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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
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Jack White @officialjackwhite.bsky.social ...................
Johnny Guitar, Archbishop Harold Holmes, III
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social 
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Seán Burke @seanburkeshow.bsky.social Sketch comedian etc
Killian Sundermann @killersundy.bsky.social first national stand up tour tickets on sale now!!! ticket link below
Rep @aviarytalent for live & aoifa@collabagency.com
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old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
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Bæko AKWNN @indiattic.bsky.social Booker for @stellarfrequencies
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Ryan Carrick @theryancarrick.bsky.social Bona fide youngfella and online sketch comedian.
Few bits for @joe.ie
aoifa@collabagency.com
the slowest moving train @jennylewis.bsky.social nice as fuck
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com Exploring the American idea through ambitious, essential reporting and storytelling. Of no party or clique since 1857. http://theatlantic.com
Radiohead Lyrics @radioheadbot.bsky.social descontinuado
@radiohead.bsky.social @radiohead.bsky.social 
Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com News. Culture. Trouble. Established 2000.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
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primarily wildlife & bird photography, sometimes astro & weather.
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Portland, OR | est. 1971
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Stephen Colbert @stephencolbert.bsky.social Evie’s husband 
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Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social Actor, comedian and entire Indie Band.
Derry Girls, No Worries If Not!, Lunchtime with Michael Fry
https://linktr.ee/bigdirtyfry
Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
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IDLES @idlesband.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/idlesband
Robert Smith @robert.thecure.com The Cure : founder & writer & singer & guitarist & : shake me up
Trent Reznor @treznor.bsky.social 
Chef Reactions @chefreactions.bsky.social That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social World leaders in the rescue and rewilding of orphaned elephants and rhinos, working across Kenya to secure a future for all wildlife.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social Pen & Pencil
www.joncarling.com
cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social wlg fan club 🐈 email for submissions, credit and partnerships: weirdlilguys at gmail • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • meme-inspired tees + stickers: weirdlilguys.com 🐱
derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
charlie @chunkbardey.bsky.social this is charlie from before 
TizzyEnt @tizzyent.bsky.social Father, filmmaker, fisherman, prostidude
SirJeremyLondon @sirjeremylondon.bsky.social Actor, Dad, Grandpa and Disc Golfer. And a bunch of other stuff I’ll eventually mention. OG Mallrat. 
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social goblin • he/him • patreon.com/adamtots • Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social Writer of books and games. One half of @cascadecascade.com.
Gerald "SkekTek" Hough @skektek.bsky.social Chicago Cubs, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Artist, Screaming Firehawk for The Expanse, Dark Crystal. Co-author of Brain & Behavior: Intro to Behavioral Neuro (6th Ed) by Sage. DEI supporter.
Maxime @2fa.bsky.social 🤓 Researcher in cyber security / 🌈 LGBTQIA+ / 👾 Gaming / 🇺🇦 Ukrain / 🤖 part-time bot
Landis Blair @landisblair.bsky.social Crosshatcher with a variety of other problems.
Books: Vers le Sud, The Night Tent, The Envious Siblings, and The Hunting Accident.
https://bio.site/landisblair
Jacob Givens @jacobgivens.bsky.social Actor / Writer / Comedian / Musician
Podcast ‘Waterproof Records’
⬇️ Playlists / Merch & More!
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Tori Amos @toriamos.bsky.social www.toriamos.com
Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social https://www.bodegacats.nyc
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she/her 🏳️⚧️ ♿ 🪬
Profile: a marble statue with an exasperated expression being shown presumably distressing content on an iPhone
Andy @aholland82.bsky.social Man of leisure.
@rustyshackelford.bsky.social @rustyshackelford.bsky.social 
steven sufjans @woj.bsky.social bluesky teleri. charity follow. music enjoyer. wfmu weenie. fegmania! gaffa. ewf. @undented.bsky.social. other assorted noise. smoe. cats. new haven. 5.06b4H. scf. thfc. avfc. up the clood! he/him. woj is pronounced whōaj. typos≠endorsement.
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines- V @vgc925.bsky.social @vgc925.bsky.social
Lianne @liannehy.bsky.social Engineer turned Mommy
Native Angeleno
25th Amendment Advocate
Currently in the burbs outside Portland
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social https://www.johnlurieart.com/
Painting with John streaming on Max
Mohammad Safari @msafariofficial.bsky.social • The Official Account Of Mohammad Safari
• Musician | Producer | Actor | DJ
• Social Media Manager
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Neva @nevafeva.com Writer, Heiress, Witch.
Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
Tori Amos News from Undented @undented.bsky.social Tori Amos news from http://Undented.com, plus random warblings from @violetxoxox.bsky.social and @woj.bsky.social and sometimes...CAKE!
We are not Tori. Tori is @toriamos.bsky.social though she seems to have given up on Bluesky.
Caryn Rose @carynrose.bsky.social Music journalist, historian, archivist, crabby old punk rock lady. Music columnist @ salon.com | writing @ jukeboxgraduate.com
clips @ https://carynrose.contently.com/
She / her | current Detroiter, forever New Yorker, child of the Garden State
Snakes in Hats @snakesinhats.bsky.social A very happy young account looking forward to a bright and wonderful future
Un jeune compte très heureux qui se réjouit d'un avenir brillant et merveilleux
wonk⬖ @wonk.bsky.social 【social media／streaming／gaming／overwatch／marvel rivals／music／philosophy／politics】・日本語を勉強中
https://twitch.tv/wonkttv
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Satan @thedevil.bsky.social It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
Scott Wampler @scottwampler.bsky.social 1/2 of THE KINGCAST Podcast / Contributing Editor at FANGORIA Magazine / Professional Idiot / Tasteful Thiccness / @ScottWamplerRIP on Twitter / Do Not Listen To
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Consequence @consequence.bsky.social Music, Movies, TV and Pop Culture News for the Mainstream and Underground.
darryl d @darryld.bsky.social why would I do this to me
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84