Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social A bit of a voyeur. A lot of an awkward nerd. Scorpio so you know….
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Quinn Sutherland @reelquinn.bsky.social
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w
Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy
🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
word.rodeo/JoWordle/
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLIST⏩ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV
It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social Whatever.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk
https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.
Frank Gilroy @frankgilroy.bsky.social Love is infinite; time is not. I want to write something useful one day.
📍Philly/NYC
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep.
My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social I mail art to people if they ask me nicely. Bonus if they mail me back or give money to Help Bolivia. https://helpbolivia.org/
Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Rosie The Reaper @mytai.bsky.social Manic pixie soul reaper.
Jason Franks @jasonfranks.com Author: Bloody Waters | Faerie Apocalypse | Shadowmancy | X-Dimensional Assassin Zai
Comics writer: The Sixsmiths | Frankenstein Monstrance | The Phantom
https://linktr.ee/jasonfrankenstein
Quinn Majeski @quinnmajeski.bsky.social Podcaster | Monster Hour
Game Designer | Absurdia
Outdoor Enthusiast, Foodie, Policy Wonk, Husband, Dad (He/Him)
P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
Wonder Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi/polyam
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social Vulgar woman
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaaiszx3ijgog
flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social i am a duck
my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
vote for the top 38 “best” shitposters @ shitsky38.com until oct 15
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
hannah 🪙🦇 @rootvegetable.bsky.social Just a girl in Washington. Please let me pet your dog. Vegan, but I’ll eat the rich if it comes down to it.
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. Stuff.. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq
Random
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social Writer of thrillers, horror and suspense. My debut novel, The Day I Died Again, coming October 13, 2026. The Sins We Buried, coming March 2027. 📚🔪
https://linktr.ee/nadineantoinette
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social Token weird girl
I don’t even go here
Look! I have a present for you 💕
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social ⚠️This is a jokey account💙
Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝
Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂
Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿
👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs
Dark Ages require jesters
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Levitating to Natural Snow Buildings
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
Stephanie “LB” @lincolnsbible.bsky.social meh
Functionally Feral @feralferrell.bsky.social I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good.
“Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?”
Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
SarcasmInc @sarcasminc.bsky.social Office drone, family man and general smart ass with the mad woke virus. Meta escapee.
Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaackkaxo7pmk
Carl Pagan @hardtimes2025.bsky.social Supply Chain Professional who knows that tariffs will kill the economy. Lifelong Dem, Jets, Mets, Knicks & Rangers. Poker fiend! Ebay reseller Dougsdealin
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
The Biggest Moosh @thebiggestmustache.bsky.social 🔬Trained economist, current data engineer/analyst
🌎 Traveler
👾Gamer, avid D&Der. Love Baldur’s Gate, league of legends, valorant and all paradox games, among others!
🚩 ML
📚Reader and podcast fanatic
🪴Permaculture garden
🧞INFJ
https://tinyurl.com/45e5fks3
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social Ick! 💕🌈
Chichen Pizza @discountcleric.bsky.social he/him- B @bacterialghost.bsky.social @bacterialghost.bsky.social
BDobbinsFTW @dobbinator.bsky.social Regular guy
@ocbleedblue.bsky.social @ocbleedblue.bsky.social Just doing the best I can with this small amount of time I’ve been given here. 🥳
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social Just passing through
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social No one of consequence... get used to disappointment. I have a fear of unintentionally misusing homophones when writing, not so much when speaking. (he/him) #BLM
Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
🚫DMs🚫
Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
Smh-luckyme @smh-luckyme.bsky.social Just a female who breaths.
😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch - up for a laugh.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
Oh Gawd of Funk @slipofmytongue.bsky.social I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Boring Phil @boringphil.bsky.social Kava Chief of Schooner Island 2022.
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaahkdw2m2y7m
Bird Eckler @birdeckler.bsky.social Everyone’s mom.
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed
If you are all funny and nice, we’ll get pizza
Teri Rhodes @tez5.bsky.social “We have met the enemy and he is us.”
Pogo…Walt Kelly
Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
Jason McBason @jasonmcbason.bsky.social Commentary YouTuber, professional opinionater, and winner of over 1,000 fake arguments in my own head.
youtube.com/@JasonMcBason
Beth @bethh.bsky.social [confused hissing]
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social Enigmatic cringe. 🏳️🌈🍃pdx🐄💩
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
Paul [REDACTED] D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social Mainly film composer. Filmmaker, writer, cromulent. Single out now: Your Lost World: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/paulwilliamdawkins/your-lost-world
I do short films. Award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
cal? @calgif.bsky.social fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon
onlyfans.com/arabell/c23