๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐พ๐๐ ๐ค @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
Bios are overrated just like sleep.
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Dreamboat Dave @dreamboatdave.bsky.social The boat of your dreams... ๐
JenX-cellent @jenx-cellent.bsky.social I don't care that you drank from the hose. ๐
sophia โฅ๏ธ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her โข 33 โข deeply unserious ๐ซถ
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social Iโm a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
43/NJ/Kindly Donโt DM me ๐
Maeve ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช @mgbtea.bsky.social Maeve ๐ฟ Wild at heart and driven by the earth. Wilderness advocate dedicated to protecting our natural spaces. Finding rhythm on the trails through hiking, running, and cycling. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
#Conservation #ProtectThePlanet
#Sustainability
So_fed_up @grampsto5.bsky.social Helping my 5 grandchildren figure out how to survive this fascist bullshit!
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
smillz @smillz.lol unpaid professional time waster clocking in. @kmillz.lol โฅ๏ธ
daily slop โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
cream of the crop โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaamimamjxets
M@ @th3bear.bsky.social I'm Scottish and I'm owned by a dog named Barklay. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ถ
Obsessed with USA politics, but who isn't?
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson
G. Smith @therealgsmith.com Artist based in Vienna (Austria, EU). I mostly write #poetry and my opinion. I also watch movies and annoy people online.
#FCKNZS #NoKings #NoDrugs #ClimateEmergency #NotJustSad #HumanRights #TaxTheRich #LoveIsLove #ReplyGuy #Music
Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - ๐ชฆ Twitter, not on X ๐๐บ๐
๐๐๐ Adam Jay ๐๐๐ @bullgooseparty.bsky.social Just some dude
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
DB ๐จ๐ฆ @rebelliousdb.bsky.social Maybe I should delete that. ๐ค
Contemplations on life. + ๐ท
unlikely to follow US politics accounts
Calgary Canada ๐จ๐ฆ treaty 7
My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
๐ถ: https://bio.site/sidebangs
๐ธ: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
๐: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
๐ she/elle/henne
they/them might be giants โญ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social Clay (they/them). Communist (ML โญ), anti-imperialist. Philosophy, history and mental health.
Find and support my work @losingourmindspod.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/LosingOurMindsattheEndoftheWorld
Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social wait what
Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social crazed murderer
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social Raging Zen Practitioner
Hoarding Minimalist
Pizza Devouring Health Nut
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets.
Bro, do you even Alt Text?
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
Allie ๐โจ @solanumxanti.bsky.social 39
NSFW ๐ MDNI
just having a little fun and didnโt want to post horny on main
Daddy ๐ฅฐ @wilddreams12.bsky.social
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ Lingerie wishlist: https://throne.com/solanumxanti
Yappy @whats-yappening.bsky.social I'm gonna be yapping, mostly about gaming! I'm playing something new every few weeks and won't shut up about it!
He/Him! 32, Autistic, Taken, MDNI, ask before you dm please and thank you.
NO DRAMA.
bog slut๐ @nospoonz.bsky.social ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ชโจ
๐ชพ30s ร agender ร perpetually tired ๐โโฌ
i usually only follow back if weโve interacted
REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online I talk to insane people online
Taken @heartpinata.bsky.social ๐๐๐ค
natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, thousand eyes ghost girl, breakdown girl, she-wolf tree dweller. Writer. She/her.
read my fiction, poetry, essays, and more: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
Six is Choderlos now. @thesix.bsky.social Professional daemon. (he/him is fine)
Whispers and growls on several platform(s). Please, make requests.
MDNI.
https://linktr.ee/VoxSeis
Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social tech/cybersecurity reporter. also known as "Dopus Tom". my credentials are clear: I never given $50k in a shoebox to fake CIA guys.
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: โJudith slaying Holofernesโ
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social Iโm Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
my tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6
emily sunshine @threnody.northsky.social fiction writer โข roommate to 2 cats with rich interior lives โข parmesan enthusiast โข interrobang evangelist
stories: prairie schooner 98.4 โข hopkins review 15.4 โข south carolina review 55.2 โข post road 40 โข 2023 clmp pride reading list
Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
key @kmillz.lol i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca | @smillz.lol โฅ๏ธ
todays shits โข https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/chrono-skeets
yesterdays favorites โข https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/top-skeets
marie @muhree.ing seagull with a clam in its mouth
she/they
โ other account : https://bsky.app/profile/cowboyadjacent.bsky.social
โญ
big fan of @aethertempest.bsky.social
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.
Path ๐ @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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raindro @raindro.bsky.social committed to the bit
ca princess | annoyed | ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
Dr Dillo PHD @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com Yes, I am that Alexandra Erin. No, I am not quite her anymore. Still figuring out what that means after some brain stuff happened in late 2023-early 2024.
