Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social Eats and writes for The Financial Times. Piano for the JR Sextet; chairs Kitchen Cabinet for R4. Doesn’t accept comps. jay.rayner@ft.com
https://linktr.ee/jayrayner1
Biltawulf @biltawulf.com Investigative Timewaster
Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social
Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social Totali mysterioso. Total count
"Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"
Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain. Edinburgh.
~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social I like to think there's a little something for everyone here. There isn't, but I can think what I want. 
Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social A sturdy gnome very interested in all things horror, supernatural, bass, gaming and films.
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social I'm not crying over spilt milk, I'm weeping for the plight of unborn cheese
Flups @flups.bsky.social Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social I don’t believe in unsalted butter
Andy Strawknee @andystrawknee.bsky.social Runner, musician (under Strawknee on all your favourite streaming sites), mildly obsessive personality, beer drinking, gig going idiot
Calliss Clan @callissclan.bsky.social Jo (a keeper, bibliophile, biophiliac & cynophilist) Beren Banana (Anatolian Shepherd), Wally (Blue Heeler), Cricket, Vanilla, Finn, June, Minnie, et al (Wiltipoll) & ladies of the Calliss Chook Chateau (Australorp, Leghorn)
RIP Abla the bloody legend
🍑 Frizzle 🤘 @frizzbomb.bsky.social 🖤 aka CathArtic. D&B, Metal, nature, tattoos, laughter, animals 🤘🔥🍺 🐈🐕🐓🦋🐌 More interested in your pets than your politics.
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social Like, a really big shithouse of a man.
Sophie Rumble @sophierumble.bsky.social Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.
Guy @22caratewok.bsky.social This is all a massive waste of time
Binty @bintymustard.bsky.social I’m a f**king delight!
Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social It was fine when I left it.
DavidPGCSE @coldsoresteve.bsky.social A disgrace
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social Age Verified by Bluesky and your mum
As seen on BBC Radio Four Extra
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social Life's a big banana sandwich
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2188080
@thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social 
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
BD @bumblingd.bsky.social Fuckable but unlovable. www.bumblingdad.co.uk
Gareth @cadmarch.bsky.social Still not followed by anyone you’re following.
Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it:
https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Passionately committed to whatever you believe. Ally 🌈
James @matkinsj.bsky.social The artist known as matkinsj
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later. 
Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social I placed my onions
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social Internationally known as Snickers
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. Regret to report that people are still taking this account seriously. Avatar image by @tpneenan.bsky.social.
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social Musky sly old foxy stoat.
⚒️
Legs @diddia.bsky.social Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
retep retals @retalsp.bsky.social ”The best thing on Twitter, end of”
Former Hostess dinner trolley owner. When all of this inevitably collapses you can find me on twitter.
Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
https://wiltonsquarebooks.com/products/galactic-keegan
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social 
HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Sarah Duggers @sarahduggers.bsky.social If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.
Hunstanton Smith @hunstantonsmith.bsky.social Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious; “a dressmaking disco mate”…
Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars.
www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social Popular with friends
Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
Grant Colgate @grantcolgate.bsky.social Whatever 
Maf @mafer1ck.bsky.social Married. Mediocre. Man.
Lucy @crapolatombola.bsky.social Fond of Hats and dogs. 
Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants contact@themasonsisters.com
Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social Award losing stand up comedian
Clur @clur.bsky.social I just really love cats.
London and sometimes the north.
Wingingatlife @winging1t.bsky.social Norfolk countryside and seaside.
Owned by 2 rescue skinny dogs
Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan @tedmaul.bsky.social "Currently residing in the 'where are they now' file."
fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
Buy show tickets 2025/6: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Add confession b3ta.com/addfess
Buy book amazon.co.uk/s?k=very+best+of+fesshole&tag=b3ta-21
Run @robmanuel.b3ta.com
Jamie McKay @jami0mckay.bsky.social “You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead” Dylan Moran.
https://www.facebook.com/jamiemckaymusic/
Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk Crawling peon
Edgelord
Spork
Groundhog nonce
Weird stool pervert
I went and just enjoyed listening to intelligent people talking about parasites and behavioural neurobiology and entomology then I finished and now I work in a bank
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Illustrator. Specimen.
My shop: www.infinitebacon.com
Stickers: https://www.infinitebacon.com/stickers
Tees: https://www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk Use? No. Ornament? Also no.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps.
Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social I care.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social Who in sodomy wrote that?
@beige23.bsky.social @beige23.bsky.social 
John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk Podcaster.
I do Smersh Pod https://bsky.app/profile/smershpod.com
I co-do A Wheezing Groaning Sound.
1/3 Snake Boy
Author of Thunderbook, Explodobook and Superbook.
https://linktr.ee/itsjohnrain
www.patreon.com/SmershPod
shows.acast.com/smershpod
Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social Words, birds, music. Usual nonsense. South London. linktr.ee/levparikian
Memorial Device @memorialdevice.bsky.social 
Lisa @redmedusa13.bsky.social Red of hair, eater of crisps and divergent of neurons.
I also make art 🎨
Paul @splashman.bsky.social I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. (UK) Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social I’m that guy that looks just like this that did that tweet that made you laugh that one time. UK based.
Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social Curious ghoul.
‘This confused worker’ - the Daily Mail
‘On the short side, dressed in black’ - my dad
CAUTION: May contain the Devil.
#COYS
VirtualAstro @virtualastro.bsky.social Author and Presenter, Astronomy, Space, Science, Nature and more!
Making stargazing fun and enjoyable for all.
nightskyshow.co.uk meteorwatch.org
badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social Swish swish motherfucker.
AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️🌈 | rugby player 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 | cis | she/her until something better comes along.
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There's probably something funny in the alt text.
London & Liverpool, UK