Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩
The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Fuck Pedolph Shitler
He/him
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social grocery store husband
Fumblefingers Magee @fumblefingersmagee.bsky.social My brain is a burlap sack full of angry squirrels fighting to the death for the last piece of bacon.
John @johncnj.bsky.social Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaggrgfgbb7k
Jon Dalf @jondalf.bsky.social Don't waste words on those who deserve your silence. Sometimes, the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.
Remember not everyone that claps for you wants you to win.
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social Wisconsin shit-poster, single after 20+ years... Now what the fuck do I do?
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
5oclockeveryday @5oclockeveryday.bsky.social Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
(Thank you for putting alt-text on your images).
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Dave Sacher @davesacher.bsky.social Left-handed, chosen child (adopted), former only child. Cancer fighter. Music, humor, technology. Old enough to know better; young enough to keep trying. 
John Handcock @johnhandcock.bsky.social 
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
CharlesB @chuckieb111.bsky.social Navy veteran ,just, living life one day at a time🇺🇸🇨🇦🇯🇵🏳️⚧️🚫 Dm's✌️💯
Frenchy's shiny adventures @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
stabke @stabke.bsky.social skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem
Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social His hair was perfect
🇺🇸🇺🇦
My Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tu3tysmm6bhr6w4m6m6frwzq/feed/aaaopztxkk5ea
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social "annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro
polished turds:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm
County Galway 🇮🇪
OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social You've been smooching with everybody
Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
human @bshuman.bsky.social wannabe comedian/poet/human
For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social I think I'm lost
Killjöy 🇨🇦 @phalguy.bsky.social An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
Goddamnit Dave @daveastated.bsky.social Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words.
Molly @bettyriot.bsky.social Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q
Jason @jathenerd.bsky.social Here for the jokes, because I don’t have any
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social Artist lover, reader, avid dog
her again @cmf111.bsky.social I don’t give a damn about my reputation.
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
Kelly @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
recent: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
English Muffin @notacrumpet.bsky.social Shadow boxing when I heard you on the radio, oh!
kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fout543wcxvbt443qemnoks4/feed/aaajk5elpuc4m
motel california @motelporn.bsky.social We are all just prisoners here on our own device
theatre mom • gen x • motel life • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom
Blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social Yep
🤡Joker/JM🤡 @foodglassandbs.bsky.social Why don't you fuck off... But in a nicest way possible...
Twitter refugee
Complete fuck up
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social Downlogging. . .
textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
Spork Lobotomy @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Cilantro activist.
Creator of Verbatim: Video Editor (iOS).
Goose, your imaginary friend @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ THE ALT TEXT
They also serve who only stand and wait.
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social But do you frolic?
😱 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social The leggy brunette in the corner.
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabk5he6rx6e
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
Grand Theft Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social Existing on rage & olives
Thalassophile & enjoyer of long walks down the cheese aisle
Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma.
Chicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast
Jono @whoinvitedjon.bsky.social I'm the penguin on the left
More Jono: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaacpjnbe2glk
Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social 
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social Polar bear whisperer
Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social Waiting for the edibles to kick in…
40’s | Denver | Vinyl nerd | Board game geek