Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social 
mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social … but you can call me mrsomerton.
alt account, in case the regular one scares the mods too much
Ringo! @ringodog.bsky.social Stray Dog 🏳️🌈
Zaf @zafhorse.bsky.social Seattle | he/him | gay 🏳️🌈 | horse | Interested in Transformation, elastic, flattening, muscles, hyper, macro, vore, etc
Tofte @tofte.bsky.social Professor in Boston (posts do not represent my employer)
internet alpaca | he/they 🏳️🌈 ΘΔ demi, polyam, open
💜 @samael.gay 💜
pfp @berensreverie.bsky.social, banner @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
Ben Griffin @bengriffin06.bsky.social Historian and nerd who writes about pop culture and strategy. Author of Reagan’s War Stories: A Cold War Presidency. Stories we tell and enjoy matter. Imagined World Orders: Tom Clancy and US National Security forthcoming. Go Army!
Hill Woward @convolutedname.bsky.social Senior Fellow, Trenchant Analysis in Wrong Rock Studies, Oak Table LLC. he/him
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online The Wild West Begins Where Your Body Ends
mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social professional amateur/poaster's apprentice
if I bother you, tell me to go work on my book
no, i'm not Ellie Lockhart's kid
mrsomerton.substack.com
ArgellaStone @argellastone.bsky.social 
egg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social Director of the Institute for Ending the Cherry-Picking and Misinterpreting of FRED Charts on Bluesky.
“Bad jokes” - Sallah
I do legal and business stuff.
Senator Elissa Slotkin @slotkin.senate.gov U.S. Senator from the great state of Michigan. Working to boost the middle class, protect our country, our kids and our democracy. Former national security official.
Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social London-adjacent GIFer of things - wrestling fan, food obsessed, avid hiker.
Martial Law Abiding Citizen @martianmcfly.bsky.social Was once called a NATO chauvinist and it felt good.
First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social Rust Belt Wordcel, he/him
Altar Boy Emeritus, TurboLib, Anti-Populist, Civic Virtue Enthusiast
Also post about cat stuff, haunting melancholy songs, Midwestern baseball, videogames that are too hard for me. Sometimes I read books.
Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social Dad, husband, double hoo.
Previously - firefighter, medic, stroke researcher, remote medicine and foreign policy.
Opinions my own, especially when they're wrong. Reposts are not endorsements unless it’s woodworking, maybe beagle posts too.
Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social I do housing policy stuff and it’s ruining my life. CADA, SMUD, and SOE fanboy. House Sacramento’s most annoying member.
Urban Land Rent Foundation’s official letterboxd: boxd.it/cUU0R
Mark Dingman @mark-dingman.bsky.social Liberal democracy & the rule of law, science, clean energy.
Reformed hard rock exploration geologist.
Canadian living in Blighty & elsewhere.
Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social Founder & CEO of @standupforscience.net
Standupforscience.net substack.com/@sciencefightclub
PhD in Clinical Psychology
"Colette is brass knuckles...w/ spikes tipped in poison"
“Delusional broad”
"Lady Switchblade"
“Ditsy socialist liberal”
John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
vp @vptevo.bsky.social living in the crisis of confidence, 25, grad student, very bad at posting!
Notthedarkweb @notthedarkweb.bsky.social
High Priest of high liberalism. Toronto sports fan. "Radical Socialist" (Very much a political liberal). Mostly posts arcane exegesis.
Not that funny
Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com Jeopardy! champ. Waiting for Survivor to call me back. Writer. YouTuber. Podcaster. Mpromptu@gmail.com. (Send me story tips!) http://linktr.ee/HemantMehta
Articles at https://friendlyatheist.com
Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social Podcast host & writer. US & UK politics, philosophy, religion, & the odd food pics.
Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social Southmayd Prof @YaleLawSch + Philosophy @Yale. Ed, @LegalTheory + Stanford Encyclopedia of Phil. “Legality”, “The Internationalists” (with @oonahathaway), “Fancy Bear Goes Phishing.” Overuses “neurosymbolic”
Reuters @reuters.com 
Super Earth Citizen @funnythings.bsky.social yes and but why
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com
Clips made with SnapStream
Internet Hooligan...
Ray Baker @bigbabyray.bsky.social You wouldn't let a Pennsylvanian Post, Would you?
Reading City Councilman, District 4
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social Mexican-Cuban weirdo. Immigration paralegal. IANAL. Florida Gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong! he/him. Caffeine addict. 
Anna O. Law @unlawfulentries.bsky.social Kurz Chair in Constitutional Rights, CUNY Brooklyn College. Political scientist. Constitutional law & development, US migration(s) & citizenship law, legal history. ORDER my book: https://tinyurl.com/2sjcsupd Home cook, foodie.
Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social We are not required to finish the work, yet we are not free to abandon it.
gzt aka zoidberg @giziti.bsky.social hire me as a data scientist! PhD in Stats, recently ex Cisco. clustering, classification, #rstats. Personal: Eastern Orthodox, chess, Esperanto, battling cosmic evil. he/his, #BLM email: gzt at uchicago dot edu
i'm just bix @bix783.bsky.social https://colorado-wildlife.ghost.io; working on local climate resilience and food systems; PhD in archaeological science 🏳️🌈🏔️✈️
A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social Interfaith cis Jew, never posts on behalf of his employer, he/his
Seriously, people, stop following me over my rather basic takes on politics alone, I really do want to post more about stupid shit.
His Bark Materials🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social Reprobate. Critic. Poet. Antifascist. Thing That Goes Bump in the Night. Gay. Trans. Pup. Queer as in Fuck You. Pronouns: It/Its/They. 18+.
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social he / him, 🏳️🌈 ✝️. i mainly tweet about richard nixon, 60s americana, and film. makes silly games about politics/history. design lead for TNO.
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
She/Her
Compliment me x https://ngl.link/emilyo11938
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social Author, musician. Co-founder and co-host of the Stadio football podcast. musaokwonga.com
Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social Chief football writer at the Independent. Author of 'States of Play'
Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social 100% pure nuance.
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jonathan-liew
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Rory Smith @rorysmith.bsky.social The Observer, Men In Blazers, the Monday Night Club, Libero. Author of "Mister" and "Expected Goals."
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social A football man
Duncan Alexander @oilysailor.bsky.social Luxury sports content | @theathleticfc.bsky.social
David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social Illustrator, cartoonist, five-a-side gun for hire.
Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com I have questionable artistic skills and a love of Arsenal. Here is where I combine the two.
www.poorlydrawnarsenal.com
Jon Mackenzie @jonmackenzie.bsky.social Writer and presenter at The Athletic. Noticer. Possession is nine tenths of the lore. Buy my book, The Spectre of Pep, here: https://geni.us/TheSpectreOfPep
Aaron West @oeste.bsky.social Soccer talker. I build digital bridges. Webby winner. Davidson College alum. Views are mine & yours in the future.
Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social 🎙️ Host - Football Vision Podcast. I also talk about Arsenal for Arseblog and Arsenal Vision Podcast. SCOUTED.
Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social Mostly football, mostly Arsenal. Bisschen Weltschmerz und BVB. He/Him. https://linktr.ee/lewisgambrose
Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social Novelist, scriptwriter, journalist, incompetent guitarist. I span the genres.
https://eddierobson.wordpress.com
Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ @graceonfootball.com Football writer, from the newsletter with the same name and occasionally elsewhere. Non-football stuff @gemofamara.com.
https://www.graceonfootball.com/
James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social Freelance sports and football writer for the Morning Star newspaper, FotMob, World Soccer magazine, Guardian US, BBC, and the Soccer Times.
MLS, USL, US Open Cup, Concacaf and American soccer reverie.
They have a world [cup] to win.
Alex Stewart @afhstewart.bsky.social CEO @analyticsfc.bsky.social
Lego, bats, maps.
Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football"
https://ko-fi.com/lawsonsv
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com 👨🏻🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com
📕 BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/njnvr4hz
✊🏻 No Pasarán
Marlon Rando @christinamcmc.bsky.social George Costanza in the streets, Pat Butcher in the sheets :: freelance Social Media Consultant :: AWPC World Powerlifting Champion 2022 & 2023 :: She/Her/They
Chris @chrs00.bsky.social Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
Mitch🦦 @mitchpeotter.bsky.social Proud owner of a Gideon Zelalem Arsenal jersey
Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social Tangible Vibe Shift, coming soon
Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social Deli sandwich enthusiast and occasional serious journalist. Mirror Football, 'What Would Jurgen Klopp Do?', things of that nature.
Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social I’ll probably talk to your dog first
Café Fútbol @cafefutbol.bsky.social El añejo Blog nacido en 2007, ahora también por estos lares. Seguimos posteando en http://cafefutbol.blogspot.com/?m=1
Autores:
@martindonato
@chimoeneas
@garrinchacf
@joselpineyrom
@cityground74
@arialviverde
@carlosbernuy
@jst47
@@carmenvilluq
Zito @zeets.bsky.social “It is my image that I want to multiply, but not out of narcissism or megalomania, as could all too easily be believed: on the contrary, I want to conceal, in the midst of so many illusory ghosts of myself, the true me, who makes them move.“
paul @ptfen.bsky.social white cishet middle class dad
🇵🇸 free palestine 🇱🇧 🇾🇪 🏳️🌈 trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
profile image: Jesper Olsen of Manchester United in 1984/85.
banner image: Eric Cantona ("The Ratio") kicks Matthew Simmons ("You")
https://upscrolled.com/@ptfen
Rose Norah @bubblegumpunk.bsky.social PIL LLM gespecialiseerd in Human Rights, bijtgevaarlijk, computer punk princess
barry novibes @iaindowie.bsky.social bone idle. clippercard truther. sarnie voyeur.
Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social Editorial bod on BBC iPlayer, Creamguide person at creamguide.substack.com, budding Industry Personality. Personal views only
Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social Aw, here it goes…
Kate ✨🐱 @magickitten.bsky.social ⛓️ https://linktr.ee/kate.neilan
🐈⬛ Cat lover 🪷 Outdoors appreciator
🏴 Cymru am byth 📝 Stories or death
✨💛🤍💜🖤✨🩷💜💙✨
Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social Milwaukee's strongest soldier in the war on cars. Works in soccer. Posts about sports. Goes outside. Thinks trans and nb people are neat.
Gordon Stephen @breqoneesk.bsky.social Just don’t stall, don’t fall between the cracks. I did and I don’t know if I can ever come back. Yeah, you’re treading water, or chasing waterfalls.
⚽ ianthe's inferno 🍀🇧🇿 @ianthe.online (ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/)
🇧🇿🏴☭ Ⓐh+
football goblin⚽️
(Clapton CFC❤️🤍 • Reading💙🤍 • Celtic🍀)
girl/lass/cailín but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am
síad/they/she/xe
foghlaimeoir na Gaeilge 🇮🇪
🛒: yawnty.threadless.com
i 💖 valued customer @santi.codes
Ian King @twoht.bsky.social Podcaster, (association) football writer, copywriter, $ubstacker. Writer for Football League World, also seen on Fotmob, When Saturday Comes. Come on in, the takes are *toasty*. London-born, Sussex based. He/him.
https://unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social Dubliner in London. Sports nerd (and general nerd). Views described as "top bilge" by award-winning journalists
milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social Talking about football on The Game Is About Glory
https://thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/
liv taters @livtaters.bsky.social ugh bad
Erin @fujoshi.bsky.social 
Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social he/him, bylines Public Notice, Chicago Reader, Revealer, Prism
Newsletter: www.everythingishorrible.net
Poetry pubs: https://www.everythingishorrible.net/p/poetry-publications-noah-berlatsky
Mei, lvl. 38 Warlock of the Expensive Paper @meithemouse.bsky.social She/her - meithemouse@gaygeek.social - 38ish, US-PNW, Lawyer, TTRPG Lover, and aspiring writer - Autistic w/ ADHD, Queer, Trans, and Poly - Note: NSFW Content, must be 18+ to follow.
Brittany @sameoldstory.co and it’s so hot, cause we’re in hell.
Kevin Morris @kevintmorris.bsky.social Political scientist at BCJ studying American democracy and voting rights.
Usually on a bike, beach, or backpacking trip.
An American Problem (Princeton UP) coming October 2026: https://shorturl.at/Emjgo
kevintmorris.com
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social This app, and all social media apps, are toxic and shouldn’t exist.
Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social narrative director at Firaxis. emergent/systemic storytelling. nominated for awards and things. lit PhD. awful at Greek. better profile coming soon.
SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social Baltimore's finest professional anteater. Formerly a member of the Borg. Flying the PhillieDrone flag.
Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social Washington Bureau chief at The Independent, MSNOW Columnist. Author: We’re Not Broken. Tar Heel. He/Him Eric.garcia@the-independent.com
Dr. Rachel Schine @rachelschine.bsky.social Picks books up and puts them down. Will work 4 مسمن.
Professes Arabic and History @ UMD
Hears selectively. Reads voraciously.
Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social Scholar of religious violence and apocalypticism from the Crusades to contemporary America, living and teaching on occupied Baxoje, Meskwaki and Sauk land. Joyful swearbear. Amateur cook. He/him.
Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com Professor, historian, author THE BRIGHT AGES (2021), OATHBREAKERS (2024), and VIOLENCE: A CHRISTIAN HISTORY (coming soon). Host podcast "American Medieval"
nostalgia/apocalypse. religion/violence. medieval/modern. Neutral Good. He/ him.
profgabriele.com
Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social Silent films and the silent era, same as the birdsite
River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social Managing Director of Single Family Housing Inventory at BlackRock. God forbid a woman collect things.
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social Want: An ever more inclusive, equal & democratic world.
Married dad growing orchids, tropical fruit, palms & cycads. Pets: 🐕🐈🐢🦎🐓 & 🐠. J.D., B.A. in econ & hist. ❤️ ⚽️ & meteorology. 🇹🇼🇮🇱🇺🇦 & an independent 🇵🇸. Fundamentalists & authoritarians suck.
Church of Civic Duty @alexflexnelson.bsky.social 
Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social Now: Attorney
Was: Politics Guy
Cover Parking Lots with Solar Panels
Twitter: Hammbear2024
Brand Ambassador: Golf North Korea
capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social Helping organize information about the Jan 6 Capitol attack and those who planned it. They are still with us.
also: @capitolhunters@mastodon.social
email: capitol.hunters@gmail.com
see bit.ly/Jan6Analysis