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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social 
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
links: https://geekysteven.com/links
walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social shrimp-eating
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
He Called Me Greenhorn @whatsagreenhorn.bsky.social Yes, the one from Twitter
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I 🖤 horror movies. Ngāi tahu.
Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social Author of cozy, slow burn romances set in Birch Forest Falls, where love, laughter, and Lake superior meet.
Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social @robotrowboat elsewhere
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social 
Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@jedigigi.bsky.social @jedigigi.bsky.social Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair. 
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial) 
Greg @gwiss.bsky.social Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
ChrisTopher11 @chtopher11.bsky.social Actor. Producer. @UVa @Cuse @NewhouseSU I tell bad jokes. #GoHoos #UVaMensLax #VoteBlue 
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Anand Giridharadas @anandwrites.bsky.social Writer.
Eric Schmeric @hepatitisatoz.bsky.social *triumphant kazoo noises*
my crap here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mawpsm2x6lkxpxqfz3iow7fd/feed/aaabvpecj3ciy
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaackkaxo7pmk
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Yael @elle91.bsky.social New platform who dis
chad @badboy.bsky.social just a dude hanging out. badboychadhoy on twitter. Married to my wife who I love btw
Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social Same dreck, different website
Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social 33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov.bsky.social one of the worst point guards to ever play in the NBA
JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social 100% Certified Banger Content
Just JB4Realz:
https://shorturl.at/AneUj
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social May contain typos.
dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
My writing app, BiteDraft is coming out soon. 💬💜
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
Tori @radtoria.bsky.social pansexual rainbow witch
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social 
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social Live Más
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Neil @enanem.bsky.social B’dum b’dum.
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him. 
Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost.
Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social Writer
Blondie Blonde @blondieblonde70.bsky.social I’m still declaring shenanigans…
Fred Delicious @freddelicious.bsky.social 
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
keith @tchrquotes.bsky.social Welcome to existentialism club; who knows why we're here?
Andrew Fowler @fowlerism.bsky.social silly billy
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Paige Kellerman @paigekellerman.bsky.social Writer, Humorist, Sampler of New Social Media Platforms
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Andy Ryan @itsandyryan.bsky.social Nobody really
Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69
𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh
🔗 robertmanchild.com
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
stevenwskinner.com
Luke @llobrow.bsky.social be excellent to each other
he/him
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Rufus Hound @rufushound.com He/him/us/ours/lovely/jubbly
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Woody B @woodyb.bsky.social Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social Ø
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social Not much how are you!
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social 
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social Based on a true story
she/they
Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops
paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW