onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social Skeet about markets and political corruption
Discord: http://bit.ly/3Bf2pNJ
Links: http://bit.ly/3V8D6Gb
Get $50-$5000 to trade: http://bit.ly/4ayctTD
G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me Award-winning soccer mom. Wrote the books that one of those shows you like was based on. Currently: POISON IVY for DC Comics, BLACK CAT for Marvel. Buy my books: bookshop.org/shop/gww
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social 
Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social animator of weird stuff.
If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Anil Dash @anildash.com the internet's uncle • waging a victorious 2-front war against cars and christmas • big fan of being a big fan of things • go read https://anildash.com
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Rémi Forte @rmfrt.com Poetic Program, Typographic System
https://www.rmfrt.com/
205TF @205tf.bsky.social TF, two letters that stand for Type Foundry and Typographie Française (French Typography).
https://www.205.tf/
Mike Cookson 🔶 🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @mikecookson.bsky.social Husband, Father, Son and Ex Local Liberal Democrat Councillor for, Ouseburn Ward in Newcastle upon Tyne.
Released from public service by the electorate. If you need me, I'll be on the bike, or away in the campervan.
Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social Ex NY Times, now author of Substack Paul Krugman. Nobel laureate and, according to Donald Trump, "Deranged BUM". Also Research Professor at the City University of New York Graduate Center and senior scholar at the GC-CUNY Stone Center.
Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/roxanegay
Writer, editor, publisher, professor. Some people call me a bad feminist and by some people I mean me.
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue I work on @securedrop.org
Former fed at 18F "deleted" by DOGE
🔗 https://skiles.blue/
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social Posting random selections from the Strategic Services' Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
(bot account)
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy
@maddiechavez.bsky.social @maddiechavez.bsky.social 
Matt Levine @matt-levine.bsky.social the money stuff guy
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social Berkeley professor, former Secretary of Labor. Co-founder of @inequalitymedia.bsky.social and @imcivicaction.bsky.social.
Substack: http://robertreich.substack.com
Buy my new book: https://sites.prh.com/reich
Visit my website: https://rbreich.com/
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
alexwinter.com
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social • 51st President of the United States
• Time Traveler
Keithdecent.com
jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com Minimalist
Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social Email salesman at Platformer.news and co-host at Hard Fork.
Far McKon @farmckon.bsky.social Not unfamiliar with Startup, community building, and surviving the 2020's
Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social National politics reporter at semafor.com. Alum: WashPost, Bloomberg, Slate, Reason. Author of “The Show That Never Ends.”
Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com video games is two words
Videos: http://guard.bike
Podcast: https://lnk.to/JeffGerstmann
Patreon: https://jeff.zone/
D Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social Comms and policy. Work for racial justice, social justice, economic justice. Former journo. Current Dad. Personal account, personal views.
Signal: @djlavoie.99
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
Justin Whang 🐙 @justinwhang.bsky.social Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band Jynx
Beacons.page/whang
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer 
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
links: https://geekysteven.com/links
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy.bsky.social Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social barbed wire won’t stop the wind
James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine 
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
john @mrjohn.bsky.social Care to buy me a coffee?
buymeacoffee.com/johndarbyd
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w
Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy
🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
word.rodeo/JoWordle/
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
eweather @eweather.bsky.social Forecasts-Photography-Community. Download the free app today! When you seeweather, eweather! #CTwx #RIwx #MAwx #CTRiver #BlockIsland 📷🛥✈️🍷🍺⛷🚴🏿🌅
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Deeny they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social Writer of thrillers, horror and suspense. My debut novel, The Day I Died Again, coming October 13, 2026. The Sins We Buried, coming March 2027. 📚🔪
https://linktr.ee/nadineantoinette
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social ⚠️This is a jokey account💙
Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝
Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂
Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿
👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs
Dark Ages require jesters
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social Who do you think you are? I am!
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Sign up for mushie-mail > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social he/him
Be careful what you put in your head
#ToddRundgren
Rogs @stev.bsky.social He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The replyingest guy
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. 🔳🔲 thick & thin
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer 
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
living in the dark swamp
Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag