bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social Don’t dream it, be it.
the man, the myth, the bellend
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.)
she/they 
HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social internet drawer and queer. he/him
I tricked someone into publishing porn of my OCs recently. You may have heard of me…
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/u3181232
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian metal mouth.
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I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Bruins 🏒 Fleet
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
raindro @raindro.bsky.social committed to the bit
ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
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Later:
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social Atomic
Destination Unknown
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social Raging Zen Practitioner
Hoarding Minimalist
Pizza Devouring Health Nut
Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social This is a joke account.
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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
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🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social Two Brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker
🏳️🌈
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aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social Champion in the epic war against squirrels
My Posts:
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Hollywood Hill @hollywood-hill.bsky.social I'm not dead yet!
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:onsgwtv4c7fx3tpwhyot32o4/feed/aaagwwate5die
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
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Wormhole Live @wormhole42.bsky.social Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
No one should follow me.
Notifications=always off
DNR
(Potoo ghost bird drawn by @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social pfp & the banner is an old piano keyboard)
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social “The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
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bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social Celebrating movies by having a little fun. #OnePerfectShot
maintained by https://letterboxd.com/shrecknet/
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social "Democracy Dies In Dampness"
Parody
EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social Bringing awareness to EarthLink dialup. Parody
Inland Empire and unincorporated parts of Arizona
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social SHUT YOUR VAPE HOLE ★☆☆☆☆
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Punk news coming your way
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Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social Definitely not a haunted zoo
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
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Davis Bickford @davis.social Artist • Game Dev
Pug Dad • Husband • ND • he/him
Half of @twigbit.games
🔗 Links!: davis.social
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🦋
BigBerries 💙💛 @jonathanbsmall.bsky.social I'm an artist in New England. I share images of non-prurient nude art.
"But is it worth it, all that time wasted?
Time we could've spent completely nude, bare, naked?" - Soft Machine
Lurkers, fake and p0rn accounts get blocked.
smallfineart.com
Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social Rashuu draw stuffs ⊹ pls credit if reposted, personal use ok, no AI ⊹ Comms @ Vgen or Kofi
Twitter: https://x.com/_Rashuu_?s=09
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Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/rashuu#
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social Comedy doer, improv coach, basketball enjoyer, film watcher, dog owner, mayor of fujo city. Sometimes writer.
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social Be kind and stay weird.
Contributor to:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social oh god, it's come to this
dick snickers @lunchbait.bsky.social Oh hey!
Commission contact: flymiamibro22@gmail.com
(they/she/he)
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
ghost of my former self @alienschoolyard.bsky.social nothing special
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social Roy Scheider in a turteneck
flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social i am a duck
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Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
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Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy
🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
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karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
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Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social Curator and co-founder, New/Next Film Fest. Co-owner, Beyond Video. These are mostly memes.
Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Saddington 3 (in production) @2saddington.bsky.social u already know
https://boxd.it/1Kcuz
warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social I'm into language, nature, reading, music, art, poetry, learning. occasionally I post about chronic illness.
she/her • xennial
🪤
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social contemplating building furniture 
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
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common law wife guy @omically.bsky.social a person, a place, a thing, and an idea
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social 🤠 send help 🤠
https://boxd.it/t8sL
she/her
trauma dumpling @zazzles.myatproto.social @_zazzles_ from twitter
she/they
Elle is… 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social Vaguely-human cryptid who often feels like existing is some test I’ve forgotten I agreed to participate in.
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
no alt text = no repost
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social Giving away little pieces of myself every day, for FREE!
You can also find me on X:
https://twitter.com/Piecezilla?t=xR65ZAtqv4XKOsaAu7n9Ww&s=09
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social Tremendous savings: https://linktr.ee/retsoor Also: @benningtonwritingseminars @teepeerecords @farewell_transmission_lit @guidethelightning @hopewellll @peteinternationalairport
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
Alicia Hawkes @aliciahawkes.bsky.social I think of demons for you
Derek Lawler @rowdybowden.bsky.social reading. writing. minimal arithmetic.
Atlanta, GA
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5