alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
MCKV @mckayvee.bsky.social I have many books. Thrift store whore.
Fuck ICE
Fuck TRUMP
Fuck the NRA
Fuck RELIGION
Fuck FLOCK cams
Shop Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor to:
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social “guards, seize he/him!”
managing editor @sojo.net.
nyc
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social Kicked off Twitter in 2022 for calling Elon a lying b!tch. Cubs 🐻, Bears 🐻, Boardgames 🧩🎲. Hater of St Louis pizza 🍕. PBS enjoyer 📺. Midwest AF.
Brave Lil Poster @reelbigfist.bsky.social your school has no gymnastics team
this is a last resort
@yimmysue.bsky.social @yimmysue.bsky.social Trump is a species-poisoning lab accident from Russia.
The US is the new 'Banana Republic'....the tech sector is its banana.
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social
pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker
ex @ msft & aerospace
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
links.weratedogs.com
The Doily Llama @hanksr.bsky.social Lover of Peace and Tranquility
Only Dopes Use Dope - Sgt Stadanko
McDonald’s Employee of the Month - January 1981 (Should have been December 1980 but I started that Egg Fight after Close so that’s on me)
I Follow Back after I Vet.
Talk - Action = Zero!
Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social Personalized license plates requests, submitted to the Virginia DMV, that were rejected for being inappropriate. No, an explanation is not provided for them. Two posts daily. Created and maintained by @waldo.net.
The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social Animal lover, people tolerater
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN of FANTASY and ADVENTURE @donfordvoice.bsky.social Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”*
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™︎ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
__
*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…
Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social Left coast Canadian.
I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
Trans rights are human rights
Found Star Trek Episodes @foundepisodes.bsky.social Episodes you missed from 90’s Star Trek and beyond • Inspired by Mike McMahan's TNG_S8 on twitter • me: @rfjason.bsky.social • I ❤️ 🔬 💉 😷 ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🖖 • 🖕🧊🍊🤖
I'm the OC/parody account she told you not to worry about.
Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com I plan sandwich adventures. I bake bread. Then put everything together to create and share recipes, tactics and strategies. Check out my blog and subscribe for free weekly sandwiches in your inbox.
Chicago
https://boundedbybuns.com/bio
Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social A nerd at large. Writer of stuff.
Join my sci-fi book club:
http://patreon.com/ellecordova
nerd humor • space & sci fi • books
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social independent journalist, thehandbasket.co
email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
signal: marisakabas.04
Daily Dose of Classic Cartoons @ddofcartoons.bsky.social Sharing moments from cartoons of the Golden Age of Animation. I do my best post a clip daily if I get the chance to.
Hosted by @deltawooloo.bsky.social
Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social I took the red pill to see reality and Morpheus turned into a pile of laundry
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
Bios are overrated just like sleep.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xtwlmhhwp4llw4uxlqewuqr2/feed/aaafydvcmgdx4
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
🎃Kate👻 is 2️⃣6️⃣ days from surgery @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social You have a problem with trans people, you have a problem with me 🏳️⚧️
🧶 Will knit for food
🧙🏾♀️ Eclectic pagan
📚 Tired grad student
🏳️🌈 Queer as fuck
💀 Y'allternative
⏯️ Vinyl collector
Est. 1990
In love with a giant wrestler
@saintlovecraft.bsky.social 🥰
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social I’m just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Level 45
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/chrono-skeets
Buy me taco 🌮: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓᡣ𐭩 @bearkase.bsky.social ᵉˡᵈʳᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵐᶦˡˡᵉⁿⁿᶦᵃˡ|ᵃᶜᵉ|ʷᵉˢᵗ ᶜᵒᵃˢᵗ|ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ
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Rex (Oct. 3rd 🎂) @rex.trash.boats “Rex must change her name back after realizing all the negative attention she has received with her new name, Trash Boat”
37 | she/they | MA 🏳️🌈🔞
disabled
cats, chaos, and devil worship 😈
tattoo fund: $RexTrashboat
My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅
hell ya brotha @youknowwhathellyea.bsky.social she/her • 33 • nsfw • mdni • crashing out more often than sexy • alt account
pfp is lovers by srabon arafat
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social Queen of stoner munchies. Cat lady. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🍉🏳️🌈
Buy me a donut?
Cashapp & Venmo: donutscoffeeme
amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
☠🏴☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓬𝓱 ᡣ𐭩 @rayloogoo.bsky.social ▄︻デ══━一 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 .𖥔 ݁ ˖
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
https://ngl.link/mcflurry31308/tbh
🇬🇧🇪🇬
Birdie, Beginning @srslymagenta.bsky.social Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's, cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi the unwary victim of cellular ennui ❖ Gen X years old ❖ corporations are evil AIs and capitalism is the programming language ❖ of dangerous & ephemeral intellect
linktr.ee/sagaas
📍 Techno City
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty polyodious lesbian from the filthy midatlantic.
an aspiring virago with a goddamn heart of gold.
in my forties // not your shorty
sworn to @nighttimetea.bsky.social <3
cops, swerfs, terfs, and men (derogatory):
no thank you ☠️
Aunt Jen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social don't follow me, I run into walls
no one is free until we all are
she/her/HBIC
Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside @bigoblin.bsky.social The Baroness of Banana Splits
https://depop.com/threadyornot
Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social 32yrs old. +18 acct. NSFW some of the time. I like small gifts 🥰
https://allmylinks.com/ncassie020
#foodsimp
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social Raised gifted; non-practicing.
If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it.
🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him
POGtastic @pogtastic.bsky.social Software engineer, big blue semiconductor company. POG = Personnel Other than Grunt. Wife guy. Dog guy. Terrible chess player.
I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social I will spam your timeline with memes, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns
I am proud of you
Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude with a few screws loose.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafhjzfhceki
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social Frequent internet user and occasional internet enjoyer. Trek thoughts 🖖 (mostly)
Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
Excelling at mediocrity
https://trevorship.co.uk
bolto @bolton69420.bsky.social bits memes creative writings etc
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For block records, we check if the blockee has recently @'d or replied to the blocker. If it matches, we redact it and post it.
blipghost @blorpghost.bsky.social Pro skater | I’m like MFDOOM if he was bad at videogames.
https://corus.fm/u/blipghost
🎧 🎮 🎥
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets
Care Bear Stares:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/top-skeets
Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social Vintage McDonald's Super-Collector
80s & 90s Food/Drink Nostalgia
***All images posted are from my own archives***
tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social fulltime replygirl until someone wears me out
@kelestrian_exile on venmo
BaileyMcPatty @baileymcpatty.bsky.social I like drawing things that go boin boin. 😏 | COMMS OPEN | vgen.co/baileymcpatty + baileymcpatty.carrd.co/
Other links: linktr.ee/baileymcpatty | patreon.com/baileymcpatty
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes