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Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost. Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social Here’s our Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭ 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 Ex-pro figure skater & mom Ft Worth, Texas ⭐
Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social In vino veritas. Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’. Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com Fascism walks in through bureaucratic channels masquerading as governance. Small person, large chip on my shoulder: Jalapeño flavor. Takes orders from @feistytheecat.bsky.social • Owns the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social vending machine.
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. 🇵🇸🇷🇺 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social Who do you think you are? I am!
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m https://breakgsmsilence.com/
DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social Maybe I should delete that. 🤔 Contemplations on life. + 📷 unlikely to followback US politics accounts Calgary Canada 🇨🇦 My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
Adam @adamgreat.bsky.social Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. Sewing my own tragedies. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️‍🌈 he/him ❤️‍🔥 parasocial butterfly I thought these were good ideas once: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 top skeets/my skeets feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love. Hot: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaael2k52wlng New: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaafig63c52se 📍Philly/NYC
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social Queen. Pick your baddies. I mean battles bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social i'm a runner now i guess.
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose https://boxd.it/7zqId
dan mentos @danmentos.com
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Paul [REDACTED] D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social Mainly film composer. Filmmaker, writer, cromulent. Single out now: Your Lost World: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/paulwilliamdawkins/your-lost-world I do short films. Award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social People say I’m Joe Biden’s alt, but that’s malarkey My Posts — https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywcekwzo3vo42s53kt5v4cfp/feed/aaafyezdr7xow
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown I won't back down I don't need you to tell me what's going down https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 @tomhicksmedia.bsky.social Writer & storyteller. Publisher of Off Script with Tom Hicks, Lotus Purrspective, Tom's Number Ones and Panic Room Sports.
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social Writer of thrillers, horror and suspense. My debut novel, The Day I Died Again, coming October 13, 2026. The Sins We Buried, coming March 2027. 📚🔪 https://linktr.ee/nadineantoinette
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social Mothman's girlfriend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social juice newton fan account.
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
James in jacksonville. @jamesinjax11.bsky.social Blue dot in jacksonville Fl....vet, 19D....I love, peace.....I rarely think,therefore, i am.......all thoughts are not mine..some are stolen.
cal? @calgif.bsky.social fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon onlyfans.com/arabell/c23
Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social per chance, a lawyer this is a place for silly posting for seriouser posting ⬇️ signal: @chancethelawyer.302 mail: chance at chancerydaily dot com everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and it’s also seriously problematic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma. he/him
linc @lincnotfound.com designer of something. test: one. two. three. four. letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep. My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
CC @ccruns.bsky.social I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social Brevity haver
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLIST⏩ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor. My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w 🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social oldest living sim | author 📸 instagr.am/juliadavidovich 🎧 @badboypod.bsky.social 🕸️ juliadavidovich.horse
Flim Flam @roborock97.bsky.social Saying "bruh" until someone asks why I keep saying bruh 🍉
Kate’s Fate @katvonwitt.bsky.social My back always hurts. I love to cook. Cute might be my favorite adjective.
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Stilldan @stilldan.bsky.social North of Boston Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/feed/aaab6zkewmd2g
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social comedian and writer https://theashleyray.com/ www.theashleyray.com/ashleyraycrafts https://ashleyraycrafts.etsy.com
ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts. My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic• https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=73b3e0d9-b342-43e3-be62-938270295fe2 Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakf2tlqp5os
Rosie The Reaper @mytai.bsky.social Manic pixie soul reaper.
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social America’s stepdad
yungdangerfield @yungdangerfield.bsky.social another platform for my if-no-one-sees-it-is-it-still-a-banger ass posts lmao
Joel Cunningham @joelevard.com writing, editing, existential dread
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social A crazy person full of cat facts My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash ⬇️If you wanna⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social Minnesota. Socialism. History and literature nerd. Top 96% of OnlyFans. Frequently wrong.
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.
Kayla Chow Show @kaylachowshow.bsky.social 💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT 💙