Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Flipturns ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ท ๐ฆ @flipturns.bsky.social ๐โโ๏ธ swim teacher , ๐ animal care tech, ๐ธ musician/music therapist, ๐ง mental health tech, science &k elementary Ed. I care about people, animals, and the environment. Dealing with genetic diseases. I refuse to let them still me. ๐ JUST KEEP SWIMMING ๐โโ๏ธ
Mehtis @mehtis.bsky.social Cat servant ๐ฑ
I play games ๐ฎ
Watch movies ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lunch train conductor ๐
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๐จVincent Van Bro @vincentvanbro.bsky.social Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
Snooker the Wonder Pom! @lisapom.bsky.social Come for the politics, stay for the dog. ๐๐บ๐ธ Snooker is a sport dog agility champion. He is smart, snarky, believes in equality, playing, green energy, science, gardening and Blue causes. Follow us!
#Pomeranian #Wisconsin #DogAgility #Science #DogsOfBsky
BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social Iโm not really a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Pout Mask Replica ๐๐ฆ๐บ @cicerofgrey.bsky.social Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
๐๐ป๐พ๐ฃ
๐ฆ๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Del Winters @del.winters.rodeo The aroma of Coca-Cola, melted M&M's, and stale popcorn marinating in a movie theater trash can.
mid.winters.rodeo
moviejawn.com contributor, Philly resident
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐ฅง๐ผ๐ @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Quinn Leone @quinnleone.bsky.social โฏ๏ธ โขCrime Syndicate (backed by Billionaire Class) has
infiltrated USA Government
โขVote Democratic Always - at every level - No Matter Who, To Remove This Regime
๐ฟ๐พ๐ผ๐๐บ๐พโ๏ธ๐๐ต
โขNature โขPhotography
โขSocial Psychology โฎ๏ธ
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
sophia โฅ๏ธ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her โข 33 โข deeply unserious ๐ซถ
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloneyโข๏ธ
Julia Brunet @julzcaz.bsky.social MIA, FL
Mom/Writer/Podcaster/Etc
@funnymedicinepodcast host
*Works are my own and rights reserved*
PUBLISHED: Seeds from the Moon-see
Venmo JulzCB
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social trigger warning
Shadoe Stevens To Block @nikimarinis.bsky.social Circle Gets The Square!
Writer. Comedian. Weird Girl. Neโer-do-well.
The Dude/Her Dudeness/Duder/El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social SSRI-fueled and snack-deprived. Adtech nerd.
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye โย don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
@marla1.bsky.social @marla1.bsky.social โMother mother, thereโs too many of you cryingโ. My body my choice. I love my country. Defend democracy. Donโt obey in advance.
Mabs A'Mabbin @mabsamabbin.bsky.social I don't know half of you half as well as I should like...๐คช
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social #ComposureEconomy
Pull up a chair.
If the world feels strange, you're not crazy โ you're just paying attention.
Real. Fabulous. Not flawless. Intentional.
https://www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman
(Yes, that Avon link is real.)
Worth Noting @worthnoting.bsky.social Boots on the Ground Advocate/Activist for Freedom, Equality, HumanRights and Empowerment for decades over half a century.
Disaster Response Volunteer. #DisasterAssistTeam #DAT
Passionate about Creativity! Writing,Dance,Music,Woodworking,Puppetry,DIY,etc
FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If your skyline is 99% politics, Iโm probably not going to follow you.
ฤดแตแตโฑ โ๏ธ ลแตแตแตโฑแต @gravityx11.bsky.social ๐ธลฆฦฮโฌ ลฆลฮVโฌลโฌล๐ฝ
๐ธ ฮโฌฮโฌ โฌะลฆลฮรลฤฦลฮฦลโฌ ๐ป
๐ ฮฒลแปฎโฌ ๐ ลดฮVโฌ ๐
๐๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ โก๏ธ๐ฆ https://x.com/GravityX11?t=Jz2EpqjWqB9MSyHKhy3ZDA&s=09
Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social Anti-apocalyptic vibes only. Avid ALT-text editor. Oxford comma enthusiast. Woke AF. She/her. #WhoDat
Elly Space ๐ตโฎ @ellyspace.bsky.social Singer/Songwriter. Get ready to be blown away by stunning visuals and catchy tunes. โค๏ธ๐ฅ #EllySpace #Music #musicvideos #originalmusic ๐ต
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/3qwNFnG โค๏ธ๐ค
YouTube: http://youtube.com/ellyspace ๐
Amelia Patterson L.M.T. @apattersonmassage.bsky.social HSG Therapies owner, Massage therapist, writer/poet, gamer, wife, cat mom, AuDHD, yarn crafter, hug addict
Brown Skin Girlโจ๏ธ @jdeyonna81.bsky.social My favorite conversations are inappropriate ones
sentiment bot @sentimentbot.bsky.social if i dont reply either i crashed or i hit a bug. ๐ฅฒ
this bot DOES NOT use AI and DOES NOT save posts. you can see the code for yourself below.
creator: @imlunahey.com
code: github.com/ImLunaHey/sentimentbot
Tobie @tobieonice.bsky.social NO KINGS!!!
