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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social I have been lost for a very long time.
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social 
derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social 
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ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
@lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social Aspiring philosopher; tolerable human; "amusing combination of sardonic detachment & literally all the feelings felt entirely unironically all at once" [he/his]
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social just one man
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social Minnesota guy.
"This particular activist will not stop." Sen. Chris Murphy
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social cartoonist of Greatures, made "This is Fine" • he/him • http://kcgportfolio.site • https://linktr.ee/kcgreenn • email me: kcgreenn@icloud.com
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social Host of Some More News, half of The Hot Shapes, space bird.
Jane @jane.meangirls.online Hot work, lads.
@battingaround.bsky.social
Minneapolis. she/her.
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social Ø
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social Deputy Director of rapid response at Media Matters, views here are my own
Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
bort, pud @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
jos @josiahhughes.bsky.social verified
Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
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cranny.world
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
ghosts of nomads past @ghosts.bsky.social 
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ten hundred minutes per second. game writer if that industry still existed cohenedenfield.com
William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social Endowed chair of the Tocqueville-Rand Freedom Enterprise Markets Innovation Center (disputed). Bound but not protected, I lie but I do not pretend. 🚰 🏗 only thing I'll tell you about my employer is that these aren't their views
Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social 
vo @vanillaopinions.bsky.social from twitter. new pfp. mostly tweeting about movies and chicago on here
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Keith Stack @keithstack.com I just want to play video games. he/him
Leslie & Brianne comics can be found at @wackylesbianhour.com
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.