Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
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tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
free range mink @freerangemink.bsky.social Crom laughs at your four winds
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social #ND #Artist #Spoonie #Retired #Mentalhealth #jazz #trumpet. S FL, #LGBT #ally, #trans! 71, #married 50, #sober 20: #AA. #Suicide, #animalrehab. All posts: IMHO. No DMS, I FB. he/him/not yours
"Please put the #trumpet down and slowly back away"
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social Raging Zen Practitioner
Hoarding Minimalist
Pizza Devouring Health Nut
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social Big fan of my 16yo twin boys and my wife. Level 10 dad jokester.
BBL Jedi @bbljedi.bsky.social i’m on a very specific diet of microplastics and amphetamines
Mother Bones @l1vy.bsky.social Yeah. You know me.
I am here for social justice inspo and to witness superior shitposting. And possibly some v. good critters.
Professional purity tester.
Opinions DO reflect my employer. Who is me.
Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Aphrodite @funaphrodite.bsky.social
Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social Fantasy Baseball Genius. Razzball contributor
Baseball Hopper - https://baseball-hopper.vercel.app/
Blog - https://ballsandsticks.beehiiv.com/
ucla / coyg / oakland a's /📍KCMO
Goodoratio @goodhoratio.bsky.social Actor /Artist /Writer/Daddy
Lvl 52 ~ Minimalist/Humanist/Humorist
Recovered Beat Poet
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️safe; 🔞No Minors, DNI
📍NYC
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude with a few screws loose.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafhjzfhceki
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Have dogs. Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
Really don't DM.
Truffles 🇨🇦 @truffle5.bsky.social Photography Travel Nature Plants Wildlife Flowers Crochet/Knitting Organic Gardening Reading Utube Vlog Aunty V’s Kitchen: https://youtube.com/@auntyvskitchen5438?si=OByKWmVFmWKDdsn9 Cooking/Baking/organic gardening
Lizzy @ninnny.bsky.social Cats, dogs, sci fi, fantasy
Oujt @oujt.bsky.social Valley of the Moon. Dawg. 1984/89 #GratefulDead Scholar. Kurosawa, Agnes Moorhead ,Halston, guy. Defender of okra. JohnnyWeir? I dig it. I shall not be moved.
Michael Sterling @michael-sterling.bsky.social Husband, dad, TV director, photographer, former b-boy, sneaker fiend. All photos are my own. All bird photos are shot with #Canon. #GoBlue 〽️
Meditations of a Cynic @meditationofacynic.bsky.social My name is Peter Upright and I make cynical, sarcastic and dark humor cartoons. I am also the keyboardist for THE UPRIGHTS. (bsky.app/profile/theu...)
If you share this page, I will ask the Reptilian Overlords spare your life.
Jonathan Root @jonathanrootmusic.bsky.social Singer/Songwriter: Americana/Blues/Rock, IFB💙, LGBTQ+ally, #Resist, Union YES!
YouTube
https://youtube.com/@jonathanroot5969?si=cDTfxbTARko6HTij
Tommy O'Malley 💙 @tommythepirate.bsky.social Twitter escapee. Chicago Blackhawks and Chicago Cubs. Lincoln project member. Democrat for life. Hate the orange clown. We won't die, but we might be uncomfortable for 4 years.👀IRA #DefendersOfDemocracy
KL Starr @kcl65.bsky.social Retired teacher who loves her drummer husband! 🥁💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
💙1. Be true to yourself
💙2.Trust your intuition
💙3. Don’t allow anyone to make you feel less of a person
🤮HATES RAPEY McFELON
🚫CRYPTO🚫MAGA🚫PORN
⭐️PLEASE HAVE A BIO!⭐️
Nora Barnacle @slickmick99.bsky.social What's so funny bout peace, love, and understanding?
messiness and murkiness
Michelle @michelle1010.bsky.social Elementary ELL teacher, wildlife rescue volunteer, yoga teacher, love traveling and outdoors, despise Trump, 50501 GA volunteer
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social 🚫 DM = BLOCKED 🚫hate🚫Porn 🚫crypto🚫Republicans
Cancer Survivor 🔵 In Red Oklahoma
Retired from Seattle Children's Hospital
#Resist #Resistence #BlueCrew 📎
Rachel @rachelnotrebecca.bsky.social 4th Generation Jersey Girl | Resting Angry Face | ✡️ | Cats
I love crocodiles 🐊 because they are survivors.
Kinda Angry Female US Air Force Officer (Ret) @aimhighflygirl.bsky.social Avis~Pisces~Year of the Dragon~Retired U.S. Air Force Officer~History of Disrupting the Pink Isle~I’m Not Afraid of Much So Don’t Make Me Have to Straighten My Pony Tail & Fix My Lipstick~Mom of Baylor U Alum, Phoenix Suns Top Exec, Stats Wizard~an Enigma
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com writer & founding member of the global stop breeding movement
brixtonbell.com
t0ker @t0kerfr0g.bsky.social
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws!
readilight.com
nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
@trailerbrian.bsky.social @trailerbrian.bsky.social 7th grade dodgeball champion and still living off that high 30+ years later
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
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Best:
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Mike Miller @popartcartoonz.bsky.social Perfectly normal earth person
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gpjnuuqakdrkxzgijj235omr/feed/aaanuc7jggzti
tim city. @timcity.bsky.social an endearing rock. permanent pedestrian. he/him. musician. union member. I work at the grocery store.
profits are stolen wages,
property is theft ☭
you do whatever you want and point me toward whoever tells you different.
chicago, West Virginia
FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social SW Developer • #SiliconValley
#ProScience • #ClimateChange
💙 VoteBlue 💙🌊 • WokeAF Leftist
#Resist • #HumanRights
TikTok refugee on Rednote 小红书
ANTIFAscist • 🚫Trump 🚫MAGA🚫DMs
A DM will get you BLOCKED.
