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Scotch Tape ™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired. Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️‍🌈 Ally . Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com CHI —> PHX —> SD
Chronic Pain Lady @chronicpainlady.bsky.social Looking for distractions from constant pain since 2006
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
Danderthal @inth3.bsky.social Deleted skeet count: 6
Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social Angry Shop Steward, hospital worker, jew, Florida Man RIP BUBS I LOVE YOU
ChewieArtist @chewieartist.bsky.social He/him Atheist, skeptic, childfree, egalitarian, aroallo, Far left luckily in a left state. I try and Follow. 21+ Pet portraits and fan art and karaoke. Buy my art at www.erikhansonart.com
DanTron McTronDan @dantronmctrondan.bsky.social Shitpost reposter Good art reposter Cat dad Friendship is magic Electronic musician Animator Tree disguised as a man 43 Southwest USA Send me DMs you freaks
joey Guagnér @casualeater.bsky.social Don't touch me I'm prickly. My spirit animal is one of those beaten up old orange cats with a chunk missing out of its ear. Here for jokes. I wish I wasn't here.
Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz... Now bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Marvelous Maverick @maverickashlyn.bsky.social Baker, Bibliophile, Board Gamer, Occasional GM, and Yarn Crafts
Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social psych bedroom noise pop alt hip hop music at https://cashlin.bandcamp.com I also draw/paint/illustrate sometimes Also like to shitpost and share memes Ahoy lets have fun @CashlinRap on twit and insta
T odd @rubberglue.bsky.social Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Ellan75 @ellan75.bsky.social Equal rights for EVERYONE. Understanding and kindness for the developmentally disabled, Autism, ADHD, etc. 💙🦋🌈, etc couldn’t find emoji for some
Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social Are you tired of paying full price for robots?
Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
Mercurywoodrose (Antifa Science Officer, Division 23 Airborne) @mercurywoodrose.bsky.social I work with people experiencing mental illness. I know exactly what he is. Used to be a voracious reader. Now a voracious book collector He/They/Atman 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇳🫛 flock cameras definitely have 2-3 lbs of copper and 1-2 grams of gold
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep. My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
Prophet JWally @prophetjwally.bsky.social Founder: 'Congregation of Domination' Author: The Shoplight Prophecy & Crazy Always Wins Copied on NYS Police recreational emails on NYSP-BCI official accounts For 8 years
DrKR @slat54.bsky.social Retired absent minded professor. Darwin award semifinalist. Ancora imparo. Note: I don't respond to DMs.
S @sam7171smith.bsky.social @sam7171smith.bsky.social
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨ Hold the bastards accountable.
curious until you vanish @nannomaly.bsky.social the very oddness of being told that you are a stranger in your own universe. 📍 ye
amlynne @amlynne1.bsky.social New Year optimist
Jerked Gherkins @j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social 🥒 the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content Does Contain AI Content 📖 dive into the chaos: https://www.jerkedgherkins.com
fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social *ALT TEXTS* pfp: black/white cat face bp: black/brown/white dog face ~reskeets & deskeets~
SchmoJo @scojo.bsky.social Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize
Gypsican 🤙🏼 @gypsican.bsky.social Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens) 👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
✨🫧jennifer🫧✨ @rainbowkitties.bsky.social 33🫧 high af 🍃 you are always enough✨ 💫✨🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🖤🩶🤍🤎✨💫 ✨ basicbitch666.bsky.social is the bestest ✨
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊 @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
K Spesh @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social random, absurd and occasionally relatable my love: @augustreverie.bsky.social 💟 my résumé: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social My week beats your year. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
Mark & The Woof Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social He/Him Lyrics & songs & videos along with pics of my dogs Living on Tunxis land Trans rights are human rights! Musings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaannqou5ruy2
Gringo Ontario @elgringofeo.bsky.social Weed & documentaries & dogs & MPLS & computer games & jazz & social equality & movies & the library & being brokeass & stuff. Radicalized by a decade of billionaire pedos running the world. All opinions are mine and are correct.
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫 Blobulous Blips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social Guitarist, photo-funny maker, lover of humor, follower of real journalists. Unless expressly stated, I do not own the rights to any of the images I've so cruelly defiled under the aegis of "Fair Use."
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
Doc @docspk.bsky.social Former medic, did other stuff too. Trying to write more, really.
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social #Artist #Spoonie #Retired #Mentalhealth #jazz #trumpet. S FL, #LGBT #ally, esp. #trans! 71, #married 50, #sober 20: #AA. #Suicide, #animalrehab. All posts: IMHO. No DMS, I FB. he/him/not yours "Please put the #trumpet down and slowly back away, sir"
King Bea Arthur @schickfu.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇱🇧 Just some guy. He/him Radical leftist and radical lefthander. King O Frod.
LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social Creating characters and cuteness. She/her Southern hemisphere/celsius/metric/UK spelling ⪼ https://linktr.ee/LJPSaveSaveSave?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=ce008f5e-e251-400b-8e57-3349ae68cce9 #auspol #pixel
jfree @jfree2024.bsky.social I cry before I cut the onion and that way I'm in control
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love. My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
eff. @fabjx.bsky.social 📍 western iberian desert floodplains 🖼️ banner by @wendycloudberry.com
Prof. Lazerland VI @vudoomedi.bsky.social A smol angry toon having animated adventures. [Everyone Disliked That]
Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social Writer. Misery Enthusiast. Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover. No DM's as I live in a shit country and refuse to verify my age to use that feature
Jane she/her/any @youbeturspaghet.bsky.social •*stressed yee haw*•technically a grownup•disabled latina•
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
@mikeandla.bsky.social @mikeandla.bsky.social Music, literature, art, science, dogs, and birds, and a cat. Not necessarily in that order
Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social Name: yes Age: yes Country: yes Political preference: yes Shit poster: yes I got 5 out of 5
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it. Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her. Fuck MAGA. Twitter: HighlyIngenious
LisaAnn @lisaanne85.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈-from the occupied lands of the LakotaNation-HeSapa-🖕🏻KristiNoem🖕🏻Fascism🖕🏻🧊-Sag 80s baby-PROCHOICE-mother of daughters-NEURO🌶️- 🏳️‍⚧️ally ALWAYS-I only believe in anarchy & CarlSagan -🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇲🇽-💚💨-3rd gen🇨🇦🇺🇸 -1312 🐈‍⬛ NO MASTERS NO GODS NO BORDERS NO NATIONS #LANDBACK
Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social MINNEAPOLIS. ALSO: SAINT PAUL. This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter. /j /hj /s
FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If your skyline is 99% politics, I’m probably not going to follow you.
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social Failed Musician. Failed Comedian. Out of work Actor. Aspiring Writer. Monday Morning Psychologist. Part-time Intellectual The Human Man. Mascot of the Arcade. ***I swear without asterisks.***
Mrs. Fibuli @mirandaquim.bsky.social Proud member of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
UDJG Life @udjg.life Mostly Michigan State Sports Then geekery. Usually dumbassery.
Avishek ghosh @avishekcolours.bsky.social
Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social 29♡Trans Abrosexual/Abroromantic Genderflux(She/They) Disabled♧Plural (Cherry Orchard System🍒🌳) Geek◇Poet◇ Cyberpuppydeer-plantgirl 🦌🐶🐇🐮🍄 I am not only a dog!!! (!!NSFW AT TIMES!!)
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing. Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌 Chaos goddess she/her/goblin World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
a brighter summer day of a new instance @o-c.bsky.social As Serious as Your Life he/him https://boxd.it/MvpD
Lorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com Student of complex systems failures, resilience engineering, cognitive systems engineering. Will talk your ear off about @resilienceinsoftware.org
Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social 60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld San Francisco 🌉 Pun 👸🏽 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom Pisces ♓ 🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu 🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander. It's probably perimenopause
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social I am mostly, if not all, potato.
SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social I miss the honky tonks Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Jervis Cocked @jerviscocked.bsky.social Bicurious. 53 MDNI Not Jarvis Cocker (avi is not me). Deviated prevert. He/him. DMs open.
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Dan Burt @danburt.bsky.social Writer (humor, horror, haiku, senryū), runner, and reader. Auburn University Montgomery alumnus. World's oldest wunderkind. USAF veteran. Left-handed.
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies. ☀️♈️ 🌚♐️ ⬆️♐️ 🔥🔥🔥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com Aspiring writer, fledgling filmmaker, determined artist, professional cat dad. Active ingredients: wiggles & silly buggers
Ang @4ksnme.bsky.social 🇵🇷🇺🇲🇪🇸♉☀️/♑ 🌙/♈ ⬆️ #INFJ #BeKind #WeAllFloatOn #Thalassophile🌊 #smile my 4 boys,🎵, 📚, words, ☕, 🥃, tats, languages. #BoricuainMN
Grayman @grayman.bsky.social I like food, weird cars, wrestling, and oxford commas.
The Dead Billionaire Jokes Society @deadbillionjokes.bsky.social Relax. They're just jokes. It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically. All jokes guaranteed to be both stolen *and* bad. Or your refund back. DM your submissions; no prize or remuneration if chosen.
J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7rovswss45cxmiwg3xznr3s/feed/aaahy2i5onlje
byoup @byuopp.bsky.social bumpkin he/they Cashapp $byoup00
Ryan Bourassa😅 @grandtheftginger.bsky.social Comedian┃Actor┃Editor┃Gamer┃Ginger 🤡 Co-host of In Pour Taste: A Comedy Wine Tasting Experience off The Strip in Las Vegas! 🍷🕺 ⬇️GET TICKETS!⬇️ https://inpourtastevegas.com All my links: https://linktr.ee/radryan YouTube: https://youtube.com/@RadRyan
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Don't touch my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social 30s husbando BD/ADHD I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously. 💨: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2 pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social
Send Druids @culturalfatwa.bsky.social Pivot to Rococo https://www.mixcloud.com/krossie/