smillz @righttwix.com unpaid professional time waster clocking in.
@lefttwix.com ♥︎
daily slop → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik2vqoihfd26wwei/feed/chrono-skeets
cream of the crop → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik2vqoihfd26wwei/feed/top-skeets
🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.art Writer, photographer, rotisserie chicken sicko, keeper of bad movie tastes and secretly three gremlins in a trench coat. Hella NSFW.
Demon to some, angel to others.
Portfolio: www.crsphoto.art
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1vyRF
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable."
American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
@nicolecase.bsky.social @nicolecase.bsky.social 
WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.
Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
Night Gull 🍟 @amydwyer.bsky.social I build sandcastles on the jersey shore.
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist - Dill Pickle Connoisseur
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Illuminostro @geetnerd.bsky.social AuDHD liberal redneck nerd. No DMs.
Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd Pretty Good at Really Bad. Unoriginal Wit. Post Enjoyer. My Pronouns are ██/██ please do not refer to me
eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social Communications Degree
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
Craving @calluptome.bsky.social Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, no I don’t know you unless I know you for a billion years
Hilary C in VT @hcvt.bsky.social Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, ALL the dogs, yoga, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.
RGF @robfunderburk.bsky.social art person, chicago
robfunderburk.com
Kael @kaeltenshi.bsky.social Native 2Spirit 34, He/They FFXIV, Genshin Repost heavy. NSFW sometimes, 18+ followers only please @Grahaspurr on Twitter
taylor @quantumboots.bsky.social 28 / (he/him)
star wars, comics, movies, etc.
abolish ICE
@daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social This isn’t Facebook. I don’t care what you’re eating. I don’t care about your pet, alive or dead. No need to tell me about your children. I have already seen sunsets and mountains. Show me only your rapier wit.
CineWolf 🧿👁️ @cinewolf.bsky.social
2024 was Pearl Harbor.
FDR Progressive Leftist 👊🏼 Bernie is right 🗽 wolfie is my watch party account
Animals,Movies,Books,Music,pottery🌈LGBTQ ally BLM 🦋ADHD 🚫DMs🚫
#WomensRightsareHumanRights
#ResistRefuseRetaliate 🗽 🆘 🛜🥷
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Skunkola @skunkola.bsky.social #MST3K #StarTrek #CrimeFightingCat
Insane Garbage
Best stuff in the alt.
He/Him shapeshifter📍England ⚒️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇦🇨🇱🇪🇺
Pfp: Pepe le Pew
Banner: Chill O Rama
Andy Coasting @andyhucker.bsky.social 47 tabs open, one of them is motorcycles.
sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. Xander forever. (she/her)
Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social 
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Ramblin Bob @ramblinbob.bsky.social New Englander. Music, Food, Shell Fisherman, Canadian ancestry. Old fart.
The Flash⚡️ @dcflash.bsky.social Forensic Scientist Barry Allen.
Gained power of the Speed Force in the 40’s.
Don’t follow me, you won’t be able to keep up.
Key member of The Justice Force.
Chruck tha Shrim @chruckthashrim.bsky.social No AI
No porn
No calls for real-world violence (political or otherwise)
No scams or begging for $$$
*fart noise*
Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social The world's leading horror in culture and entertainment publication. #printsnotdead!
We ship worldwide! ✈️🌎
Rue Morgue TV on YouTube! 📺
Toronto, Ontario 🇨🇦
https://rue-morgue.com/
Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social The world is my oyster -- and I'm allergic to seafood.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social she/they, 30, maine
bi, enby, leftist, idiot
minors DNI 🔞
www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard
alt: pfp is a mirror selfie with a rainbow filter, banner is drake maye
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social (He/him) Zygote Screenwriter #Scriptsky
Member of @BreakthroughLitLab
Variety account (jokes, and occasionally talking about my writing) 🖋️
Header by @RiotgrlErin
@salome7veils.bsky.social @salome7veils.bsky.social Former attorney.
Current expert on Bravo shows.
New Wave, Disco, Post-punk obsessive.
Married lady.
