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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Blogger at Business Insider, covering tech, business, culture. knotopoulos@businessinsider.com
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social Wrote a lot professionally. Write a little now. Adjunct. Doctor of Communication.
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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social 6 feet of meat
Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social Opinions about product management, technology news and inclusivity in tech. Diversity is about demographics, inclusion is about creating a sense of belonging.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social Turn on your radio and hide. welcometonightvale.com
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TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id reverse engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time
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Macroblog: https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/
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DevRel @ GitHub. Past: Google DeepMind. Lover of OSS, media, tech and pop culture. Journalist (Mashable, Gizmodo) turned developer. I host podcasts and videos.
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they/them
cofounder of aftermath.site
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www.amandaknox.substack.com
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Science Educator▫️
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Bhattman @bhattman.bsky.social It’s hard to say when stocks go up or down, but I know for a fact that they will always go to the right. Not a financial advisor.
terence wiggins @theblacknerd.bsky.social Writer, baker, photographer, podcaster.
I just want to play videogames.
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Claire Penis @handle.invalid a horse is kind of like the bladee of the plains
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social 
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
max arb @max-arbitrage.bsky.social bits n bleeps
Bucco Capital @buccocapital.bsky.social Tweeting about tech and gabagool
Dave Lee @davelee.me US technology columnist, Bloomberg Opinion. Based in New York. Previously FT and BBC. Watching Cambridge United from afar. dlee1285@bloomberg.net / Signal: davelee.01 / www.davelee.me
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social I am here to Bluesky 
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com Videogames PR and consulting. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor. A bit of voiceover, occasionally.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou
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Vito Magarão @vitomagarao.com ENFJ | please, be kind | he/him
molly taft @mollytaft.com disaster dyke on the apocalypse beat @wired.com . very tall with a very short dog. they/them. molly_taft@wired.com, signal: @mollytaft.99. mollytaft.com
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com space reporter. covering Artemis II for NatGeo.
occasionally: national geographic, engadget, fast company, wired, science friday, npr. links: http://bio.site/skrishna
also: Star Trek, Star Wars, knitting, books, parenting
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
condour @condourama.com Background townskeeter
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DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social The world’s premier hacker conference. Serving the global hacker community since 1993.
Defcon.org
Forum.defcon.org
Defcon.social
Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org DDoSecrets is a 501c3 journalist non-profit devoted to publishing and archiving leaks and other data in the public interest.
DDoSecrets.org
LibraryOfLeaks.org
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributed_Denial_of_Secrets
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tess @tess.bsky.social solution-shaped object
Catbus @catbus.phd Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
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the Zone demands respect
or it will punish you
el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social NYT opinion writer, Slate Money co-host, Dem messaging consultant, former EIC The New York Observer, Dealbreaker founder and Gawker founding editor. Brooklyn via Bama. Rednexican. Striver with no chill.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com Author of LOVE/AGGRESSION | Fiction Editor at New Session
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Internet Hall Of Fame @h0f.bsky.social the best of the internet | twitter.com/interneth0f | 4m on the formerly bird app
Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social Law professor and writer. Expert on tech, privacy, AI, and sarcasm.
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🧵: https://www.threads.net/@tiffany.c.li
🐘: https://mastodon.social/@tiffanycli
TiffanyLi.com if you insist
Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social Bad Astronomer (formerly @BadAstronomer), SciCommer, Dork. Crash Course Astronomy guy. He/him. Newsletter: badastronomy.beehiiv.com
I'm self-employed so my opinions do in fact represent my company's.
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Jade 🏳️⚧️Ⓥ(harbinger of butt) @jaded.bsky.social Post-ironic, iconic, and here to steal memes.
Music, crafts, and gas station glory holes. Common 🧵: I suck at all of these
She/she’s/seize the means of production
Senator Megan Hunt @meganhunt.bsky.social Independent State Senator in Omaha's District 8, shopgirl, mother, big Taurus energy. meganhunt.net.
Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social Sex Historian. Writer. Presenter. Columnist. Host of (award winning) Betwixt the Sheets Podcast. FLICK: A History of Female Pleasure, Out Now https://linktr.ee/drkatelister
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LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby Kubernetes SIG Security Co-Chair.
I hack things and build community.
Minneapolis. They/them. Stay punk 🏴
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Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social @kathygriffin on IG. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film. 
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There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social journalist and lawyer based in Portland, OR.
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com computer security person. former helpdesk
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
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Whole person.
At the intersection of Tech, Art, Philanthropy, Science, & Sex. Creator by trade, community builder by passion, #atproto fan by chance.
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