Chris @chris-wanderandeat.bsky.social I really love pizza
and cookies
and camping.
business owner
OH! I’m also easily distracted
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social Vulgar woman
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaaiszx3ijgog
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b
Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u
minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social sentient blob.
skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social Here we go again. 🏴
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social 🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
🌯🏫 Prof. B Zen 🏫🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social *Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Viv @v.milcom.in Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
clam_daniel @spoon-fl5.bsky.social Sublime idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaakdiaqypw6q
Jaspor @jaspor.bsky.social Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar.
https://www.dmsguild.com/
Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social Pro sex workers
Anti mosquito
Liker of cheese
Englishman in Los Angeles
BBW Simon Anne Garfunkel @catenthusiast.bsky.social I love DP (Dolly Parton)
Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social 
MJ @morewithmj.bsky.social MOM | LAWYER | ENTREPRENEUR
always curious ∞ learning & explaining 👇
jokes, hot takes, habits, motherhood, hockey, the BILLS.
The Savage Garden @thesavagegarden.bsky.social I am here to connect on art, music, tropical plants, product management and AI.
🦳🏴☠️🔪🖤 | 🚫🍊💩🤡 | 🚫 Crypto beggars | 🚫 OF beggars
Chris A. @letseatnachos.bsky.social he/him • friendly neighborhood reply guy • video game player • progressive • dad • 15x half marathon runner • 1x full marathon runner • undiagnosed but we're all pretty sure
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Kate Bullock (she/her) @katebullockwrites.bsky.social Feral Harpy Gamer
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com Astrophysicist
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Mommy 8647 @kmcollado.bsky.social New Englander
Books
Mother and auntie
Fiber artist
Culinarian
🌈
Maine Coon Mom
c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social Molecular biologist from Texas, here to share my meanderings on nature, science, history, politics, and zombies. Long threads a specialty.
The Independent @the-independent.com News, comment and features from The Independent, the world's most free-thinking newspaper.
Norman Mailer-Daemon @normanmailerdaemon.bsky.social Not a man. Satire account. 👊🇺🇸🔥
In one very near timeline I am ripped, knife-wielding and homeless under a bridge in Atlanta. But in this one I am waking up in bed covered in chocolate.
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira
actor who writes & podcasts
roll tide
https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
physics.soc-ph @arxiv-soc-ph.bsky.social New submissions on arXiv physics.soc-ph (physics and society)
source: https://arxiv.org/rss/physics.soc-ph
maintained by @mchujyo.bsky.social
Paul @pillio.bsky.social The Voice
• Specializing in Voice Recordings
• Content Creator
• Certified Reply Guy
• Gamer
https://linktr.ee/pillio
Kelsey Brooks @kelsey-brooks.bsky.social Summit Chaser - Clean Energy Nerd - Extrovert - Advocate for Solo Adventure 
Christopher Allen @videoguychris.bsky.social Hi I’m VideoManChris™ | Race Editor/Archivist for #NASCAR | Opinions are my own | #RT is not an endorsement | #PokemonGO 2426 9013 7652 | #IG VideoManChris
Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social Your least favourite person's least favourite award-winning journalist✨
Follow for short-form videos on issues that matter! 💅
SUBSCRIBE: rachelgilmore.substack.com/
https://linktr.ee/rachel_gilmore
⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social having fun on my phone again :)
Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app Black AF. Queer AF. ✊🏾🏳️🌈
Community builder. #WeAllWeGot
Music lover. Book guy. Cat dad.
HR certified. HBCU-made.
Aries. 1906. ♈️🤙🏾🇧🇸
SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=73b3e0d9-b342-43e3-be62-938270295fe2
Fuck cancer.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg
Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social Absolute Idiot
https://bsky.app/search?author=crunkdriver.bsky.social
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social
Search link:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23fxxtlnt6ucvjb5rhbkpi6o/feed/aaalmevks3sty
Woody B @woodyb.bsky.social Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
Jeff Thompson 🇨🇦 💪- Be Good 💖 @jeffthompson48.bsky.social Television Writer/Producer. I do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. My name is Jeff and I AM A NASTY CANADIAN! 🍁 No MAGATS or Humorless Scolds Please.
Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social 54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Most liked:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3awc6f2orurtpccg3l2ayr4v/feed/aaaohph7amsxm
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
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