The Needling @theneedling.com Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
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Survivor @officialsurvivor.bsky.social The official Bluesky for #Survivor50. Light Your Torch every Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS and Paramount+
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
Read more of my stuff on Medium: medium.com/@ami.berger
Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Mary C @maryocarolan.bsky.social The Chief Brody of wasps. Cat herder. Buzzkill.
Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com staff writer, @newrepublic.com // author, A WOMAN IS AGAINST THE LAW (2KTK, @littlebrown.bsky.social) + PLAYING THE WHORE (Verso)
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» melissa@melissagira.com
» tips (encrypted): melissagira.01 on Signal
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Vania @dawookie.bsky.social - On a mission to make #Enlightenment accessible
- Ask me about the global-emotional system. If your intuition led you here and your intention is to be taught, I'm here to teach you.
- Love wins for evolutionary reasons when the mind understands itself.
gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social stop your cryin' it's alright
texas culture reporter for @chron.com
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social i'm cliffy
🏳️⚧️ he/him, rodent liker, dinosaur appreciator, eggbug forever in our hearts
avatar by @dochackenbush.bsky.social
CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com We are a rebel alliance—a decentralized network pledged to anonymous collective action—a breakout from the prisons of our age. We strive to reinvent our lives and world according to the principles of self-determination and mutual aid. 🏴
crimethinc.com
Bolts @boltsmag.org A publication that covers the nuts and bolts of political change: Boltsmag.org
IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social "Infamous, teflon-coated shitposter." "Dishonest, despicable raging c*unt." "That typical online trans."
Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social Professor of Sociology, Dartmouth;views my own. Author, 'Capital w/out Borders' https://shorturl.at/bGsLB and 'Offshore' https://shorturl.at/rTacl; words
@washingtonpost.com, @nytimes.com, the Atlantic & the Guardian.
All at brookeharrington.com
The Christian Left @the-christian-left.bsky.social Open fellowship of Christian Progressives and their allies.
Active for 16 years. Linktree Page Below:
linktr.ee/the_christian_left
Tired, leaky brain. @columbojones2.bsky.social Passionate about nearly everything. Supporting everything except hateful sociopaths.
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
join https://patreon.com/drewtoothpaste and i'll email you my comics every day
Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social narrative director at Firaxis. emergent/systemic storytelling. nominated for awards and things. lit PhD. awful at Greek. cannot overstate the degree to which this is a personal account
Andrew Janjigian @wordloaf.org bread-pilled
he/him
'Breaducation: The Science and Practice of Bread Baking,' for Ten Speed Press (November 2026, preorders open now!)
Recipe?: newsletter.wordloaf.org
Shop: shop.wordloaf.org
Two wheels good
Our fair city
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social Disabled & chronically ill writer. Former theatre critic. Clean air is a human right & vulnerable people aren’t expendable. Covid is airborne 😷
https://www.disabledginger.com
A redheaded snippet who loves Sondheim. Once fainted into Hugh Jackman.
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay idle vaporings of a mind diseased🏳️⚧️
she // queens🔄chicago
Themistocles’ Wall🧑🏻🦽👩🏽🦯➡️🧏🏿♂️ @themistocleswall.bsky.social Resisting dictatorship is the disciplined thing to do (eg Helen Keller, FDR, Judy Heumann, Fannie Hamer, Tom Edison,Temple Grandin, Geraldine Lawhorn, Benjamin Lay, Wilma Mankiller, Brad Lomax, Carrie Lucas, John Wes Powell, Elizabeth Suggs, Stevie Wonder)
Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians) @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app Solo parent raising a brave autistic child, defends fare-evaders and beaters. defund the police. STFU about Chicago. Medicare 4 All is my single vote issue. WESTSIIIIIIDE!!! Go #B1GCats! She/her, M.A.
“Care work IS justice work.” - @whatashrinkthinks.com
Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social 🇯🇲🇺🇸 📍D.C. native ➡️ DFW ➡️ ATL
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame 
Unkle🏳️🌈Hunk @hunktz.myatproto.social 📍Chicago
Short bear, ND, married, Xennial, often NSFW
FUCK ICE
No TERFS or FASCISTS
eric shamow @botmatrix.myatproto.social Engineering leadership, usually. People over technology, always
I used to be @eshamow on the Twitters
married to someone smarter than me
they/them
Dr Delyth Badder @folklorewales.com Welsh folklorist • Author • Honorary Research Fellow, Amgueddfa Cymru • Antiquarian book collector • Rheibio'n Gymraeg • The Folklore of Wales: Ghosts (2023) • Represented by jonathanclowes.co.uk
folklorewales.com
The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social a weekly publication spilling the juice on modern motherhood. Bluesky managed by @ozymomdias.bsky.social
http://the-pom.com
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
Paul Cady @paulcady.bsky.social I am a podcaster and writer. Noam Chomsky is slightly to the right of me. My links are at eardstepa.com I do not respond to DMs. I'm in a relationship, not looking.
