Chris Vespoli @chrisvespoli.bsky.social Award-winning writer/producer (Gizmodo, The Onion, TIME, Star Trek + more). Host of Worst Time for Everything podcast. New Yorker. Trekkie. Self-loathing Yankees/Giants fan. Peaked around 2013. (he/him) https://bio.site/chrisvespoli
Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social Comedian and Writer / Voice of Bibo on HBO’s “Fantasmas” / Contributor at the Onion and the Hard Times / Joke One TK (Joe, Please Don’t Forget)
Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com America’s Most Trusted Military News 🇺🇸 Since 2012. “They’ve made a lot of fun of me and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”—Secretary of Defense Mattis | https://www.duffelblog.com
Kate @mfluder.bsky.social ill qualified to recommend myself to strangers- D @drbrreed.bsky.social @drbrreed.bsky.social
Matt Husser @matthusser.bsky.social 
Seth Johnson @inkslinger.bsky.social Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him.
More of and about me here: https://linktr.ee/sjink
⚡️ Retro TV Caps ⚡️ @retrotvcaps.bsky.social 📺 promos and bumpers of 80s and 90s tv. Screencaps from the best the internet has to offer. Post dumps from our IG.
https://www.instagram.com/retrotvcaps?igsh=MTkzMmVlYjVqY2k3aQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Lovingly curated by @pastelpaperback.bsky.social
Retro Commercial Screens @retro-commercials.bsky.social Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day.
Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
Retroist @retroist.com I host the Retroist Podcast and write the Retroist which focuses on nostalgia. I like slightly old stuff and I typo too much. You can find me at https://www.retroist.com & https://patreon.com/retroist. 
ashni @ashnisays.bsky.social nyc writer
rn: #THWW
words in: the onion, reductress, and autostraddle
Mattie @mwprags.bsky.social Contributor at The Onion, Reductress. Came here straight from MySpace
Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social Actor. Comedian. Headline Contributor at The Onion. Senior Editor at thesportsriot.com. Everyone's third favorite.
Mike Langley @mikelangleywrites.bsky.social Headline and Features Contributor at The Onion. Published in McSweeney's and Points In Case. Writes The Libel newsletter. RPCV 🇱🇸. High school teacher.
Libby Schreiner @libbyschreiner.bsky.social Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist."
Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Gary Pascal @garypascal.bsky.social Contributor: The Onion | Co-Host: Murdertown Podcast | Nice, good
Not The Onion @thisisnottheonion.bsky.social Sadly, this is not the Onion.
For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
Khaleel Rahman @khaleelrahman.bsky.social Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf
Contributor for The Onion and Reductress
Twitter: Krahman333
IG: khaleelrahman333
Cara Michelle Smith @caramichellesmith.bsky.social senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com Writer. Occasional comedian.
Jokes on stage, at the onion, etc. I also ran/run queercoded.com
Books: on the internet on jendurbent.com and on your bookshelves.
Ok. That's all for now.
Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com I write about the strange side of AI at aiweirdness.com
Also a laser scientist.
She/her. Colorado, USA
The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
www.takomatorch.com
Dropout @dropout.tv a comedy streamer with all of your favorite shows
🧔♂️ Game Changer
📢 Make Some Noise
🎲 Dimension 20
🫂 Very Important People
🐷 Smartypants
dropout.tv
Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social 🧢 CEO: Dropout
🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
🌸 he / him
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
A lil more about me: https://tinyurl.com/awveap8v
kottke.org @kottke.org home of fine hypertext products since 1998. https://kottke.org
Matt Crowley @matthewcrowley.bsky.social Comedy type person | Former staff writer for The Onion
Jean-Luc Bouchard @jeanlucbouchard.bsky.social Creative Nonfiction Editor for Shenandoah. Features contributor at The Onion. Writing in: The New York Times, The Kenyon Review, Vox, The Paris Review's The Daily
https://jeanlucbouchard.com
Scott Sherman @scottsherman.bsky.social Writer at The Daily Show, x Last Week Tonight, Colbert Report, The Onion. 
Chloé Cunha @chloecunha.bsky.social Comedian, writer, occasional actor (mostly only for weird gay stuff 🏳️🌈) contributor for The Onion, Reductress, Awf Mag
Will @feinstein.bsky.social I make stuff here and there.
Past: The Onion, ClickHole, AV Club
willfeinstein.com
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social 🦹♂️ Comedy Supervillain
📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)
Rich Dahm @richdahm.bsky.social I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
Seth Rubin @setherubin.bsky.social editorial lead at jackbox games. words in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney’s, reductress, etc. assigned transsexual at birth
Travis Tack @travistack.bsky.social Bulls fan. Comedy stuff! Credits: The Onion (Headline And Features Contributor), Hard Times, BBC, etc
Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social Contributor for The Onion, McSweeney's, LA Mag and more. Upright Citizens Brigade alum. Angelyne's campaign manager for CA gov. I wrote a book once.
alex furlin @furlin.bsky.social the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion 
Joshua Johnson @joshualistening.bsky.social Hey there! I anchor the Onion News Network (as Dwight Richmond). Former NBC & NPR. “A pure interviewing beast w/ballerina-like grace." -someone on reddit
Dan Guterman @danguterman.bsky.social Carol & The End Of The World, Rick and Morty, The Colbert Report, Community, The Onion (Head Writer)
matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social Funny or Die's High Science: Stream on Max!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Rachel Rose Keller @rachelrosekeller.bsky.social Words in The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, the void I scream into
Part time chronic ill-fluencer
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Oak Bay Gazette @oakbaygazette.bsky.social Fearless voice of the people (sorry, people). Your insightful Oak Bay parody newspaper.
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
W.E. Linde @welinde.bsky.social Award-wanting writer and blogger at Damperthree.com. Loves the outdoors. Writes military satire for Duffel Blog and talks pop culture at https://www.youtube.com/@damperthree and fantasy/scifi/horror books at https://www.youtube.com/@D3Reads. 
Buffer @buffer.com The social media management platform for scheduling, publishing & analytics across every major network. Plan your content calendar in one place. This account is managed by real humans. 💙
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Tim Keck @timkeck.bsky.social Co-Founder: The Onion, Portland Mercury, Pulitzer Prize winning The Stranger.
Chris Yal @christosyal.bsky.social He/Him 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
Cyclist, both foot and motor powered
The Brie Bastard in... "Cheesed Off" @tveducator.bsky.social Lady, step inside my Hyundai
Maria Bartholdi @missmariapants.bsky.social Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster + Writer + Host. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com
Joe Lancaster @joelancaster.com Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast
Joe Wellman @joewellman.bsky.social headline contributor @clickhole.bsky.social
writing contributor @mcsweeneys.net
booger contributor @tissue
________________________
joeawellman.com
Paula Kiger @biggreenpen.bsky.social Wife of one, Mom of two, Friend of many
Matt Pedroso @mattpedroso.bsky.social Happily married cat guy. I survived a career in IT. Lover of Marvel comics, sci-fi, classic rock, D&D, the Cubs, and video games. Star Trek and Ultima IV helped inform my core beliefs and ethics. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
Holy Unknown🩶🤍 @holyunknown.bsky.social What started as a list of science articles to share with my son, HolyUnknown.com became a website in 2013.
Kendra @kennikend.bsky.social Unearthcoaching.com
Coach focused on authentic transformation. I bear witness to people in challenging and beautiful places.
Kristi Korzec @kristikorzec.bsky.social My mom was Miss Colt 45, I'm a TV writer... where did I go wrong. 
Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social Past: Comedy Central, The Onion
Future: Dead
📍Michigan
He/him
Internet Archive @archive.org Internet Archive is a non-profit research library preserving web pages, books, movies & audio for public access. Explore web history via the Wayback Machine. 
Christine Wenc @clearwing3.bsky.social Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. Say Wenc like sense. Agent: Daniel Greenberg@lgrliterary. The House on the Rock shaped my brain.
SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books.
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kevin-Kelton/author/B09PSW1219?
Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Senior Vice President of Woke 5
Graham Womack @grahamdude.bsky.social Writer, journalist, history enthusiast. Husband to @baseballkate.bsky.social. He/him https://muckrack.com/graham-womack
The Needling @theneedling.com Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com
TheNeedling.com
Reductress @reductress.bsky.social The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
Jonathan Groff @notthatgroff.bsky.social Television writer/producer. Black-ish. Happy Endings. Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, “Conan”, The Second City-Chicago, other stuff.
Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
Jimmypardo.com
Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social A small forest creature afraid of the forest
cmo of the onion
sleepiest girl in the whole wide world @virginiadickens.bsky.social Contributor for the onion/reductress :)
Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
linktr.ee/v_dcknz
James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com Producer/Entertainer/“Actor” for @loadingreadyrun.com • @desertbus.org Cofounder • Eccentric Minecraft Streamer • Enjoyer of Humanity… mostly. 🇨🇦
📧 - james@loadingreadyrun.com
🔗 - https://linktr.ee/james_lrr
📷 - Profile Picture: @kolin.me
Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social 
Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social The singularity sent forth no warnings. The point of no return had no sign or demarcation.
(he/him) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
Nelson Salahub @coachnelly.bsky.social reformed Trombonist. Yellowjacket alumni. LoadingReadyRunner.
AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social Illustrator, graphic novelist, eccentric of modest means.
You might have known me as https://x.com/smutastrophe2
I create/repost some 🔞 material, adjust your filters accordingly
#comics / #scifi / #ocs
🇨🇦 Victoria, BC
Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org The official profile for Desert Bus for Hope, the world's oldest & longest-running livestream charity gaming marathon, raising money for Child's Play Charity! 🌵🚌💙
Heather @lunarjade.bsky.social Twitch.tv/LunarJade
YouTube.com/LunarJade
Also streams and works at: twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun
I wear a bunch of hats at LoadingReadyRun. Both literally and figuratively.
Welcome to Wonderland. There are no exits.
Serge Yager @sergeyager.bsky.social Twitch Partner || North 100 || LRR || Talking about coffee and nerdy stuff
Business: sergeyager@gmail.com
LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com Official Bluesky account of LoadingReadyRun. We make silly things on the internet.
jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social she/her (assigned Silent Hill 3 at birth)
editor & #1 shitposter @loadingreadyrun and jordan hopkin's #1 hater
🗡️ knight of the round sign 🛑 aspiring opera ghost
lestat fan so you know I'm cringe
(pfp by Kolin Toney)
Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com Magic content creator, chaotic Dungeon Manager, music nerd, freelance lunatic, Kathleen@loadingreadyrun dot com
Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com Making internet jokes @ LoadingReadyRun since 2003. Victoria, BC, Canada.
[He/Him]
Profile Art: Jolyne García
Banner Photo: Me
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
Joseph Riddle @josriddle.bsky.social What matters: #globalhealth, #education, #sustainability for #environment and planet
The rest is noise 🌎
“Follow the one who seeks truth, doubt the one who finds it” — André Gide
https://rebalancetheworld.substack.com/
Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Cindy White @writewhite.bsky.social Senior Editor at the Los Angeles Zoo. No AI, just hand-crafted artisan prose. Formerly: The A.V. Club, IGN, The Watercooler. WGAE, professional fan of cool stuff, mom of twins, work in progress.
Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social 🎤Comedian: Tinder Live + Heartthrob Slasher🩸NYC 7/31🩸
📚Author: How To Be Alone, You Will Find Your People
💿Musician, FINAL GIRL out now
💌Subscribe: LaneMoore.Substack.com
📺🎧Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore
💻 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
James daSilva @jamesdasilva.bsky.social Amateur historian of The Onion from 20 years ago (onion20.substack.com and @onion20.substack.com).
Morgan Evans @morganevans.bsky.social Writer and sometimes director. Merry Little Batman. The Onion. Teen Titans Go! Liza on Demand. Just directed my first feature.
Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him
Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
✶✶Chicago✶✶
Jason Roeder @jasonroeder.bsky.social Former senior editor, The Onion.
jasonroeder.net
Out now! "Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning."
McSweeney's: http://shorturl.at/bmqOY
Amazon: http://shorturl.at/fjPS7
brendan kelly: mc sex Ed @badsandwich.bsky.social the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://www.atomicmusicgroup.com/artists/?view=artpro&aid=OTc=