elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog a guy with a poodle and a blog. philly sports fan. jew-ish.
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ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social Writer. Featured in Rolling Stone, WIRED, NBC News and elsewhere. I write about politics, tech and society.
Words: madness.ghost.io
Video: youtube.com/@readmadness
Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social 
Marc Michaud @marcmichaud.bsky.social Artist/writer, screen printer. Creator of ARC29, soft, optimistic, slice of life sci fi comic and one half of HΩME; a shared universe series with my offline brother.
Long-form, serialized comics for discerning readers. NO AI
homecomics.ca
he/him
Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
Olamide Olaniyan @olapalooza.bsky.social editing @thetyee.ca, he/him, email: oolaniyan@thetyee.ca
Kelsea Bond 🌹 @kelseabondatl.bsky.social Democratic Socialist. Atlanta City Councilmember. Fighting for an Atlanta for the 99%. 🧱🚊🌱🌹 (They/them)
Personal account!
Michael C. Maronna @mcmaronna.bsky.social SAG/AFTRA, Equity, Locals 52 IATSE
Sibling, Sire, Son, Spouse
Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social Opinions are not my own. Send help!
Just my posts (no reposts):
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My top posts:
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social be excellent to each other
he/him
Congresswoman Sarah McBride @mcbride.house.gov Delaware's Congresswoman.
Congresswoman Sarah McBride and her congressional staff use this page to share news & services relevant to Delaware. This is her official government Bluesky page.
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social Words and numbers are of equal value, for, in the cloak of knowledge, one is warp and the other woof. It is no more important to count the sands than it is to name the stars.
—
To read all its wit and wisdom, get a copy from a local bookstore or library.
DR Gator 🐊 🏈 📽 📖 @drgator.bsky.social Cinema, Gators Football, Comic Book Fan, Avid reader.
“I know life is short, whatever time you get is luck.”
I Think You Should Quote Me 💦🥩 @ithinkyoushouldquote.me Official account for the ITYSL Quote Database/Soundboard/Meme Maker and Detroiters Quotes with Chump of the Week.
https://ithinkyoushouldquote.me
https://detroitersquotes.com
Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social civil rights lawyer, exhausted
DM for Signal info
Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 41
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social universally beloved author
www.danozzi.com
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social 43, Divorced loser. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss
Bones 💦🥩 @thealmightybones.bsky.social QA Lead @HiddenVariable Studios
I like video games and baseball. Go Dodgers!
Wishlist Spellomancer! https://bit.ly/4jfQB3p
Late Night with Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social Official Bluesky handle for Late Night with Seth Meyers, weeknights at 12:35/11:35c on NBC. Streaming on Peacock now.
Reductress @reductress.bsky.social The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social Co-Creator of HALT AND CATCH FIRE.
Showrunner of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER, full season now on AMC+ and SHUDDER.
LANTERNS Season 2.
And I write comic books.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social Your least favourite person's least favourite award-winning journalist✨
Follow for short-form videos on issues that matter! 💅
SUBSCRIBE: rachelgilmore.substack.com/
https://linktr.ee/rachel_gilmore
Emily @emilyonhere.gay lmfaoing my ass off
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social NFL analyst at ESPN.
Brian Schatz @schatz.bsky.social United States Senator for Hawaii. Climate hawk. Chief Deputy Whip. 
Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social NPR White House correspondent. National Murrow Award Winner. Former Vox, USN&WR. Tariff explainer. Masculinity politics expert. Native Iowan. Jesus freak. Real piece of work.
daniellekurtzleben.substack.com
Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com Artist whose mediums include film, tv, and soda. www.StillersSoda.com
Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social Artist, photographer
ATX
kicketh out thee jammes matriarch-fornicators!
https://linktr.ee/artofcoop
Photo account: https://bsky.app/profile/photosbycoop.bsky.social
chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Justin @shanksponywv.bsky.social 
JMRP @tablesaremycorn.bsky.social Not enough people realize that this isn't Red vs Blue. It's ALL of us against the obscenely rich few.
Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social Liberal, Montanan. Subscribe to Paine-Wollstonecraft-Douglass-George thought, Bolivar-Juarez-Nkomo-Zelenskyy praxis 
Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.
LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com The Greatest Trivia League in All the Land
Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social The most underground artist
songs found here: https://michaelgormly.bandcamp.com/
Netflix @netflix.com One Last Time
ConcertsHub @concertshub.bsky.social Concert videos of indie, punk, alternative & emo (mostly) bands & artists in Boston (mostly) that I actually went to. YouTube channel has 6,500+ full song videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyvM2pui-AIrtogIEv4qNmQ?sub_confirmation=1
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
ITYSL Dexter @itysl-dexter.bsky.social Thought this pen was a little knife. Like a little dagger.
I will probably post some minor spoilers and slightly graphic images. Bad stuff will be labeled appropriately!
Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social COINTELPRO Summer Intern
Isa Chandra Moskowitz @isachandra.bsky.social Born growing out my bangs✂️
Wrote some vegan cookbooks🍝
Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@dieharleyjarvis.bsky.social @dieharleyjarvis.bsky.social 
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m
https://breakgsmsilence.com/
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
FROVO @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Buy me books and tell me I’m (pretty) funny: buymeacoffee.com/Beaveinflow
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
*see timeline for relevant stalking info
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
bacon popsicle 🥔 @gupton68.bsky.social even graveyards grow flowers
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
Jin @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os