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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social markets // late 90s, early 00s reference maker // Arsenal FC
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Chaos is our specialty.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social Ex-liontamer, writer/editor/strategist.
I used to work for Wired, The Verge, The Atlantic, The Message, Adweek, and Amazon Chronicles.
I also host sometimes at Kottke.org.
Call me he/him.
PHL.
Everything changes; don’t be afraid.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social 2006 Time Person of the Year
Non-practicing intellectual
Dumb jokes and smart takes
Opinions presented are your own
he/him
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Josh Priddle @josh.fail I make Hosting and Hosting Accessories. Co-founder at https://builtfast.com / https://builtfast.dev. Ramblings at https://josh.fail.
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Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
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Shin MikeZilla Minus One PLUS (#15584) @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social Retired corporate insurance executive (not the kind you'd want to kill) who hated every minute of work
Now, i watch a lot of movies, drink gravy, drink bourbon and drink coffee since death fears me
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CloudLinux @cloudlinux.com CloudLinux is an operating system (OS) that is commercially supported and interchangeable with the most popular RPM-based distribution on the market. https://cloudlinux.com
AlmaLinux @almalinux.org The forever-free, RHEL-compatible, community-owned and community-supported enterprise linux distro.
We are active on BlueSky, but you can also find us a bunch of other places: almalinux.org
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Oscar @osc.sh Tech lead 💻 • DEV CONTENT
Antarctica contractor 🐧
First person to deploy NodeJS in Antarctica (unverified)
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social Editor-in-chief of The Verge, host of Decoder, cohost of The Vergecast. I am in love with spectacle.
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This is the part where I tell you not to follow me and also that this is a Sandra Oh stan account. 
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Jay Peters @jaypeters.net Senior Reporter at @theverge.com. Email tips to jay.peters@theverge.com.
Personal website is https://jaypeters.net.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social internet typist at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan. she/hers/hesher
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Kevin Nguyen @knguyen.bsky.social features editor at the verge. author of ‘new waves’ and ‘mỹ documents’ https://knguyen.org
David Pierce @davidpierce.xyz Editor-at-large at The Verge. I could eat.
Parker Ortolani @parkerortolani.com product development @ Penske Media | prev @theverge.com & @polygon.com, @9to5mac.com, and @buzzfeed.com | opinions are my own
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large language mauler @grackle.space Senior reviews editor, @theverge.com.
Previously: Wirecutter, MaximumPC
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Osage citizen. TX. he/him. 𐓘𐓷𐓘𐓯𐓤𐓘͘. 𐓩𐓪͘𐓘𐓭𐓘𐓨𐓘͘𐓻𐓣.
Ruben Salvadori @rubensalvadori.bsky.social Director of Audience Development @TheVerge.com
Antonio G. Di Benedetto @superantonio64.bsky.social Laptop reviewer for theverge.com. You can’t see it but I’m talking with my hands right now. ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ
Victoria Song @vicmsong.bsky.social Senior reviewer and author of the Optimizer newsletter for The Verge. I write about wearables, health tech, the wellness wild west, and other gadgets. Previously: Gizmodo, PCMag, Yomiuri Shimbun.
Signal: @vicmsong.14
Grand poobah of the penguin brigade.
Andrew J. Hawkins @andyjayhawk.bsky.social Transportation editor at The Verge. EVs, e-bikes, self-driving cars, eVTOL, public transit, bike bus, and all things that go go go
Sean Hollister @seanhollister.bsky.social I write about gadgets at @Verge. Former @CNET @Gizmodo @Engadget. Avid gamer, lucky husband, happy dad! Maybe too blunt.
Currently giving away gadgets at theverge.com/TITW
Chris Welch @welch.bsky.social Reporter and photographer at Bloomberg
The Verge for a long time before that
chris-welch.com
Signal: 845.445.8455
@chriswelch elsewhere
Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social Professional phone user for The Verge. On sabbatical and social media break July 6th through mid-August ✌️
Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social Now: Film / TV / culture critic @ The Verge. As previously seen in: io9 + Gizmodo + NPR. GLAAD Award-winning comics wonk. Adjunct Pokémon Professor. Quite gay. Friend to all cats. charles@theverge.com
Barbara Krasnoff @barb.bsky.social Former reviews editor at The Verge, Computerworld, and other pubs; current science fiction writer (although I write mostly fantasy).
Chris Grant @charstring.com Now: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Then:
VP @fandom.com // @gamespot.com @tvguide.com @metacritic.com and friends
SVP @voxmedia.com // @polygon.com @theverge.com
Always: A dork
In: PHL
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I have a cat named General Bean Sprout.
Andru @bluesguy.bsky.social audio and video producer at The Verge
creator of Aw, Would You Look at the Time
NYC
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andrew liszewski @aliszewski.bsky.social the verge, canadia
Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social Senior Reporter @ Kotaku
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: aparrish@kotaku.com
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
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🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Justine Calma @justcalma.bsky.social Senior reporter, environment & energy @theverge.com / Host of Hell or High Water: When disaster hits home, a podcast from Vox Media and Audible.
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Kate Cox @kcoxdc.bsky.social Now: Making Decoder @ The Verge. Earlier: editor for Protocol; reporter for Ars Technica, CQ Roll Call, Consumerist, and Kotaku; decades of other writing strewn across the internet. Boston-born, now DC-dwelling. She/her.
Graham MacAree @grahammacaree.com internet person. irish-chinese. he/him. grahammacaree.com
Umar Shakir @ushak.bsky.social EVs and tech. Bylines at The @Verge. Former Mac Admin. Retro game nerd.
Lauren Feiner @laurenfeiner.bsky.social Covering tech policy @theverge.com | Formerly @CNBC.com | she/her | Tips? Find me on Signal @ laurenfeiner.64 (no PR pitches via Signal please)
The Verge @theverge.com Covering life in the future
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he/him
Movies And Quote @moviesandquote.bsky.social 
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
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AuDHD (AFAB/Agender) She/They/Any
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I have opinions on matters of varying importance
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. 
DAEMENOTH DIABLOS @daemenoth.bsky.social I have been described as a couple ingredients short of a full recipe.
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https://www.nytimes.com/by/mike-dawson
The Hidden Dominion of Geordie James (2026)
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The IT Nerd @theitnerd.ca I am a computer nerd that speaks English. I run a computer consulting company and I have a blog that speaks to and reviews everything from smartphones to cars. Plus I cover computer security and give tips to help others to leverage the tech that they have.
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Author: THE DEBT, RIOT STREET (Hachette)
Agent: Kimberly Brower @ Park, Fine & Brower
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She/her 🇨🇴
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Dude @excursive.bsky.social Meh