Ed Fox, Secret Chimp @foxult.bsky.social Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.
Scott @merseytart.com Train stations, James Bond, telly, general nonsense. He/Him/Twat. 🏳️🌈
http://www.merseytart.com
Cappy @arsenaleemz.bsky.social Blow up your TV
Throw away the paper
Go to the country
Build you a home
-j.prine
Up The Arsenal
🫘🐚
Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social listen,
Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social 
ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️🌈 Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI —> PHX —> SD
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Fumblefingers Magee @fumblefingersmagee.bsky.social My brain is a burlap sack full of angry squirrels fighting to the death for the last piece of bacon.
Elaine ⭐️ @starree.bsky.social ✈️All things aviation, weather, mostly! Some classical music 🎶 Flying is better than just about anything!
amberkitty @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore…
https://ngl.link/justducky2
Jimothy Trashman @jimothysays.bsky.social I AM JUST A WEIRD LITTLE GUY WITH SHORTENED SPINE SYNDROME FROM SEATTLE AND I AM A FAN OF YOU
Instigation Architect @gregrichardsnyc.bsky.social An experience will happen whether it's designed or not. I work in the pixel mines. Anti-fascist and anti-forced birth. Art-punk-glam-slacker-pop. Blocks AI images.
Everything bagels are the ones that fell on the floor. Deep Dish pizza is casserole.
nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute chile de ijbol
🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social i was bound to happen
the median cow
GAY
cash.app/$BoschB
my children: 🐤🐤🐤
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social - fantasy football person (USA Today's The Huddle), AEW enjoyer
- zeroRB televangelist
- Packers/Yankees/Syracuse/NDSU
- correct opinions, strongly held
- sometimes, I just type words on here
- SYR ➡️ FAR
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
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Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com anarchist warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN. don't be a dick.
https://golikehellmachine.com
https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Anonymous @youranonnews.bsky.social We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. #Antifa without apology! Come at us, bro! +1-760-706-7425
Web: https://youranon.news
twitter: @YourAnonNews
mastodon: nerdculture.de/@youranonnews
Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social 5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol “i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
My writing app, BiteDraft is coming out soon. 💬💜
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social *ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~reskeets & deskeets~
Norman Yolk @agreeableguy.bsky.social Cuts right to the cheese, like a heavy doooooorway.
DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social I love #cats and other cute #animals.
I love flowers, gardens and beautiful landscapes.
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Wizardly Frog @wizardwarsof1439.bsky.social Writing and arts!
AI is a fuckin joke; let's laugh.
Twitch: wizardlyfrog
Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
Gerbring @gerbring.bsky.social It's not what GER-bring, it's what GER-brought. He / Him
Scuba, D&D, travel, Bay Area sports.
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social FIV+ internet cat 🐟animal rescue fan 🐠 spay and neuter your pets
https://linktr.ee/fishtopher
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social *Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social Married arch nemesis of an Atlanta area crime fighter.
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social ALL KILLER, NO FILLER *
* (may contain up to 15% filler)
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
Mr. E @officelinebacker.bsky.social Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social Silent films and the silent era, same as the birdsite
🌳🦉✏️ @jeeeeeeez.bsky.social drawings from toronto just for you
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social Blue in a Red State. I post about Politics, Weed and Led Zeppelin. Being held hostage by my cat, Bonzo, in Greenville, SC 🚫 DMs #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐 #BonzoTheCat #SmokeTheVoteSC
Angry Hoagie @angry-hoagie.bsky.social clown from mad town
freaky @l1l420b1tch.bsky.social professional shitposter, stoner, autism/adhd, post hardcore music, raging liberalism, piss, shit, art, memes, absurd humor
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com Programmer, self-defense and fitness instructor, and security enthusiast.
Read things I write: https://ezhart.com
Hire me: https://codewise-llc.com
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." Extroverted Introvert. Progressive. #AnimalRights #SaveThePlanet
I've got a good heart, but, oh, this mouth...
Old Dog, Vieux Chien - On Behalf of the Fool @onbehalfofhefool.bsky.social Un-retired to mentor new lawyers on what AI can never do. Neurodivergent, gay/trans inclusive, multinational Canadian-American family. D.C./DMV (DC, Md, Va) 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇪🇪🏳️⚧️
Bike commuter, scuba diver, family sous chef and bottle washer.
Get out the vote!!
Matthew L Lohse @mnmatthewlohse.bsky.social 
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
thelastkmart.bsky.social @thelastkmart.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z5tqfbyjcbieccamo2elu6d4/feed/top-skeets
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
🍉Icy-Emerald Ogress🖕🏽 @icyemeraldogress.bsky.social She/They • STEM Student • ProChoice • LGBTQIA+ • BLM • TLM • C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2💚 • FTP• Art Enthusiast • DnD🍄 • Here for cats, laughs, and stats • 🚫Ai Art🚮• ☕ for studying: venmo.com/u/LizzaNizza
Spookty @spookty.bsky.social When he dies
He/Him
Joe🏳️🌈 @jlphx.bsky.social Human to a Dachshund 🐶
I draw things 🏢
Friend of Dorothy 🌈
Desert dweller 🏜️
Xander Berkeley @xanderberkeley.bsky.social Concerned citizen, parent, actor/ artist struggling to understand the current world situation and hopefully help in some way.
Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social Formerly Ask the Experts on Twitter
Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social We call upon your boss.
Author of the novel THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and the essay collections VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024) and FIGHTING IN THE DARK (2026).
He/him.
Author site: armoxon.com
Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! Banana enthusiast 4EVA.
My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social 2006 Time Person of the Year
Opinions presented are your own
he/him
Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social he / him / she / her / it / that / el / ella / ze / zim / la / lo / li / lo / li / lo / li / lo / li / lo
Shit posting since day (shit, as in not very good)
Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social Just a silly himbo 🏳️🌈✨️ random thoughts, memes, movies, horror, cats and selfies
Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social Musician/Discontent Creator
He/Him
Planning my own obsolescence
Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social I can't even
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social Certified yapper
I am your friendly neighborhood beluga 😊
Follow me on threads @danthebeluga
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy!
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Vladimir Poopin (ANTIFA "Terrorist") @vladimirpoopin.bsky.social Likes cats, equal rights for everyone and taxing the rich.
Despises racism, fascism and organized religion.
Does not tolerate intolerance. If you think your religion or political ideology entitles you to hate on women or LGBTQ+ people, you can GFY and STFU
n0face @n0face.bsky.social Rights given me in the 1970’s disappearing. Looks like voting and due process are next. Doing what I can.
Gardener by temperament, biologist by training, dog and cat wrangler. Sci-fi audiobook fan. Pratchett. LeGuin. Tchaikovsky. KS Robinson. Brin.
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social personal account. past: tfgh, cdc, emory. interests: health policy, law, & politics, global health. big fan of: human rights, vaccines, abiding no hatred. shares/likes ≠ endorsements. he/his/him.
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social Theater critic for The New Yorker, Approval Matrix Creatrix
Andy Ostroy @andyostroy.bsky.social Proud Dem. Patriot. Writer. Director/producer (ADRIENNE, HBOMax). Podcaster. Nonprofit founder supporting women filmmakers. Drummer. Biker. Candy man
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com Sharing smiles
free to steal!
https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi
https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI
https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI
https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber
https://www.patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI
PG in the daylight discretion after dark
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app Dad, He/Him, Knicks fan, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA. I don't believe in angels, I barely believe in humans...