𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social We're heavily into the world of magnets now
bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social Metal dude in a metal mood
I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots
Sleepy Waffles @zazzyzazz.bsky.social The history of the world can be explained through dialectical materialism and NBA basketball in a theory we are calling hoopstorical materialism
Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social Boston via Louisiana
Numbers Fuckstein’s Monster @drwalpurgisnacht.bsky.social He/they, Jewish, Sussex born Sussex bred, statistics are fun. "Another English communist with absolutely nothing useful to say." All views not my own; they are the views of Lionel Thrope, 27 The Rushes, Upper Dicker, as part of a complex outsourcing scheme
MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social I went to a farming school and a teaching school, but ended up a lawyer.
Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social FanGraphs Writer, Piney, Gamecock, Condiment Enthusiast, Connoisseur of Vehicles
Subscribe to Wheelysports.kit.com (or medium.com/@wheelysports)
@michaelbaumann on Twitter
baumannwrites at gmail dot com
Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social hoops. wrestling. animals.
nbacouchside.net
Bark Marrington @markbarrington.bsky.social I write about basketball and take lots of pictures of cats. [Temporary spooky Halloween name.]
No Particular Dave @daveexmachina.bsky.social wrench enthusiast
host of The Unintelligible Empanada Truck Podcast
I'm driving this thing, it's not driving me
marlo @marlo.ooo 34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
Dr, octocryptid PhD, chart reader 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social an abomination against space and time
they/them
clyde bruckman's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth
he/him
certified white™
(pfp is sean connery in the red mankini from zardoz)
ultralaser.tumblr.com since 2008
ebay.com/str/cestfromage since 98
☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social Socialist::Tolkien::Expanse::History
Movies::Art::Plants::Games
Ian Hackingpilled
queer eepy lil guy🚰🏳️⚧️↙️↙️↙️
discord:queer_starshine
She/they
New tolkien quote of the day everyday five(ish) days of the week
i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
the unfathomable bulk @hulkfuckscar.top i no longer need help in message from deep space 191.
❤️ @bingus.ough.club ❤️
❤️ @emilia.beer ❤️
actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
Texas Dillo @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
FaultyPussy🫦 @faultypussy.bsky.social eat mid pussy
give toothy head
https://thoughtofchoice.threadless.com/
GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social She / They
Cultivating the garden of my mind
bicycle buddies with @charlotteis.online
pfp credit: @sheev.calamitousintent.com
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail Doll with a DAW
🖤 : @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
🖤 : @cove.tgirl.fail
froggher @froggher.bsky.social 27 she/her
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com I’m only on here to chill and joke around 🤓
DMs open for good faith questions about communism or dsa. if I don't respond you can message me again. resources in pinned post
Marxist | get involved in socialist organizing now!
https://linktr.ee/Nerdjpg
Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
Call me Fin. they/them
Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social kubuntu power user
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social me not that kind of orc
acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Bingus 🦧PhDMT BBL @bingusrelative.bsky.social They/them
Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword and psyker eyes
Catsculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social Sunrise, Parabellum
Packers, Brewers
He/Him
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social I would buy you all an ice cream cone
he/him
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social 📍DTX
🌹DSA
🔴 PSA: ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE🏆
Bobo @boboispost.ing • In disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes
• Go Dodgers
• he/him
PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social I'm just this guy, you know? Late-stage GenX. Ask me about my special interest. Detroiter by choice, Slav by the grace of God.
He/Him
Giantfoamdickhat @crooow1.bsky.social It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social Metal, cats, nature, art and shitposting
Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club papupi
30s
he/him
$/yooberz
Cloaca Ars Goetia ☭𖤐ѧ @owlmarxist.bsky.social 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
they/them
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium
☭ 𖤐 ѧ
My Worst Skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbhmginx4d7p5i7phptictkp/feed/top-skeets
Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate @bingus.ough.club 26, she/her
<3 @emilia.beer <3
<3 @hulkfuckscar.top <3
taken and exclusive
i'm vera :3
(vera pronounced like (aloe) vera)
if u wanna support my move click here :3
https://ko-fi.com/theoughingbingus
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social Latest Release, https://particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/surfent-lespace-profund
vILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social doing Posts about politics, renewable energy, figure skating, cat, things of that nature
@sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social The atlas-eater with a jaw for news :: journalism, art and comics :: Formerly: Providence Journal, Tampa Bay Times, Boston Phoenix, Boston magazine, Bloomberg. Now: Flaming Hydra :: married to @josie.zone :: EMAIL ME: si AT arrr DOT net
Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social 
Adam Sawyer @adamjst.bsky.social I work with data at Relevant Research. I post about migration and sports.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA, Americas, Earth
Arsenal + Nuggets + Avs + Rockies + Summit
I helped build DetentionReports.com
https://adamjsawyer.com/about
he/him
Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com Test
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social I would prefer not to.