KayDee1968 @kaydee1968.bsky.social 🇨🇦Proud Canuck, Liberal to the bone, potterer about in kitchens, owned by 2 cats, cryptic crossword fiend (I ax ape’s soul, that’s how I like it (11))
Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social Human first, comedian second.
Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates
post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
Dripped Out Trade Unionists @uniondrip.bsky.social Unions for all
working on my wife's Assembly race - https://www.jackie4assembly.com
Karla Monterroso @karlaliliana.bsky.social Part chaplain, part cross-pollinator, part coach, part builder. Multiracial multicultural institution dreamer. Brava pero vulnerable.
www.bravaleaders.com
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Ayyy @aydeesubaru.bsky.social Social worker, mom, Texan. Opinions are my own. 🏳️🌈
Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov Proudly serving the Massachusetts 7th.
https://linktr.ee/rep.pressley
cassie willson @cassiewillson.bsky.social girl from internet
https://linktr.ee/casstherockwillson
Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com Brief elaboration of a tube.
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Nicholas [redacted] @borninawar.bsky.social I’m here to serve.
Fuck fascists forever.
I have friends everywhere.
lyndsay @magpie.tips I'm Lyndsay. Bird photography & dogs. I love the LA river. Canadian posting from Snuneymuxw territory. She/her
✨ TERFs log off ✨
Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones.bsky.social State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors' prayers.
Infinite Women @infinite-women.com Allison Tyra: Creator of a database of 10,000+ women's biographies, author of Uncredited: Women's Overlooked, Misattributed & Stolen Work and The View from the Hill (infinite-women.com/books), cat lady, AuDHD. She/her
www.infinite-women.com
Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social NYT opinion writer, Slate Money co-host, Dem messaging consultant, former EIC The New York Observer, Dealbreaker founder and Gawker founding editor. Brooklyn via Bama. Rednexican. Striver with no chill.
https://linktr.ee/elizabethspiers
Joel Back @joelbad.bsky.social 
Sword Girl Posting @swordgirl.bsky.social 
Mr. Antifascism @mrantifascism.bsky.social 19 | He/Him | Antifascist advocate | Democratic Socialist | Support me on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/mrantifascism
SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social APPALACHIAN, cat/dog foster/rescue, she/her, audhd
✨trans rights are human rights✨M4ALL|kids rights| Fever 🏀
POPULAR FRONT @popularfront.co 🔥 Live from the frontlines
www.popularfront.co
Jake Hanrahan @hanrahan.tv Journalist and filmmaker. Anti-censorship.
Popular Front / Away Days / Gargoyle
www.jakehanrahan.com
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social contributing editor at Wired // contributing writer at NYT opinion // making trouble at ■■■■■■■■ // https://signal.me/#eu/3aA6cspNTXUEOtEYwaK6KOFIw8nf-7G1jQBd3MRqrDeUvZxfzp5Py61cKq4GbcNg
Fall of Civilizations Podcast @fallofcivilizations.com A history podcast by @PaulMMCooper.com looking at a different collapsed society each episode.
fallofcivilizationspodcast.com
Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com Psychologist, author, speaker. ADHD, autism, trauma. #ActuallyADHD, #ActuallyAutistic. Also cats. I like to think I'm funny. Beautiful middle-aged freak.
She/her
Best friend of @cmiriam.bsky.social
www.resiliencymentalhealth.com
Erin K. Maher @erinkmaher.bsky.social Academic copyeditor, line editor, and indexer in the arts and humanities. She/her/Dr. It's pronounced "mar."
Tim @teejaykay.bsky.social Science, skepticism, politics, tennis, crosswords, and food.
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone botmaker, jeweler, queer, kobold, glass wizard, husband haver, capitalism hater. they/them ze/hir https://nora.jewelry/ https://nora.zone/ @nora@blob.love on fedi. see @infinitescream.bsky.social if you want to see my posts (rude). shop is closed
Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com Always fighting for the people.
Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her.
107 Days, my behind-the-scenes account of the shortest campaign in history, is available now at https://kamalaharris.link/107Days.
Andrew [Retired from Sad] @athomashemlock.bsky.social You guys want a drink or something. I think I have diet coke and lemonade and maybe some coffee from this morning.
He/him.
Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social Chair of the Democratic National Committee | Proud Minnesotan
Ryan Hall, Y’all @rhyall.bsky.social Digital Meteorologist | Severe Weather Broadcaster | The Internet's Weather Man |
Rewire News Group @rewirenewsgroup.com Expert repro journalism that inspires. Home of @AngryBlackLady.blacksky.app Chronicles, Baby Boom! Lawyered and The Fallout 📧
https://linkin.bio/rewirenewsgroup
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social National voting rights correspondent Mother Jones. Author of Minority Rule: The Right-Wing Attack on the Will of the People—and the Fight to Resist It and Give Us the Ballot: The Modern Struggle for Voting Rights in America https://www.aribermanauthor.com/
Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO VANQUISH YOUR ENEMIES. I WILL HELP. (by @nora.zone, icon by Delapouite at https://game-icons.net)
Michael Chill-bon @thebeachdad.bsky.social Admirer of shiny stones and good sticks
⚜️not so fancy pants @fancypants723.bsky.social Animal lover, lover of books, lover of music and a Swiftie, Ragin Cajun alum and fan, Pelicans and Saints fan. Loves New Orleans. Avid reader when I can. Disabled. Recent ACDF. Chronic Pain, #Disability and Chronic Illness.
Smart Bitches @smartbitches.bsky.social I'm Sarah from Smart Bitches, and I like Trashy Books | Daily SBTB email: http://bit.ly/SBTB-feed | Reviews, Cover Snark, & Recs: http://sb-tb.com |
Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social "Zeitgeistprofessor". Cultural history, gender research at Stanford. Books: WHAT TECH CALLS THINKING (2020); THE CANCEL CULTURE PANIC (2024). WHAT TECH CALLS GOVERNING and PROJECT 1933 (2026). Pod: In Bed With the Right. Newsletter: adriandaub.substack.com
T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.
(@greg_doucette on ExTwitter)
Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social She/Her 🍉
Bsky is my spam acct basically
Mary Sue @marysuesays.bsky.social Angry, yelly, soccer fan and socialist living in Downtown PDX. My apartment looks like a frat house that is very into fiber arts.
She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
Carly J Dubois 🦋 @carlyjdubois.com Words at newspapers and magazines. Prior editing paychecks from CBS, The Athletic, and The New York Times. How people use a language is what the language is. FFS, check voter registration status regularly! She/her. Be kind.
ⓘ user is severely damaged
kamilla @kamilla.ca 🏝️ survivor 48 & 50
capital G garbage
engineer @discord.com
alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social founder, Civil Rights Corps
civil rights lawyer
author of usual cruelty (2019) and
copaganda (2025)
any views expressed here are my own, and not those of civil rights corps
Tom Mullaney @tommullaney.bsky.social Tom Mullaney (he/him) teaches high school Social Studies in the Philadelphia suburbs.
🌐 tommullaney.com
📰 criticalinkling.com
No Bitcoin, Crypto, or AI hype.
glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social My name is Scarlett and I love you.
$delightedbd of you are feeling generous
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social History's most successful legal podcaster, co-host of 5-4 pod. He/Him @fivefourpod.bsky.social
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social Big Honking Dyke
Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com Author of bestselling sexy book as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Book Stuff: https://linktr.ee/kitrocha Enable Chaos: https://amzn.to/4gCqcOD
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com anarchist warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN. don't be a dick.
https://golikehellmachine.com
https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social American-Canadian fantasy author, fashion historian, medievalist, Arthurian, gardener, perfume nerd 🌺 ADHD, she/they, queer 🏳️🌈 👑 | rep: Stacey Graham | My Books --> https://bit.ly/m/nataniabarron
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social Filmmaker (WHAT LIES WEST) and formerly a little Twitter famous. Married to @sean-a-tiger.bsky.social, writes with @nicksinnott.com
KelleWatts (She/her/ella) @kellewatts.bsky.social I like bird dogs, bicycles, and singing.
Grace Lavery @gracelavery.bsky.social ❤️🩹🥝🩺🧨🫀 tr*nny dianny / / / surplus scholar 📚🎥🛍🪗🧻
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