45yo, she/her
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AlexandraErin
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/alexandraerin
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, whereโs my money Elon
Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes
datapoems.io โข lukesteuber.com โข bipolarsky
sinรฉad @transsexual.bsky.social i'm a gay female and i have NEVER been aroused by a man in my life. i don't even like looking at men unless i have to in a business context
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TMโNight Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse โ The Book of Hungry Names is out now! https://www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-apocalypse/book-of-hungry-names/
@voidvacation.bsky.social @voidvacation.bsky.social 
Ariel @mermaidthighs.gay Your baseball, pro wrestling, and horror movie-loving mermaid princess in the PNW
fae/faer
Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social RogueActress ๐ฌ CyberDemonGirl ๐
//GlitchB!tchOnBrand ๐ฅ
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฉ๐ปโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ผ๐
Comedy โข Horror โข Animation โข Drama
โข all 4 and more in a blender
HelluvaBoss ๐๏ธ | DanDaDan ๐งฟ | ClassActs ๐ญ | Bryce ๐ | KillBlue ๐ธ | other cool shit youโll be obsessed with!
it's Lazzie B! once again!! ๐ฑ @lazzieb.bsky.social Designer & Audio Director at @arbitrarymetric.bsky.social: Roman Sands, Paratopic. Dread Delusion๐ ADHD! NSFW maybe!
Sound design, music, design.
Transfeminist illegal girl. She/Her
https://linktr.ee/lazzie_b
RoSa & Para:OD out now! http://bit.ly/3AcBy9G
Anhedaria Morgendharma @aesthetic.northsky.social โธ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฐ๐ฌ(็ก)
Non-Duelistic
๐โ๐ฝ๐ฟ Resident on xuฤyun (land back)
๐ชท Dharmapunk Transsexual Bene Gesserit Witch
๐ค Sunyata Girl Face Dancer
๐ฎ๐น Altra sorte a noi non resta
๐คบ Che di vincere o morir I!
๐ธ๏ธ Blog n shit ๐:
https://esoterica.ontologi.social
Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com they/them | I draw pictures. I just really like werewolves. I might be doing a webcomic. | Texas | https://d-7th.com
Click to filter my feed to just the art: https://bsky.app/profile/d-7th.com/feed/aaadlzmzvdrdm
[ v รธ ฤฑ d ] @vvn.dev transgressive body hacker, vegan cannibal, null slut. diy, foss, sw, ddr doubles
[entity: โ
] | it/they/she/whatev | 33 | detroit
โ [social account] ๐
[kink account]: @vivivivisection.vvn.dev (needles/blood) ๐
[porn account]: @vivivoid.vvn.dev (null/t4t) ๐
Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com Jewish, trans, abolitionist name-your-own-price IL lawyer. Forever loving @mistymotors.net. No legal advice; not your lawyer. Free Palestine. She/her.
midwest BMO @gendermarxism.bsky.social 27 | any/all pronouns | the ethereal bisexual obama warned you about ๐ต๐ธ ๐ $midwestBMO
jessica.industries @jessica.industries ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ป๐
๐ด๐๐พ
๐คบ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป๐ฎ
// LA || Neotropolis
// If corporations can be people;
// Why canโt people be corporations?
Joanna @joannasf.bsky.social Donโt die wondering ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Kiva the Forest Witch ๐ฒ๐ฎ @viridiantides.bsky.social They/She/Fae, 35 ๐๐ค๐๐ค
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธGenderqueer Gamer ๐ฒ // ๐Librarian (in training) ๐๏ธ
โค๏ธ: D&D, MTG, Cozy games, Plants, Tarot
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com civilian drone technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. read my newsletter: https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Riley Black ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฆ @restingdinoface.bsky.social Bronto-queen, big cat, best-selling and award-winning author of The Last Days of the Dinosaurs, When the Earth Was Green, Tyrant Lizard Queen (out October 27), and Megatooth. ๐ she/they/it. Skreeonk. rileyblack.net
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think thatโs a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone NYT-bestselling, US-born immigrant living in Portugal. Books: RINGMASTER; TRUE BELIEVER; and on Oct. 6, @beckbook.com. Married to @sirosenbaum.bsky.social. Co-hostess of @herecomestomorrow.net. PFP is Nomi Sunrider as drawn by David Roach.
๐ฌ๐พ๐ฝSydette The Dreaded Gorgon๐ฝ๐ฌ๐พ @blackamazon.bsky.social Here to hold my name . She/her / yourgorgoness
- Far Rockโs finest
- expert of miscellany
- writer
- Senior Fellow
- Oracle at Dead ass
@unbreaking.org
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the worldโข
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social engineer at anthropic
Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social Director & Writer | IDENTITEAZE film | YouTuber | former writer/video producer at Gamespot, The Advocate, Microsoft, Out Magazine, Rotten Tomatoes, & Skybound | Trekkie by birth
https://www.jessieearl.com/
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Diana๐ฆ
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Transmithing @transmithing.bsky.social Gay knifemaker
Lewd pic taker
My work:
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Ozytrandias @domzom.bsky.social Lapsed Cenobite โข Skeptical Optimist โข โง๏ธ She/Her
Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social Writer at CAW https://www.cawshinythings.com/
Read The Extended Universe!
https://bookshop.org/a/5522/9798888903667
"Disney's worst fan"
shitposting through the years of lead paint
jae holzman @jael.bsky.social hi, i write about energy. i also play music sometimes. some secret third thing.
Theia ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @theia.gay Trans lesbian game programmer, classically trained computer scientist.
She/Her | 35 | Bay Area
๐ MDNI
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social it/she
dog star โจ
pronouns labeler: @pronounsinb.io
Amber ๐ฆ @sndlstudio.bsky.social Making fine art queer for you.
โข Pronouns: she/her
โข Lesbian ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
โข Threads: https://www.threads.net/@sndlstudio ๐งต
โข Etsy: http://etsy.com/shop/SNDLStudio ๐
Made you laugh? Buy me tiramisu https://ko-fi.com/sndlstudio โ
Gender Emporium @genders.bsky.social it/they. agender cryptid curating a collection of things that feel like genders to me. tag to nominate a post as a gender.
๐mdni๐ frequently nsfw.
heikadog @heika.dog husky. lead + T&S @laelaps.fyi. trying to make my cluster a better place.
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐พ @fairygodmegan.bsky.social โขFairy Bitch
โขSHITPOSTER
โขTechnically, Megan
โขIncredibly Stressful
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โขEqually known and unknowable
โขLCSW
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mpp2jwmxxt5qi5ziotwa2yjh/feed/top-skeets-replies
jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social 5โ3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance ๐ฆโค๏ธ๐ฆ
where to find me in the afterlife: jtierney.net
Sunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ Blasian, trans, and 'tismed. Creator of The Sundered Marches.
#1 Pidgeot Enjoyer on the internet.
https://www.sunderedmarches.com/
https://www.patreon.com/c/sunderedmarches
Soundtrack available on major platforms
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social Un รฉlรฉphant. Pour de vrai.
cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
Emmaโข @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'mโข your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'mโข your favorite poster)
๐Impeach Biden๐
sheโข/herโข
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com who fucking gives a shit
Chef Kennedy๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @kennedy.northsky.social I write & make films. I run a sober events in ABQ. I teach people how to cook and grow food. I help people political causes grow. I love tabletop games and immersive theatre.
Anti-Zionist Jew. Non-binary trans femme. Luddite. They/Them.
"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor @garaktailor.com ๐MDNI
You can not kill me in a way that matters.
Solidarity Forever
Freelance Audio Editor
Budtender
Co-Hostess @wnffpod.bsky.social
@itsallgraps.bsky.social
(She/Her)
Tip jar: @JKNotsobad Venmo & Cashapp PP comfortingmoo
garaktailor-shop.fourthwall.com
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+
There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social โช๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | ๐ฆ๐บ๐ต๐ฐ๐น๐ท | not your lawyer | living on occupied wulgurukaba/bindal country | they/them | fabricati diem, pvnc
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | ๐ฌ๐พ ๐จ๐ฆ
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: โMarked safe from explosive diarrhea.โ
maia arson crimew ๐ด @crimew.gay it/she
investigative journalist, hacktivist, dj, award losing musician and many other things
signal: @nyancrimew.01
im THAT fucker, look me up on wikipedia
some posts may be by ryan
https://maia.crimew.gay
deโon @justkeepskeeting.pro ๐ chicago
he/him - Black - former physicist - simon is my ๐
discord: annondeon
simon: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaanuqq7c7lwi
onlyskeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaaawepojjkzu
perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social cockless spanielgirl
radfem
https://www.wattpad.com/user/shiningangelx
Sable, Final Girl ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @ghostlysable.bsky.social ghost lady, PhD. 30s. sapphic. she๐ณโโง๐ณโ๐ horror nerd๐ป writer๐ FFXIV๐งโโ poly๐ MDNI ๐ occasional cransposter
use alt text and tip sex workers!
free palestine ๐ต๐ธ
https://ko-fi.com/melodywillow
c: $SableMelody
v: sable-melody
Staccata ๐ช @stacy.is.relentlessly.online silmarillion is the most readable tolkien book
she/her
my bones are green
an orchid whose bee has long been extinct
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