PadRock @padrock.bsky.social J’oublie ce dont je parlais
Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social (he/him) | Friend of Jughead | Professional DC Comics Expert and host of Insert Credit. Never stop reading comics. | https://ko-fi.com/alexjaffe
Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com Heir to the Heinz Ketchup fortune.
https://somewhattolerable.com
Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social Official account • good cats being workers • unionized • mascot: Jobert the cat • Business/credit/removal: translatedcats@gmail.com • Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/translatedcats/
Catfishing 🐈🐟 @catfishing.net The Wikipedia guessing game: 10 interesting people, places and things to guess every day. Play at https://catfishing.net. We post one of today's articles at 10am UTC - tap the bell icon to turn on daily game reminders.
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social fat
Travis @unraptured.bsky.social A little cube of fish from a clown is basic
justin van wormer @jdvdub.bsky.social “Dorkus malorkus”
Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social I’m just here so I don’t get fined
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social America’s Most Trusted Fart Source
Andy Elrick @andyelrick.bsky.social Dir. of Center for Sports Comm at Marist University. Got a Ph.D. Former cog at ESPN, CBS Sports and FIBA. Fandoms: QPR, Cubs, UConn, Aberdeen, Hammarby. I'm a Vermonter. Host some pods. Views mine. Newsletter: https://andyelrick.substack.com
the postes @rem.bsjky.team
{rem (the postes)
30 or 40 years old;
it/they/any
https://ko-fi.com/postes
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social linear algebra is not ontologically evil
Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid nothing good can happen. it can only bad happen
Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social Foreign Policy. NBA. Democratic Socialism. Cats. i will fight Elon Musk in Outer Space
Twitter: @patrick_fenelon
steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social cfo of antifa AND hamas
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
scram! @scrambledmegs.bsky.social I’d like to be irreverent and fun, but here we are.
Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social A lesser character with common equipment, but useful for early missions, or for carrying extra items
Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
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Dr. Bort @brettakulon.bsky.social Former biophysicist; current biotech consultant. Grew up in a library, but also in the woods.
Nate Patrin 🎧 @natepatrin.bsky.social StP, MN | '77 born | he/him | enthusiast
as in "patron of the arts"
"The music began again and was much improved." -Kurt Vonnegut
'Versions and Subversions: the Cover Songs That Changed Music' out soon
https://www.upress.umn.edu/author/nate-patrin/
Thembo @thembo.bsky.social Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual.
They/them
chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social Writer. Here and there.
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social Donnez-moi un break
izzy @isobel.top i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!)
she/they
(pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are)
door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman
Designed for Hannah Montana Linux
Windows Vista™ Incapable
Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social I am 40 years old and I exist in three states: at the hardware store, about to go to the hardware store, or just came from the hardware store. She/her 🇵🇸
Discord: poemsandfungus
Peter Butler @peter-butler.bsky.social CNET Editor, here for tracking decentralized media, primarily Bsky/AtProto and Mastodon/Fediverse ... and for disc golf! #DiscGolf
he/him/they/them
Berkeley, CA
Other AT presences
Books: https://bookhive.buzz/profile/peter-butler.bsky.social
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social Featured once on the BBC World Service ✨ 会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ she/her/tā ✨ colony ship for sale cheap
read my erotica: https://archiveofourown.org/users/poppyhaze/pseuds/poppyhaze
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Squillium @squillium.bsky.social User #107,869
Automatic toilets are the devil.
Anti-AI guy.
Solar Sicko.
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
dave @daverson.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫 NO CLANKER SLOP - NO CRYPTO 🚫
ai advocates dni or you will be blocked.
Cerified internet wiseass
We support a free and independent Commonwealth of New England -- Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social ✶✶✶✶
WBCW MELTDOWN: @wrestlingbrain on twitch mondays at 9c
Chicago, IL 
Sean GMC @seangmc.bsky.social I'm Sean
a mix of songs I've listened to recently, updates regularly:
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0oH1Vew9HSMK5inIbTRjgxCFDBuVOERM&si=KhlUG9nPfnTEwvWd
@prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social 
Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social 
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social I yell at those who deserve it, build decks, and help people when I can. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭
Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
https://boxd.it/2bBR
MacPhoenix 🐦🔥 @macphoenix.com He’s just this guy, you know?
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I just want you to be happy
* And another thing!
Read the (non-political) zine at https://bindlezine.com
BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
Chris @chrisbertolet.bsky.social Formerly TV’s Gary Busey, Pet Judge. He/him 🌱🎸⭕️ 🏒👑 🦎🏠4 all https://neno-la.org/donate
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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