#BlueResisters
Always Vote Blue ๐
Proud Mom of 2
Climate Change is Real
Adopt Don't Shop
BLM
Healthcare is a Human Right
MS SUCKS!
DM only with permission
Or you'll get blocked
Wendy W @ausduck.bsky.social Retired RN, love sci fi, cats, fierce advocate for vaccination and critical thinking.
Did I mention I love cats?
Currently providing opposable thumbs services for Sascha, Mr Tinker, Princess Leia, Harry, and Reba Doggo.
No DMs please.
James Kennedy @jameskennedy.bsky.social Musician, author & podcaster
Album : http://linktr.ee/makeanger
Book : http://linktr.ee/noisedamage
Podcast : http://linktr.ee/jameskennedypodcast
Official site: http://jameskennedyofficial.com
Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves
Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social Sometimes I am nice; sometimes I am kind.
Rarely both.
๐ซถ๐ป
Margaret @maggiemae46.bsky.social Lifelong Democrat, atheist, too old for bs, pro everybody living their truth, pro no longer dividing the human race by color. Detroit ๐โน๏ธ
Go Lions!!!
No DMโs.
Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social they/them
Autistic/ADHD
99% of my posts will be my cats ๐บ๐บ๐บ
Everyone deserves food, housing, and healthcare
โ
๏ธ comment/respond
๐ซ DM ... I will just ignore and/or block
Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player.
Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky ๐ป
30, he/him
Lee From Iowa @leephillipsiniowa.bsky.social Gay man living out and proud in Iowa.
๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ฆ
I #standwithUkraine
SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy
Genuine antique computer geek since 1982
We/They? โค๏ธMy WifeyBae
On the spectrum โ ADHD
My muse-'Meridith'
Steampunk & Trains
3D Art for fun
Science & Music
๐ทNo moseying or sashaying
KJHargan @khargan.bsky.social Author - The Last Elf of Lanis - Berand Torler - The Strange Journey of Ostigris - Magic and Mathematics - self published 14 novels - award winning poetry - song writer - musician
Let love be love.
Ghost of Yossarian @ghostofyossarian.bsky.social I like to fix things but some things can't be fixed.
Reader. Writer. Cook. Walker. Bird Watcher.
Lifelong Oregonian.
Call me a Liberal, Progressive or Democrat.
Foremost I am a critical thinker.
๐ซMAGAts, Porn, Crypto, DM's=Block
NO PROFILE/POSTS=NO FOLLOW
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ @subhana.bsky.social ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ, ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐. ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง'๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐จ'๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐.
@bella89113.bsky.social @bella89113.bsky.social Passionate Democrat, ready to stand up to MAGA, love dogs, GOODBYE X! Thank you for all the new follows! We stand together. ๐ซNo DMโs๐ซNo MAGAs โPorn!
Crisp @crispb.bsky.social Politics.
Sports- 49ers SFGiants SJSharks
Usually express my opinions with Seinfeld gifs
Top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnstaffcrp7p5gwzeqmrovf4/feed/top-skeets
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027!
https://www.jonathanedwarddurham.com
https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social I write poems.
Shows: https://brianbilston.com/events/
Books: https://brianbilston.com/books/
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com Comedian, allegedly. Latest special 'Woke in Progress' out now on ITVX: https://linktr.ee/AlistairBarrie
Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net Writer for books, comics, TV and games. Worked on Star Wars, Looney Tunes, LOTR, Disney, and more. Ella Upgraded, Hex Loader, Frankenstein Texas, Speccy Nation, Blondie, Terrahawks, and Minecraft. Currently : Thunderbirds!
Site: danwhitehead.net
Patrixmyth @patri.xyz The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue, @built.blue
Oisรญn McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social Over 30 years in commercial art and more than 20 as a published author โ mostly children's and young adult. No hope of ever getting a proper job. Lifelong nerd who's concerned about climate change. No AI slop wanted. He/Him. http://oisinmcgann.com/
Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja ๐ต๐ธ
Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social Labels:
โAdvanced Hater โHuge Tits
โLarge Jugs โTiny Penis โBot
โChillen โSMDH โENFJ โIBTC
โ๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
#coexist #resistents
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok
Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social Itโs all pop records and cats round here.
@putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social Women who have been lied to, deceived and undervalued are dangerous.
Watch out MAGA.
I am so WOKE I can't sleep.
#Resist
Libra woman, but sometimes my scales don't balance.โ๏ธ
ALSO A PHUCKING BITCH
๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
NO PORN๐คฌ
NO DM's
Lee Harvey (non-Oswald) @valleyguitarist.bsky.social Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
Almost certainly joking
Bipolar opposite, probably on the non Captain Scarlet spectrum
Don't use AI
Love music, hate Spotify
Trans rights
59 Bassman please
Solo musics:
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
Susie Madrak ฮฉ @susiemadrak.bsky.social Art school dropout, former journalist, and one of the original political bloggers. Yellow dog Democrat, Philly born and raised. Blogs at CrooksandLiars.com and Suburban Guerrilla @ www.susiemadrak.com
Path ๐ @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Quackery Detector @quackdetector.bsky.social Twitter has become a cesspool of, among other things, quackery
https://x.com/quackdetector
โ @toxicjuicebox.com Mr. Dr. Prof. T. J. Box I (the first), Ph.D.
friends call me Toxic
Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social Are you tired of paying full price for robots?
โโโโ definitive edition nintendo switch 2 edition @deeb.bsky.social Part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
He/Him Lvl 41 *certified* cool dad & trophy hubby. Woke PNW native blabbing about retro games, JRPGs, Star Wars and 3D printing. Prone to shitposting, and sharing cat and bunny photos โพ๏ธ
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
los ๐ฆฆ @los-los.bsky.social here, I canโt see the eye rolls
recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
once liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. ๐ฆ๐บ
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
Muffin Top Momma ๐ช @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Pammy โจ๏ธ @pammyds.bsky.social INFJ ~ Life path 33 โค๏ธ
โ๏ธโ๐โโฌ๏ธโ 777 333 888 โจ
https://X.com/_Pammy_DS_
pammyds.website
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkkepgse5pejkhkrvstzeyji/feed/aaadyurnb44ls
Scotland ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโค๏ธ
Rodney Lacroix @rodlacroix.bsky.social Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts.
EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK
Tickle_b @tickle-b.bsky.social Blue dot in Mo, Democrat, ๐ซFascism, Senior Citizen Gamer, Prone to Sarcasm, Animal Lover Proud ๐ณ๏ธโ๐Ally, Mother of 4, Native Californian, Beatles 4Ever, Go Rams, Go Dodgers #MeidasMighty, #HomemadeJewelry, ๐ซNazis #BlueCrew ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ #NoDMโs #RebelAlliance
Cee @ctrlaltceedelete.bsky.social I'm working on my backwards walk
Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social Fraud-fighter and wannabe philanthropic entrepreneur. Help me?
Inclined to making terrible jokes.
https://twitter.com/mangetout and basically anywhere else I could get the handle.
Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social โThe world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.โ โPaul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com Your go-to page for daily dad jokes ๐จ๐คฃ
Governor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social Maryland's Governor. On a mission to #LeaveNoOneBehind.
@feedlists.bsky.social @feedlists.bsky.social 
LastDeadMouseโน๏ธ @guttersharp.bsky.social Tattooed liberal punk rocker, New England Democrat, SHARP. Gimme a beer and let me drive that f**king train! No thirst traps, bitconman or money managers wantedโฆwaste someone elseโs time. If you DM me ai will either block you or screw with you.
KelliCat @theageofpegasus.bsky.social I love learning and figuring things out. I do astrology and tarot cards, and am a flaming, left-wing astrologer. I create long, complex astrology reports at theageofpegasus.com. I want to help people be their strongest Selves so we can all fight harder.
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
๐ชทTheeTaboobooSFโข๏ธ๐ชท @tabooboosf.bsky.social RN 24 yrs, Mother, Immigrant, KHive, still with her, Jew, San Francisco, she/her
๐ฆ๐ท๐โก๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐โป๏ธ๐๐
Following me is a mistake ๐
๐ป
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:emigd2l2lqlw5ypeblaoc77o/feed/aaamnm7qb6vpu
slice @noahgrim.bsky.social impish man-cunt.
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social good luck, honey
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
Tim ๐จ๐ฆ @qwertying.bsky.social
โฅ๏ธ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
๐ Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
๐ My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
๐ซCrypto ๐ซOnlyfan ๐ซPorn
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. ๐ซถ๐ป
Elbows up ๐จ๐ฆ
๐ฆโโฌ๐ฐ ๐ชด๐๐
Started Aug 27/23
A Shot of Steveโข โก๏ธ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social Life long member of the Clitterati
๐ฆโ๏ธ
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4