crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
✨Vanessa @coolauntv.bsky.social writer • original content
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social A Canadian cartoonist/filmmaker, Mr. Annable is the creator of the Grickle Channel, and co-director of Laika’s The Boxtrolls. Represented by Hansen Literary.
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Fine Movies. Fine Spirits: A Movie Fan Podcast! @finemovies.bsky.social A podcast from real movie fans who have known each other over 40 years. We talk about our favorite films while enjoying their favorite drinks.
https://linktr.ee/finemovies
Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social 
Killjöy 🇨🇦 @phalguy.bsky.social An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social time is a level orb
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaahkdw2m2y7m
Little Kat @awkwardwit.bsky.social human person
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social i was bound to happen
the median cow
GAY
cash.app/$BoschB
my children: 🐤🐤🐤
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
actuallyjessie @actuallygeese.bsky.social Still mad about George Bush
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social 🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
@jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social And the Oscar goes to Paddington in Peru
Twitter Refugees Welcome!
Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
https://ko-fi.com/dervy
Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
Not Astrology:
https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
Starring Michelle 💚 @starringmichelle.bsky.social Twitter is my origin story
The Canadians said I could be here
I wrote this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wy3bbnc7c5wifwln2ek3cfoy/feed/aaafryqv376ey
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social Jokes and whatnot. 💖
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sph7byg4uayz7id2mw74rzac/feed/top-skeets
Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social Southmayd Prof @YaleLawSch + Philosophy @Yale. Ed, @LegalTheory + Stanford Encyclopedia of Phil. “Legality”, “The Internationalists” (with @oonahathaway), “Fancy Bear Goes Phishing.” Overuses “neurosymbolic”
Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social TV/VCR Repair
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft. Living the good life in Southern California. HOA President Vaca Muerta Estates. Loves God.
Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social I Draw, I Drink Coffee and I Drop It Like It's Hot!
Caribbean
Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out*
*Doing drawings for money
My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha
https://t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=SF_006OG000004lmDN
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Beth @bethh.bsky.social [confused hissing]
Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds.
Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod
Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com
You're Wrong About @yourewrongabout.bsky.social Setting right what we once got wrong. Hosted by Sarah Marshall, produced by Carolyn Kendrick.
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Add me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFaceOfDave/
Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/thefaceofdave
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Boring Phil @boringphil.bsky.social Kava Chief of Schooner Island 2022.
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
Bird Eckler @birdeckler.bsky.social Everyone’s mom.
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed
If you are all funny and nice, we’ll get pizza
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhun7hkrpg6nuzmtud6p2yue/feed/aaaiwys374kia
Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social All images belong to their respective owners, for problems/concerns/submissions contact @stonesec.dev
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
bsky’s mom
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social housebroken, but not socialized
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
Toxicity score over 9000
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights