 🐨 Australian
🖤🩶🤍💜 Ace
Peacenik ☮️
I prefer Tofu ◽️ 🥬
Art made using https://bsky.app/profile/pixquare-app.bsky.social
Goodison Marc @goodison.bsky.social I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am an Evertonian ⚔️
fulllulllalala @phphphhphh.bsky.social fuck AI
free Palestine
everyone deserves a home and healthcare
if you aren’t looking out for the disabled/most vulnerable people then you don’t really have a community, even if you call it one
(Don’t really post, but I’m a human, not a bot)
BlueDotBubba@LesDepew.bsky.social @bluedotbubba.bsky.social 🔵 BLUEDOT in deep red Louisiana
Old enough to know better than the bullshit they’re pushing. We have fought the fight against fascism multiple times, I’m hoping it won’t take a war this time 😎✌️
D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com Science fiction novelist and humorist. Follow for stories, jokes, and thoughts about writing and creativity.
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Laura Metheney @lmeth.bsky.social In my 60’s, enjoying retirement. Love my furry kids, human kids, hubby & grandkids. Into travel, gardening, reading, knitting and life in general. Cardiac Bypass Surgery survivor 3/13/24.
Chip @chiphall72.bsky.social Board games, Cubs, Film, and Ernie (our cat)...and our younger kitty MoonPie
Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Fauxstalgia @fauxstalgia.bsky.social Indie Dev:
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Infrequent Twitch Streamer:
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Elizabeth @beaglesandbeatles.bsky.social If you're reading this, I'm probably hungry.
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social Once was an architect.
Wangal land. DOB 329.43 ppm CO2. #GenXClub 🤞#NoDickheads.
I receive DMs from mates. Any others will be deleted without response.
I can’t send you money. Refusal may offend.
I HATE MICROSOFT.
They’re skeets.
J.G.Elser @jgelser.bsky.social “What,” Doc wondered aloud, “the fuck is going on here?” (Thomas Pynchon, Inherent Vice)
Dan @danstockwell.bsky.social
Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social Adventure Cartoonist. Emphatically not a raccoon.
Previously: BAGGYWRINKLES, 100 DEMON DIALOGUES. Next: SEACRITTERS!, a swashbuckling animal caper w/ Kate Milford - March ’27.
Heck the feed, send me mail: PO Box 734, Ojai CA 93024
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Ryan Howard @ryanhoward.bsky.social Just vibin’. He/Him
@wanderarbeiter.bsky.social @wanderarbeiter.bsky.social
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social Writer. Coder. Neurodivergent. Creator of @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social.
Auld Frenchie @afrosaxon.bsky.social former enthusiast
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social World's best Hide.io player.
https://linktr.ee/Chick0nPlayz
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions.
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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social i have approximate knowledge of many things (except blacksmithing, i know quite a bit about that. hmu if you want pointers) | Asexual, he/him
rochfo @rochfo.bsky.social
Crysdevbec @crysdevbec.bsky.social Interests: tech, photography, Arrested Development, Letterkenny, The Good Place
🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social .·´¯`·.·★ ★·.·`¯´·.
Microsoft excel
CatholicGeekery @catholicgeekery.bsky.social Mechanical engineer of allegedly papistical views. Interested in theology, politics, and roleplaying games. Citizen of the UK, for my sins ("but our commonwealth is in heaven"). He/Him.
@dvml.bsky.social @dvml.bsky.social
Bob Tipping @stoenk.bsky.social There's a giant raccoon and it's eating our food
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Moose Gossage @ctosterhout.bsky.social Lately nominated “worst ref in hockey, ever”. Into hockey, cycling, and I bake a good loaf of bread from time to time. On a good day, I get to draw some network stuff.
@gimmeweirdtwitter.bsky.social @gimmeweirdtwitter.bsky.social
Ω = 1 @omegaequalsone.bsky.social 𝕹𝖔𝖓 𝖋𝖚𝖎, 𝖋𝖚𝖎. 𝕹𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖚𝖒. 𝕹𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖔.
——
Lamy, NM. United States of Absurdity
kill all neurotypicals @tessaleeren.bsky.social 22. She/her (cishet). Autistic. Chinese-American. Proud misandroblancist. I have a lot of opinions. 🇵🇸
https://ko-fi.com/thetessareview- C @crisis-averted.bsky.social @crisis-averted.bsky.social
Tim Bleazard @idletim.bsky.social Retired bloke. Cycling, cooking, foodie stuff, walking, rugby league.- A alex @alebic.bsky.social
Tilskatoff 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇬🇱 @tilskatoff.bsky.social Head of a neurodivergent household. Ex-archaeologist. Now and again I paint things. Most of all, it's just nice to be nice.
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
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kelly @kmb.bsky.social Doctor of videogames (but now I research true crime), herder of cats, collector of weird Furby art, Nic Cage superfan. She/her.
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
N.B. Lindberg @nblindberg.bsky.social Basketball words through my substack Above the Break
https://substack.com/@abovethebreak
Cool Hand Fluke @cthulhandluke.bsky.social
Himbo at Law, Esq. @himboatlaw.bsky.social Attorney, cat whisperer, swell guy, in that order.
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social Chair of Indefinite Studies
@julieb6.bsky.social @julieb6.bsky.social
F.W.A. @fraudwasteandabuse.bsky.social Soccer, socialism and snide remarks.
Lynn Pickerell @lynnpickerell.bsky.social Psychology lecturer. Director of Teaching and Learning. Focused on student wellbeing. Curious about the benefits of creating awareness of our emotions - university of Lincoln.
she/her
Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social ADHD gamer that is addicted to buying tons of games but only ever completing about 1% of them.
Jordan C. 8804 @8804jordan.bsky.social 20-something from South Africa 🇿🇦
He/him
Looking to get into photography someday
Here just in case Twitter inevitably kicks the bucket.
@unarmed.bsky.social @unarmed.bsky.social
StepsToJannah @stepstojannah.bsky.social 📌 “Begin your day with dhikr, and let your night rest in remembrance."
Tom WP @tomwp.bsky.social I’m Tom. You know, from New Jersey.
Edna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social Thumbs like rice krispies
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
Malkintrash @malkintrash.eurosky.social Eclectic personal brand, a poor fit for your TL guaranteed. He/him. Autonomist.
Reads Français / 中文 but posts on main in English
Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social FBI informant
James C @jimc87.bsky.social He/Him, from Limerick
Enjoy music, video games, darts, nfl
@jamesl17.bsky.social @jamesl17.bsky.social
Justin Bryant @justinwriter.bsky.social ‘Thunder From A Clear Blue Sky’ Malarkey Books 2023. Short fiction/flash here and there.
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social Would love to get a run in.
J. Robert Lennon @jrobertlennon.com Recent books include CRITICAL HITS (with Carmen Maria Machado), HARD GIRLS, BUZZ KILL, SUBDIVISION, LET ME THINK. Lits in English prof at a regime collaborator institution. EPOCH editor.
Dave of Androzani @daveofandrozani.bsky.social DJ: Classic Rock Hub on http://fabradiointernational.com
Co-Editor: 'In The Lap of the Gods' - A Queen Anthology. Writer
Sci Fi/Horror/Music nerd, big fan of Starburst Mag.
http://wearecult.rocks/author/david-geldard
novice9708 @dilettante80.bsky.social
Mhairi @mhairi-dewar.bsky.social History teacher, panda enthusiast
Semperfi_1811 @semperfi1968.bsky.social USMC Marine Corps Desert Storm Veteran who Enjoys my family and fishing. Served to defend our Constitution not a king. https://youtube.com/@devildog_88