Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
Derek Lawler @rowdybowden.bsky.social reading. writing. minimal arithmetic.
Atlanta, GA
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
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mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
dick snickers @lunchbait.bsky.social Oh hey!
Commission contact: flymiamibro22@gmail.com
(they/she/he)
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social oh god, it's come to this
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social Be kind and stay weird.
Contributor to:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social Comedy doer, improv coach, basketball enjoyer, film watcher, dog owner, mayor of fujo city. Sometimes writer.
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social ohhhh nooooooooooo
Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Birdie Girl @birdiegirl.bsky.social I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social Senior videogame tech artist /art director.
Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. VFX Where The Wild Things Are.
https://www.delaneyking.com
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ THE ALT TEXT
They also serve who only stand and wait.
Angry Buni @angrybuni.bsky.social Pro-dog. Pro Cat. Officially pissed off. I cuss a lot. 420 friendly. Pro-Choice. Pro-Trans. Pro-Get Off My Lawn. No DMs. Supposedly, a Loopy Twat.
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social ... too old, too white, too Catholic ... this is my core dump. there are many like it but this one is mine ...
history or evidence, depending: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4opuc67uf4ezeczfwnonlmu3/feed/aaaee2vyk7jh6
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Bryan Butnobee @aremes00.bsky.social
chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social She/any/48 🌈
Broken dreamer who’s all out of magic ✨
And I'm sure I'll never get it back
I'm not worth your time
YouTube https://youtube.com/@rachelschell?si=hfaqdrHyVLPoGB_j
Bradmageddon @bradgearon.bsky.social revelation of Christ
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social Big fan of my 16yo twin boys and my wife. Level 10 dad jokester.
Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social Star of the hilarious pornographic variety show "Que Pasa, Kielbasa!" ('75-'79)
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social Here for the hullabaloo.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social Don’t dream it, be it.
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
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Best:
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@thededucers.bsky.social @thededucers.bsky.social
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social Tabatha Southey is a freelance writer who is based, in Toronto. She/Her. Bylines Globe and Mail, Macleans, Foreign Policy, National Post, Toronto Life, Explore Magazine, Toronto Star and more, author of three books, and the River-Daughter. 🇨🇦
Unplug ICE @unplugice.org unplugice.org
Disrupt. Disconnect. Defeat.
Secondary targeting ICE business collaborators.
DM here or connect through our blog:
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Spoiled Pickle @spoiledpickle357.bsky.social
Stop Trump/GOP/ICE/SCOTUS Reign of Terror Against America. @iampilgrim.bsky.social Only left democrats can save America
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
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Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake.
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴 She/her
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
✶✶Chicago✶✶
Meghan Srl @meghan02155.bsky.social Massachusetts resident formerly from Western NY. Human rights for all, no exceptions.
Mystic Mashup Indivisible @mysticmashupindiv.bsky.social Growing Indivisible group in eastern MA, including Medford, Malden, Somerville, Everett & nearby towns. We work to protect democracy and support communities through events, trainings, coalition-building & spreading awareness. www.mysticmashup.org
Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social Actor. Improviser. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
Elder emo millennial
Things I've said that people have liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wjmeia2arquax3e6kipjmbth/feed/top-skeets
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com Writer, Field Maneuvers boss, PT, comedy, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer
I was the Secret Tory
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Melrose, MA Democratic City Committee @melrosedems.bsky.social
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
Serena @bibliophile99.bsky.social Be curious not judgmental
Be yourself everyone else is taken !
If you don’t vote you can’t complain
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harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
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cashapp $harpypartyy
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
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Ty Burr @tyburr.bsky.social Writer/film critic at tyburrswatchlist.com. Ex-Boston Globe, WaPo, EW. Pulitzer Finalist, 2017. Books at https://tinyurl.com/ytpycuh3. “He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news” — Brecht. KanMu.74
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social Here we go again. 🏴
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Wonder Park @wonderpark.bsky.social Welcome to Wonder Park! The best amusement park 35 minutes too far from you. Wonder Park; Half the Magic, Double the Price.
Hush-Hush Sightings: https://shorturl.at/9X96b
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social Abolish ICE
Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social she/her • live nude cartoon
Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Writer, gamer, film buff, ex-carnie.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
He/him
Unpleasant Sensory Experience @unpleasantsensory.bsky.social Like nails on a chalkboard, so are the days of our lives
dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social #Anonymous: Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #BindingChaos #3E https://yacnews.com/
Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social
J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
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Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Vinod Chhaproo @chhapiness.bsky.social Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
WhiskeyStu @whiskeystu.bsky.social Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social Jokes and whatnot.
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
ᑥ @malt-skull.bsky.social welcome to the jocular grotto
Kenneth Robert Marlo @krobertmarlo.bsky.social NYC-Area Performing Artist living fully in it ... stage (AEA), screen, events … Magic, Music, & Whimsy
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