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see also @vnclotto.misentropic.com for more open internet infrastructure
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
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twitch.tv/libtron
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bort, pud @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
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Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R)
Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick.
Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner
(He/him)
Fonch @finchinabq.bsky.social Not all who wander are lost, but I definitely am.
DC➡️ABQ
she/her
I post about the library and my dog Higgins a lot. “Fonch” is my version of the grink.
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social ima 🐝 that wears 👒 outfits and loves 🖤💛 the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never reflect on my employer
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lapsed music critic. current hobby photographer. pretyy girl. occasionally nsfw. left of liberal. don;t overthink the pronouns.
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
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nonbinary transsexual woman
iris
actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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they/them
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium
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no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
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𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social I am still a communist
Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social Here to provide the best possible representation for my clients.
Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social He/Him. Dad. Journo tracking dark money and attacks on public health. JD, ADHD, occasional cartoonist.
Co-founder of Accountability Journalism Institute. Accountabilityjournalism.org
Signal: walkerbragman.44
Reporting: https://www.importantcontext.news
Letterboxd @letterboxd.social 🧡💚💙 A global community of film lovers. Share your taste in movies via our free apps for iOS, Android, Apple TV, and on the web. https://letterboxd.com
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social jewelry maker/artist dm for interest
leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social She/her
Tired socialist mom in central Pa, trying not to be an asshole and not to raise any.
I'm just some lady talking literally don't worry about it.
Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social I'm just this guy, you know? Late-stage GenX. Ask me about my special interest. Detroiter by choice, Slav by the grace of God.
He/Him
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
my uncle jeremy licks is in the icu @jon-snow-420.bsky.social tramp stamp of a ouija board
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Liam @ GamingOnLinux @gamingonlinux.com News + Opinions. UK based. One person mostly.
Support on Patreon: http://patreon.com/gamingonlinux
https://www.gamingonlinux.com (official account).
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nora @downtownkitty.com 
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they/them
✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay the sea hates a coward
they/he
demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip 🔪🩸I am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men. Accidental performance artist. Earth’s only Fully Digital Ghost. Call me Vidal or Cilice. U wish u knew my real name. host, lowerpylon.club She/her🇱🇧 Yr one cishet friend. linktr.ee/regretagarbo
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
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She/Her, 30
Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
http://nohomework.website with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron
remember the law pods? those were fun.
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social "the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point, however, is to change it"
its hard out here for a soulful white boy (im comfortable in my cis/hetness call me any pronouns idgaf)👈👈😎 im just here to vibe with the homies 😎👉👉 MDNI
love & barley 🐸 @loveandbarley.bsky.social Draining the sake cask -behold a gallon flower vase |
barley (he/him) dad
I post about critters and nature, food, mushrooms, etc. ty for wearing a mask 😷, reconsider if you don't.
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
i bought spirit airlines @makeitsnow.bsky.social please forgive me. i havn’t run an airline before
Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social Sociopolitical malcontent. Chinese lit sometimes. 我的名字是一个问号。
NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social "Every day I have to marvel at what the billionaires and Fox News pulled off. They got working whites to hate the very people that want them to have more pay, clean air, water, free healthcare and the power to fight back against big banks & big corps."
? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social Stop following me
(alt account for someone I can’t say who)
Reading list: https://aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Beginner-Reading-List-and-other-things-1dafadbcba7546418d8b20cee6512131
W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social Assistant Professor. Movie enjoyer. Animal lover.
@comrademuppet.bsky.social @comrademuppet.bsky.social They can pry my profile from my cold, dead hands
Rep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social All Power to the Soviets
it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken and torrent. 40 or something like it. acab.
Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🦋🦋🦋🦋 @amerrill2.bsky.social I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social dilettante
tremendous content enthusiast @wuhanclams.bsky.social Free Palestine. Ban cars. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Fuck the troops.
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♡ @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social trill 'em with kindness
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J.R. @jrbolt.bsky.social J.R. Bolt was an experiment in communal living. In April 2026, it was demolished and replaced by high-rise luxury condominiums.
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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☭
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radfem
https://www.wattpad.com/user/shiningangelx
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Lunch sketch $30.
comment and DM to purchase.
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intersex trans woman
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https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
Joe Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad TV comedy writer
EN/FR
J'aime Montréal
RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social Rogue tankie anthropologist. (he/him)
Abolish private property is where the left starts. Trans lib or death.
Communists have solutions but you're not going to like them. But we have solutions.
Some follows are for research purposes. You're cool though. 
jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social 5’3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance 🦕❤️🦖
where to find me in the afterlife: jtierney.net
JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social i've got style, miles and miles | researcher for the podcast ‘blank check’ | writer for 'check book,' the ‘blank check’ newsletter, and elsewhere sometimes | phd in movies from the university of wisconsin-madison
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online welp
America's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him