sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social Italian race car driver with the personality of a caveman | Pizza Enthusiast. NJ expat in NorCal | Long-suffering Rutgers football fan
#Atheist #OldGuysRule #FAFO #Longevity #Cars #IMSA #3DPrinting #Rutgers #SlotCars
💯🇺🇦 🇺🇸
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Cinextase 💋 @cinextase.bsky.social Back from hiatus since January 5th 2026.
Cinema and ecstasy ✨
Previously known as "Erotic Films Out Of Context".
she/her
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
@alessaandramonto.bsky.social @alessaandramonto.bsky.social Nuova qui e sono senza bambini
Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social Global Expression, FIRE. Book: Authoritarians in the Academy, @hopkinspress.bsky.social (August 2025). https://www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/53835/authoritarians-academy
Signal: sarahemclaugh.01. Go birds.
Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social
Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social For when the title is said by a character in films, games or TV.
Run by @notmovielines.bsky.social
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social Texas' finest six-seat cinema.
Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m
[We follow our contributors!]
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com Aspiring writer, fledgling filmmaker, determined artist, professional cat dad.
Active ingredients: wiggles & silly buggers
Loremen Podcast @loremen.bsky.social Loremen is a funny podcast about local legends and forgotten folklore. Support us on patreon.com/loremenpod. Watch stuff on youtube.com/loremenpodcast.
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Mark McGrath @markmcgrath.bsky.social Hello! I’m Mark McGrath. Lead singer of Sugar Ray and talented actor in the Sharknado series.
Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social Currently running naked down your street. Writer, copywriter and general bozo.
cb @crannyboy.bsky.social indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
Linktr.ee/crannyboy
cranny.world
erinmargrethe @erinmargrethe.bsky.social I scrub feet for money and wipe my dog’s ass for free
Melbourne, AU via California
Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
More KFC, Less JFC...(please?) @sinnsearanuaine.bsky.social 🇺🇲🇺🇦☯️♂️🎵🖨📚⚾️🏈🚲
⚠️ALERT⚠️
Slow Moving Coup In Progress!
Please Save Your Country
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social Electric word life
@twshnb.bsky.social @twshnb.bsky.social
casey briggs @caseybriggs.com numbers gremlin.
i invented ravioli
• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Thurlinda found her Flamingo. @tickystacky.bsky.social Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️
How do YOU flamingo?
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Andrew McGarry @sporting-tragic.bsky.social ABC Sport digital reporter, Irishman in Brisbane, Australia, author, former Proper Premier League podcast - sport of all types, #Eurovision #musicals #karaoke 🎤 #Olympics #Paralympics ❤️. Breaking news follower. Thoughts my own - RTs no endorsement
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social 🐰 Boss baby | @adverbsetc.bsky.social
https://ngl.link/lizzieposte | Beem: @lizzieposte
jims @jims.bsky.social i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social https://someoftheothers.neocities.org/
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
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Care Bear Stares:
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Juha Saarinen @juha.bsky.social Vulnerability chronicler pursuivant.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling.
Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com Word-whore • Write 'em, Talk 'em • Cybers, politics, media • I have a podcast, obviously • Signal +61407623600 • All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages! • Based in Sydney NSW AU.
https://stilgherrian.com • https://linktr.ee/stilgherrian
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro
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Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
@mikeyrobins.bsky.social @mikeyrobins.bsky.social
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Lucinda Cowden @lucindacowden.bsky.social Actor, writer, teacher, happily partnered step mother, dog mother, left leaning, friend to all the freaks, used to play Melanie in Neighbours living on stolen Boon Wurrong land 💛🖤❤️
No DM’s unless I know you IRL 🙏🏼😎
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social Roy Scheider in a turteneck
Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social The official account of Comedy Bang! Bang! and CBB World.
cbbworld.com
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus.bsky.social Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social But do you frolic?
😱 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
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Most Chronological:
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Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social Yes, that one. British by birth, Australian by choice. Saying things; around the place. On the land of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. He/him.
Shaun Hardy @shaunhardy.bsky.social Forklift accredited
walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social shrimp-eating
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
Melbourne, AU
https://rossfloate.com
https://goodinternetting.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com We make movies funny! Classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K comedians Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett! - New riffs almost every week: https://rifftrax.com
Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
Rhys Needham @rhysneedham.bsky.social Je Suis Marxiste, Tendance Harpo (...movie star, movie star...)
Mostly Harmless. Panicking optional.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Ex-Douglas Bader Meinhof Gang.
Yasser (Arafat), I can boogie all night long.
Views pilfered from everyone else's
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Ralph Leonard @buffsoldier96.bsky.social Promethean with Dionysian proclivities. Conservative Marxist. Red Devil. Bylines: Unherd, New Statesman, Sublation Magazine, Quillette and The Freethinker
"I drink your milkshake!"
Glengyron @glengyron.bsky.social
Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social I wrote the soundtrack to Amélie
Lauren Rosewarne @laurenrosewarne.bsky.social Academic, writer, commentator and broadcaster on sex, gender, pop culture, media, politics and feminism. Get in touch: lrose@unimelb.edu.au / 0422 484 593.
ClickHole @clickhole.bsky.social Because all content deserves to go viral.
Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social Playful, skilful, joyful, hand full. Follow the links, my lovelies. 😋
https://allmylinks.com/swintoncharlie
Beem: @swintoncharlie
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
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The most “liked”:
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social Fan page of Ernie Bushmiller’s legendary comic strip Nancy.
This year is the 93rd. anniversary of Nancy’s first appearance(January2,1933)
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social
pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Jesse Singal @jessesingal.com Journalist, co-host of Blocked and Reported, author of The Quick Fix and an upcoming book on youth gender medicine. Mostly just asking questions.
More info: JesseSingal.com
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from ABC News. http://seedisclaimer.com
Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au
Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social 🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner.
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
Wendy Harmer @wendyharmer.bsky.social Broadcaster, author, columnist,stand-up.
Memoir "Lies My Mirror Told Me" with all you need to know about me (and a lot you don’t) Living in Collaroy-Narrabeen. Northern Beaches. Garigal land. NSW. OZ
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
my tweets
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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