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
AbracaBraniel @scrawlivertate.bsky.social Romper Stomper from the land of OooOo
angerbunny (baobhan-sìth) @angerbunny.bsky.social art(sy) account @ninjettenine.bsky.social
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️Halfling korean🇰🇷, artist type, +4 to snark. She/Her/Hers LGBT18+ generally kind. "i just wanna lay my eggs in your chest--but I'm not an alien!" -MST3K
How many Rs in strawberry?
Gotta be chill to hang.
Retacof @retacof.bsky.social Miss Wheat Harvest 1958
Golf, Bicycle, Kayak, Hiker and traveler, Women’s rights. No dm’s.
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
Chicago Game Guy @chicagogameguy.bsky.social Board and video gamer/baker/believer that there are no bad dogs, only bad humans. This is what a feminist looks like. Trans rights are simply human rights.
Austin @notsowidlcat77.bsky.social Just some guy who likes music and has challenges.
#AustinsMusicMonth
#MusicChallenge
#ASongThat
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
💛🐻🐾🌼🗽🇺🇸🟢
https://bsky.app/profile/notsowidlcat77.bsky.social/search
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Plug McSassy @sj.gg NYT journalist
hostage negotiator (kidnapper)
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social he/him
Be careful what you put in your head
#ToddRundgren
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
He/him
Stockholm, Sweden
D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com Science fiction novelist and humorist. Follow for stories, jokes, and thoughts about writing and creativity.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social I read Silmarillion.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 27 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
Jez @jez1.bsky.social Badly wired
bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakf2tlqp5os
Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social Welcome to Freddy v3.0. Too much politics is bad for my mental health. Hate from anywhere on the political spectrum gets blocked. Proud member of The Satanic Temple. I threw away all of the fucks I had to give. I support all voluntary sex workers.
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
Treyvon🇨🇦 @treyvon2018.bsky.social He/Him Brown Into Pokémon, Power Rangers, X-Men, etc. Politics and entertainment I am also here for.
DocBuglove @docbuglove.com Just some guy that says stuff people are probably thinking!
(and some of you should be ashamed)
From The Home Office in Muncie Indiana!
Medicinal Colorado @medicolorado.bsky.social Mostly skeeting news at the intersection of Colorado, cannabis, the war on drugs, law enforcement shenanigans, and the surrounding states.
EK @evanka.eurosky.social I believe we are ALL better off when EVERYONE has housing, healthcare, food, and education.
If you're fond of punching down - especially when it comes to blaming voters/non-voters - you probably shouldn't follow me. Thanks!
Sorry, can't afford to donate.
Ⓣⓡⓐⓨ @spaceytraycee.bsky.social ᴜᴄᴏɴɴ ʜᴜꜱᴋɪᴇꜱ 🐺🏀
ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ ᴍᴇᴛꜱ 🧡💙⚾️
📍ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀʀᴍ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴄᴜᴛ
John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs
human @bshuman.bsky.social wannabe comedian/poet/human
For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
Quinn Leone @quinnleone.bsky.social •Vote Blue No Matter Who 🗳
(Blue=Democratic)To Remove
This Criminal Regime 🌊
•VOTE EARLY~In person, if
possible
🌿🌾🌼🍃🏺🌾☀️🍃🏵
•Social Psychology #CarlJung •Gender Studies •Feminism •Humour •Nature Photography
#FreePalestine #UnionStrong
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally
Bob Lash @rabbigesundheit.bsky.social R G is a Rabbi of the Unorthodox
discipline. His pronouns are this,
that, and the other thing. When he
says “Bless you” you are blessed.
He’s good like that.
Laura Lastnamé @cubbi3gyrl.bsky.social I post about wrestling, baseball and football.
CHI.AEW.UND.LVR.
Everything I say sounds like hot butter on a warm tortilla. It’s not that serious. I’m married & feral.
Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social “The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Smh-luckyme @smh-luckyme.bsky.social Just a female who breaths.
Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social Look, all I want is to enjoy the little things in life. And be happy that other people can enjoy what they want, too. All about equal rights. Love animals. Keep fighting the good fights, friends!💙🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'
JTony 🏳️🌈 @jtony.com Artist living in Salt Lake City. Owner of The SpookyRiot art car.
Www.jtony.com
Non-binary, he/they
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
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@themidge75.bsky.social @themidge75.bsky.social
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social Hail State
Progressive in the South
PhillyGinger @phillyginger.bsky.social Philly gal, Democrat, nerd, debutante carrot. Gen X to the core. I do hair, makeup and archery. I have a silly small pup. ADHD, slightly nuts..... But in a good way