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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social Hi I’m Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and lgbtq history to conservative men. (They hate it!)
Mr. Sunday Night @birdrespecter.bsky.social Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
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onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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Kill The Computer @killthecomputer.com Kill The Computer is a show by Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world
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Two best friends started making content and others joined them, a breakdown. #JakeSucks
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social Journalist/Writer at https://firewalledmedia.com. Past bylines: Rolling Stone, Politico, TNR, The Nation, Slate, etc. Does not work for ICE
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net I post long threads. Writer (sf novels, etc); blogger (pluralistic.net); activist (eff.org). Latest book: "The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI" Buy my books (DRM-free!) at craphound.com/shop.
Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social Comedian, Podcaster & Record Label Owner. DIY Socialist Ska Kid & 12 Foot Skeleton/Dog Mom. Enjoy the slop, piggies!
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
Edzer Pebesma @edzer.bsky.social Spatial data science languages, open science, R foundation, upright bass
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R Consortium @rconsortium.bsky.social The central mission of the R Consortium is to support to the R Foundation and key organizations developing, maintaining, distributing R software through the identification, development and implementation of infrastructure projects.
Charles Firth @charlesfirth.bsky.social Optics, Wankernomics, The Chaser
Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org We're the Electronic Frontier Foundation. We're a nonprofit that fights for your privacy and free speech online. Find all of EFF's social media accounts at eff.org/social.
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Slicing Up Eyeballs @slicingupeyeballs.com Legacy of '80s college rock, alternative, indie | Host of Sirius XM's 'Dark Wave' — 10 p.m.-1 a.m. EST Sundays on 1st Wave (Ch. 33) | slicingupeyeballs.com
Fitz and The Tantrums @fattofficial.bsky.social Our new album, Man On The Moon is out now 💫
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social Anarchist. Host of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff. Co-owner of Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness. Latest book is The Immortal Choir Holds Every Voice. she/they
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social Sci fi and Fantasy Author. Holocaust and Genocide Historian. Host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social
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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social Would love to get a run in.
Garrick Aden-Buie @grrrck.xyz r + python + data + web things. team shiny at posit (rstudio). open source all the things
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https://github.com/gadenbuie
Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social Hello👍Bluesky
happy to be here!
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FYI👋I zombied IG👎
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Correspondent on the Daily Show. Standup Comic & Emmy-nominated writer. Listen to the Josh Johnson Show podcast on Spotify + Apple
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social “Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card!” - Arthur Read
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix)
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Steve Agee @steveagee.bsky.social sometimes I act, sometimes I have sciatica
Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper.bsky.social Behind the desk and into the fray with The Daily Show.
officialjordanklepper.com
Thomas Lennon @thomaslennon.bsky.social New Boot Goofin guy. Bestselling author. https://ronanboyle.abrams.link/
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Carisa Hendrix @carisahendrix.bsky.social #Magician & #comedy entertainer best known for being a "friend of" Lucy Darling. Catch me live on tour, scheduled on the website.
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Typst @typst.app The new foundation for documents: Limitless power to write, create, and automate anything that you can fit on a page.
The Random Sample @therandomsample.bsky.social A podcast that takes you inside the mathematical and data sciences and introduces you to some of the people involved, explores the work they’re doing, and shows the impact it’s having.
Matt Ashby @mattashby.com I help people use data to reduce crime. Associate Professor, Crime Science, UCL. Former police officer.
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Woke AF. Ban assault weapons.
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DC Rainmaker @dcrainmaker.com I write about sports tech and endurance sports. I also put together some pretty detailed product reviews along the way...stop by the site to check it out. Once DC, then Paris, Amsterdam, and now Mallorca.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social Actor/comedian/writer in Toronto. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, The Toronto Star, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her clareblackwood@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlackwoodComedy
Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social "End Times Fascism" book coming September 2026.
Doppelganger. This Changes Everything. The Shock Doctrine. No Logo. On Fire.
UBC Professor of Climate Justice.
🔗 https://linktr.ee/naomiklein
@markcritch.bsky.social @markcritch.bsky.social Best selling author, comedian. 22 Minutes on CBC and Son of A Critch on CBC and Netflix USA
Dr. Albert Rapp @albertrapp.bsky.social Building data solutions at work, sharing R knowledge after hours.
Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social Professor of health law and science policy, author, speaker, and commentator. #ScienceUpFirst
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social Excited to announce A NEW LIVE TOUR!
The End of The World According to Jonathan Pie
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social Still waiting for the Great Leap Forward
Leopards Ate My Face @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social never thought leopards would eat MY face!
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social Someone on Twitter ordered the Merlot. So here I am.
David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co Social science and other distractions. Old posts get deleted pretty quick.
https://kieranhealy.org /
https://theordinalsociety.com
Pat Schloss @patschloss.bsky.social Papa to 9 microbes, mackerel snapper, shepherd, master of sucking. I want to help you learn the skills you'll need to succeed in science. 
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
Hamilton Spectator @thespec1846.bsky.social Daily newspaper and web site (www.thespec.com) covering the Hamilton, Ont., area. Part of Metroland Media. #HamOnt Sign up for newsletters and alerts, download our app. News tip? Email news@thespec.com
Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social Comedian, writer,
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social Grammy award winning idiot.
God @skeetofgod.bsky.social Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social Whose Line, Whose Live, Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops Film Club, Nightmare Before Christmas
New Album KIDDING. BUT STILL. https://lnk.to/kiddingbutstill
Joey Coleman @joeycoleman.ca Hamiltonian, publisher of http://thepublicrecord.ca
I cover Hamilton City Hall with reader support.
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Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow – No trackers, no a… @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy 🌉 bridged from 🌐 https://pluralistic.net/: https://fed.brid.gy/web/pluralistic.net
Peter EJ Kemp @peterejkemp.bsky.social Senior Lecturer KCL; @scaricomp; education stats; PISA; digital media research; @3Dami; wikibooks; ex TeachFirst (05); Dr, but not one who could fix your knee
Brenden @beesm.bsky.social #rstats & public health
brendenmsmith.com
Chuck D @chuckdpe.bsky.social RapARTivist GET OUR Culture APPS at RsTVapp.com RapCentralStation.net
George Hahn @georgehahn.com Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
Brittlestar @brittlestar.com Social Media Darling. International Bestselling Author. Occasionally funny. Brittlestar.com
Lisa @lisab0923.bsky.social Politics, commentary, coiner of ‘alt wrong’ because they are never right.
Politics Is Broken - every Sunday
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Rachael Dempsey @rachaeldempsey.bsky.social Head of Customer Marketing @ Posit PBC & Host of the Data Science Hangout
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Charlotte Wickham @cwick.co.nz Developer Educator at Posit, spreading the word on quarto.org
Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social Comedian. The Field Trip and They're Coming to Get You podcasts. It’s satire.
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV.
Debut book out NOW. Bury me in Alabama. FAMU Forever.
Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky.social Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com Black Monday|The League|Human Giant| NTSF:SD:SUV::
“Joyful Recollections of Trauma” is a NYT Bestseller & 2024 Vulture Book of the Year
Watch Dark Web on Yt
Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled
https://linktr.ee/PAULSCHEER
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
AERA @aeraedresearch.bsky.social Official account of American Educational Research Association, a national interdisciplinary research association for ~25K+ scholars who undertake #edresearch.
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net Engineer at Posit, technical lead for quarto.org
Touching grass by learning Brazilian music. feet in Minneapolis, heart in some random Brazil beach town I don't even know yet
On hiatus because 2026. DMs open but do please try to be normal out there
Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.
TizzyEnt @tizzyent.bsky.social Father, filmmaker, fisherman, prostidude
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
The Cure @thecure.com THE CURE FORMED IN CRAWLEY, SUSSEX, ENGLAND. PLAYED ITS FIRST SHOW IN 1978.
Official account for The Cure / @robert.thecure.com
tj mahr 🤘 @tjmahr.com data scientist studying how kids learn to speak, dad, jump roper, bayesian, husband to @amandawalrus.bsky.social, tjmahr.com, Madison, WI
The R Foundation @r-foundation.bsky.social Not for profit organization founded by the R Core Team to provide support for the R project. A reference point for interaction with the R development community.
Our World in Data @ourworldindata.org Our World in Data is a free, nonprofit website with a mission to increase understanding of the world’s largest problems and drive informed action to solve them. Based out of Oxford University (@ox.ac.uk), founded by @maxroser.bsky.social.