Discernment is my secret weapon
Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social Art, illustration, pattern design, folklore, flowers, and something yet to be revealed. Suchet Poirot, Columbo forever, pizza always. No AI. She/her
https://linktr.ee/sewzinski
Herringred @herringred.bsky.social The Charles in Jav & Charles Talk Comics, a podcast. 
andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
Ty Peteranetz @coachty6.bsky.social Parent, husband, teacher, coach. Opinions are my own. Recovering elementary school teacher (it's middle school now).
Born in CO, living in a blue dot in NE.
I used to do cool stuff. I do now, but I also used to.
Matthew 25:40-45
Mark 7:9
SleepFighter @sleepfighter.bsky.social When I post, it's mostly about sports. EMAW
CaffieneKitty @caffienekitty.bsky.social she/her/dude, ace/aro of some sort.
Wear a mask, get vaccinated, be kind, trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, living on unceeded First Nations land, ban guns, LGBTQIA2+ positive.
https://ko-fi.com/caffienekitty
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social your friendly neighbor maniac
Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Cilantro activist.
Creator of Verbatim: Video Editor (iOS).
lia|babylon #1 stan @bejeweledbaddie.bsky.social swiftie since 2014, 🏳️🌈, 20, writer, lover of snoopy, books, olivia rodrigo, ella bright (fan page, not impersonating)
credit to @soupcrave.bsky.social for my banner
Safe space for everyone
Dms always open
Backup: @liasbackup.bsky.social
42/35 📚
War Criminal @milkman44.bsky.social 
John Gregg @johnrgregg3.bsky.social Amateur philosopher of mind, computer/math/science nerd. The last kid in America to have his mind warped by EC comics.
Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social wondering through the woods
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
Had @haadley.bsky.social I was cooler in middle school
🔵blue dot in iowa🔵
💕Treat others the way you want to be treated💕
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social Confidently lost
I’ll figure it out at some point
pfp: @moxiest.art
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore…
https://ngl.link/justducky2
@banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social Strange New Englander
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social 🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social he/him/farmboy
Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity, sufferer of pain, gif giver
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social I’m just here to read the news.
B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social parking-lot visionary // brooklyn
👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
Christian Dolan @syncsound.bsky.social Sound for film and television in PDX, OR, US
Ancient Aliens @ancientaliens.bsky.social We are not alone, we have never been alone.
Millions of people around the world believe we have been visited in the past by extraterrestrial beings.
What if it were true and there were clues left behind?
Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social 💥 @oops@mindly.social
Two-handed battleax
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Lemon 🇨🇦 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian. I think I'm hilarious. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Obama followed me on the Bird app. ko-fi.com/firebrand3
She'll Be Daijoubu Desu, Mate @inferneaux.bsky.social They/them, 30, Canberra, Australia
Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking.
Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.
arcadus @birdapp.rip they/them 🖤💜🤍💛
free link
my inventions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wizbguj43slo7ogg5sinbi2b/feed/aaamfiz5tkkzi
if it happens today: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wizbguj43slo7ogg5sinbi2b/feed/aaajepvu4jgss
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social Alaskan poet, teacher, parent. Books: Text Messages from The Angel Gabriel (Gnashing Teeth 2024), Another Life (Riot in Your Throat 2025)
https://linktr.ee/francesklein
Brian Wooley @brianwooley.bsky.social Irrepressibly drab and awful
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social Unapproachable, terrifying.
Misandrist unless you give me a reason not to be.
useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social Media archivist/metadata librarian. Elder millennial. Abolish everything. pfp is Jennifer Connelly on 35mm. Banner is a room of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Eric R. Larson @ericrlarson.bsky.social Associate professor in freshwater ecology, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Crayfish, invasive species, environmental DNA, and more. https://publish.illinois.edu/erlarson/
Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social Recovering attorney, former journalist, and lifelong history nerd. Pretty knowledgeable about the car industry. Jewish of Polish/Ukrainian descent. Married to a bona fide civil rights lawyer.
He/him
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
Mech0T1 💦🥩 @mech0t1.bsky.social Left twitter to the nazis. I block russian imperialists on sight. I contribute very little, be warned. 
OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
rosso @rossoooo.bsky.social goofy queer who’s into pop culture, leftist politics & shitposting 💋
📍 socal
(he/they)
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social Weird ghost.
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw