Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by November 3rd!
Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social Lord help me I’m about to go back to da real me
Pfp currently sourced from a kotaku article
log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social Undead idiot dad, thought leaker, content aggravator, hyperwoke MNationalist, he/him/idiot
Mayordium Holloward @mayordium.bsky.social Only one of me is real.
𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔟𝔞𝔤 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔪𝔢𝔱 @ellieskunkz.bsky.social I make music sometimes.
Alariko @alariko.bsky.social a failed art account 24 A dude. I do sell prints, please DO NOT contact me about nft stuff thanks. alariko771@gmail.com
Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social Very nice, very evil, very communist, very banished
Global communism without western characteristics
Won the supey @moosebigelow.bsky.social 
sherry @sherrytheshawty.bsky.social doomed(?)
listening age 40
free palestine 🍉
kakaw and shit
DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, MAN
Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
Sam He/Him
Former Chef / Greengrocer / Keyboards / Synthesizers / Industrial / EBM / Synthpop Forever
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
Philip Summers @heyphilsummers.bsky.social Retro game fan and artist. Creator of Hand-Drawn Game Guides. Making & sharing cool things.
BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
https://www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfriend
🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social Chicago
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
MID-FI @midfi.bsky.social I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault
(orang cat is Lucky)
O(n lg^2 n) @epstmlgy.bsky.social Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
kevin (bluesky) @kevaclysm.bsky.social 
Arnold Palmeroy @wpom.bsky.social @apalmeroy on Twitter.
Socialist, mopeds, cars, shitposts
ZuneMessiah @stopmaggot.bsky.social Wear gaudy colors or avoid display.
My synth punk/new-wave/industrial band, if that's something you're into:
@neonrayon.bsky.social
https://neonrayon.bandcamp.com/album/transmutation
headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com podcasts at abnormal mapping, posting here these days
Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social Orthodox hedonist
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social History as first philosophy, not good at posting
bolto @bolton69420.bsky.social bits memes creative writings etc
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com "Rev"
Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
So what's this "Discordian" stuff, anyhow?
fsofcabal.com
Veteran, Spinjas enthusiast, professional nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Curator of pubtoons.com
The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social Antifascist Left Wing Market Anarchist, former syndicalist, enjoyer of multiple lines of flight. any pronouns.
Outside of politics I enjoy every genre of electronic music and also all my posts don’t fit the word limit
WI
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social you have to do it
transsexual
she/her
it's acceptable to wish death upon me
🦪💜🦌
🐦⬛ @raven.gifts she/her latina
🔞
🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social 💍
Store Brand Lasix @cccpd.bsky.social one million nephrons and two brain cells in a trench coat
he/him, free Palestine, healthcare for all, and an end to poverty and its kidney consequences in our lifetime.
Puzzwick @puzzwick.bsky.social clown with hammer. qualified liar. throneless king. writer of INTERREGNUM with @slaviiik. writer of FEATHERLIGHT. archsentinel of the vagrant eye. janitor. ten thousand suns may live and die before our hands are stayed.
cari @cari.bsky.social formerly eating in my car
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social Dislocated my assed whole
Gigantic immigrant
m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social my day was good
➔ ( me : @muhree.ing )
javi @cyberjauvie.me a digital representation of a (alleged) real person
cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
eps @eatprayshitpost.bsky.social abolish ICE and DHS
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
Izzy, short for Isabella @izzybread.bsky.social she/her, trying to be perceived
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social i love sam
jenny @jenny.cool top-rack dishwasher safe
she/her
Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social History's most successful legal podcaster, co-host of 5-4 pod. He/Him @fivefourpod.bsky.social
matt @matt.tasty.computer Technology Brother
Gymnasium Brother
Democratic Socialist
ATL 🫡
area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social jet city woman
seattle
The Daredevil of no smell @videohell.bsky.social They/Them, Comedian, Writer, and VHS archivist. I’ll probably just post about comic books unless I find some SSRIs on the ground.
Twitch.tv/videohellsystem
linktr.ee/TheVideoHell
johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social mostly he/him but sometimes he/he
amateur streamer/artist/video editor
no bullshit gamer
other places: https://johnlurv.carrd.co/
for business inquiries about business: johnlurvbusiness@gmail.com
The Traveler [COMMS OPEN] @ekvitki.art I make #pixelart. I'm alright at it.
100% grass fed, grain finished, human powered pixels. No AI here. No NFTs either.
Commissions here!: https://vgen.co/ekvitki
Wallpapers, prints, and my portfolio here!: https://ekvitki.art
joe @joeyp.bsky.social Registered Bowsie
The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social Studied ecology in the mountains and economics related to the environment. Public Servant, liaison between the environment and you.
🫀💋Honey Labubu 💋🫀 @lindsayraegun.bsky.social She/Her
Mox book pg 161
Crypto/ ai nerds fuck off & die
Friendly and Lovable Artistic Genius
Glitterati & WOW enthusiast on @gritglitterpod.bsky.social
keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social Shitpost but kinda woke idk
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
ember 🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social oafish woman | squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social eBay Jackets & Hats
bigcultenergy @bigcultenergy.bsky.social H E A V E N •
H E L P •
M E •
🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
⚔️𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍⚔️ @ubergreen.northsky.social fueled by disaster, moving swiftly
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/mao/selected-works/volume-2/mswv2_03.htm
Cloaca Ars Goetia ☭𖤐ѧ @owlmarxist.bsky.social 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
they/them
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium
☭ 𖤐 ѧ
My Worst Skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbhmginx4d7p5i7phptictkp/feed/top-skeets
@cursedking.bsky.social @cursedking.bsky.social Just a little curse, they said. won't even notice it. 
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social He's got away from us, Jack.
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social Nothing but #fintwitter headlines to get you started on blue sky.
Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social https://boxd.it/1CenT
hurf @superduperman.bsky.social I put the typical in aneurotypical
Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social 🧿🍀🐇🌻🌒🍉
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
Ayatollah Rock-and-rollah @yardyams.bsky.social
he/they
gull @gullmatic.bsky.social accidentally alive, to this very day
🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social Now Listening: Earl Sweatshirt - nowhere2go
Communism defender, 32, mp3 player enjoyer (current daily driver is a H2 Hifi Walker) - officially left twitter. I'm probably listening to a long Youtube/Nebula vid right now or the track above
oak blanco @abomination.computer ⚠︎ Handsome
emma (toys) @freeuse.toys 22 - she/it - & - stupid bitch
Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Bren @brenthebat.bsky.social Person of massive influence.
They/Them
Ana @fullmetalkitchen.bsky.social I cook. I ramble. Mostly, to metal.
📍Philadelphia
Doctor Internet @docinternet.bsky.social Internet pervert 🌝
vrunt @vrunt.social hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
Certified™ Not Chopped (They/Them) 🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com (They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
Papa Speedmeritus LXIX @r32gtst.myatproto.social Former Professional Driver. Automotive Parts Finder, Obscure Car Collector, Public transit advocate, Dark Lord of the Turbo. Protect LGBTQIA+ kids at all costs.
Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
hobo lobo @hobolobo.bsky.social Oldfag
DNC polling expert 🔻 @bigamishdoinks.bsky.social Desert rat, political agent, LCD Soundsystem's #1 fan, tip me to post more or post less whichever you want: https://ko-fi.com/brucefan
👈🍺 @thisguy.wantsa.beer Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
cold frosty ones: https://shorturl.at/Pv71m
thisguy's tunes: https://shorturl.at/W4Osz
mgayultra @mgayultra.bsky.social Gay. Anxious and gay.
Croc-o-shit Dundee @berrybruce238.bsky.social Shaping up to be a pretty sweet little day
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB