beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social Skeeting the sights, sounds, & news from 1996's historic alien attack & subsequent global (read: American) military response in real time. #IndependenceDay #ID4
@jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social And the Oscar goes to Paddington in Peru
Twitter Refugees Welcome!
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.
Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social Federal Courts Reporter, @chicago.suntimes.com
Signal: jseidel.37
USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social Pictures and photographs from Soviet Union. Soviet Posters: https://ussrpictures-shop.fourthwall.com/
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ten hundred minutes per second. game writer if that industry still existed cohenedenfield.com
Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social Chicago's neighborhood news source.
Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov Husband and father. Proudly serving as Illinois’ 43rd governor.
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Kansas City Royals @royals.com The baseball team, not the British family.
Guest Services: Text "ASSIST" followed by issue and seat location to 42682
Doughboys Podcast @doughboys.bsky.social The podcast about chain restaurants, hosted by Nick Wiger & Mike Mitchell. New episodes Thursdays. Subscribe on Patreon to get a weekly bonus episode! 🍔🥄
Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Manipulator of @usidore.bsky.social Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. Known to the elves as Fi’ang Yalok. Known to the dwarves as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And in the NE as Gaismunẽnas Meistar. And other secret names. + Hello from the Magic Tavern.
@chuntttttt.bsky.social @chuntttttt.bsky.social 
The Newest Olympian @newestolympian.bsky.social A podcast documenting @schub.es’ first journey through the PJO series to see if it’s been slept on by society. Currently covering: Son of Neptune
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Laura J. Nelson @laurajnelson.bsky.social Reporter at the Wall Street Journal in Los Angeles. Former @latimes.com reporter, native Kansan and green thumb. 🌱 Securely message me on Signal (ljn.11).
Tim Baltz @timbaltz.bsky.social 
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Edgar Wright @edgarwright.bsky.social Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho / The Running Man
Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social Host of Comedy Bang! Bang!
Co-creator / director Between Two Ferns
Former writer of The Astonishing Spider-Man 😢
CBBWorld.com
Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com Black Monday|The League|Human Giant| NTSF:SD:SUV::
“Joyful Recollections of Trauma” is a NYT Bestseller & 2024 Vulture Book of the Year
Watch Dark Web on Yt
Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled
https://linktr.ee/PAULSCHEER
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.com
Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social The official account of Comedy Bang! Bang! and CBB World.
cbbworld.com
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
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ProPublica @propublica.org Investigative journalism in the public interest. Headlines and (sometimes literal) receipts.
Send us tips: propublica.org/tips
Haacked @haacked.com A bio that defines me (he/him) in terms of my work and my relationships and leaves you no closer to understanding who I am.
Royals Review @royalsreview.bsky.social Kansas City Royals news, analysis, and commentary. Part of the SB Nation network of blogs.
www.royalsreview.com
John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Adopt Bot @adoptbot.bsky.social Adoptable pets every 30 minutes
Source code: https://github.com/skiniks/adopt-a-pet-bot
Steve Trout @steve.trout.rocks : stuff -> things
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy?
Look... I'm a lot of guys
🔗 ryannorth.ca
Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth)
#AltText enthusiast. Also on mastodon, formerly on twitter. Other similar accounts are not me.
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet. - N Matthew Nespor @nespor.bsky.social
Cody Jung @codyjung.com 
David @thedahv.bsky.social 
jessahhh @jessahhh.bsky.social NE ➡️ WA
Wifed up
All rights for all people
Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social Special needs rescue goldens Guacamole, Remoulade, Feta, Gorgonzola, Mozzarella 😇Maggie, Riley, Queso, Jasmine, Swizzle, St.Patrick, Parmesan, Manchego, Voodoo, Hopper, Venkman, Chief Brody
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social I explore my adopted home of Japan, looking for fun and weird mascots (and other costumed characters).
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social swanboy.com
patreon.com/bransonreese
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for- H @huskeractuary.bsky.social @huskeractuary.bsky.social
- C @crummel.bsky.social @crummel.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social Science and Shenanigans. Heart and Hope.
https://bunsenbernerbmd.com
KielO IP Holder LLC @kielo.bsky.social help computer
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com I want you to win and be happy. Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, T1D, open source artificial pancreases, Portland, 3D printing http://hanselminutes.com inclusive tech podcast! VP/Member of Technical Staff, Microsoft/GitHub 🌮
http://hanselman.com/about
ChuckR @chuckguy55.bsky.social 
Jesse Whidden @swid.bsky.social Nebraska native, Kansas City resident, will travel for beer (and other reasons).
Henr* @hschimke.bsky.social I like art
elon mush @boltman.bsky.social 
Justin @justinj.bsky.social 
Sam Procter @samprocter.com I do computer research! And lurk on bluesky.