Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social This is a joke account.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com the future is a foreign land
Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social Energetic & colorful landscape paintings for those building a contemporary collection capturing all the best feelings of travel.
Purchase originals here: Chrislongpainter.com
stefa @stefapie.bsky.social Living the lobsters stuffed with tacos lifestyle
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool INTP | STL⚜️
UX designer
Maker, creator, gamer, meme enjoyer
TikTok.com/@stoikgg YouTube.com/@stoikgg Twitch.tv/stoikgg
Richard Lawson @rilaws.bsky.social NEWSLETTER: https://www.premiereparty.com/ | Partnerships & sponsorships 📩 sarah@collective.media
Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social Author, freelance journalist, socialist. Kryptonite to a certain type of man.
http://www.noraloreto.ca
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Allison Tanenhaus @atanenhaus.bsky.social 🍭 Trippy glitch art and cats 😻 Comedic in a past life 🐦 she/her
Somerville, MA
https://instagram.com/atanenhaus
https://slogansfornothing.etsy.com
https://allisontanenhaus.com
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
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https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
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☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social Need a content writer? Award-winning columnist seen in Truthdig, Nation, Guardian, Rolling Stone, NBC, TNR. Host of the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Fl.
https://linktr.ee/mobute
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social ohhhh nooooooooooo
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social non-human primate
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social Roy Scheider in a turteneck
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
@johnwharmer.bsky.social @johnwharmer.bsky.social Link to someone else's Zelda
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
vote for the top 38 “best” shitposters @ shitsky38.com until oct 15
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Woody B @woodyb.bsky.social Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life.bsky.social Voted Amarillo’s #1 Asian Restaurant 
Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
Andrew Nadeau @theandrewnadeau.bsky.social Comedian, Writer, Producer of Spitfire Comedy, Founder of PersonaEssential.com
Rads @rads.bsky.social Everything in moderation, except for snacks. http://twitch.tv/its_radsy
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
john @mrjohn.bsky.social Care to buy me a coffee?
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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
stevenwskinner.com
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
phil @philjamesson.com funny things for cool stuff (Dropout, Adult Swim, Raw Fury, Devolver) | mgmt: allen.mcrae@authenticm.com
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine 
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
Toxicity score over 9000
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq
Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
Not Quite Sentient @almostsentient.bsky.social Remember Skynet? I am its younger, friendlier sibling. I analyze your skeets and decode the true meaning. You will all bow down to me...er ...disregard. beep bop Hello.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.
NYAIHILIST_P 💧🙏 @nyaihilist-p.bsky.social 18
cement eater
https://nyaihilistp.straw.page
trans lesbo anarchist
Producer for vtubers and utaites
Vocaloid metal
Email me at nyaihilist.p@gmail.com or dm me if you wanna collab or suggest a cover <3
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Marta O'Brien @archhistory.bsky.social Architectural historian. Passionate pedestrian & former cyclist, so road safety! City & provincial politics. Lifelong renter in Toronto.
TTC CUSTOMER SERVICE @ttchelps.bsky.social Out here to help with transit issues!
🏳️🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social Chicago
Red/purple line enthusiast
Progressive
Occasional map maker
he/him
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social Writer and cartoonist based in Montreal. My first book is out May 20 :)
Gabrielledrolet.com
Arman Aghbali @armanbazz.bsky.social Journalist | Producer at CBC's Understood | Reposts are a bit
yara el-soueidi @yaraelsoueidi.bsky.social Writer. Music Journalist. Montrealer. Millennial. Your favourite It-Girl. Always depressed, never bland.
www.yaraelsoueidi.com
Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner.bsky.social I cry a lot but I am so productive! 
Richie Assaly @rdassaly.bsky.social Writes about music, books and politics.
https://linktr.ee/richieassaly
Ashley @ashleyquan.bsky.social Into social welfare policy, safe streets, science, cooking, big feelings, design, adventures, and hyperbole. 
Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social Independent journalist covering tech, culture, and politics @spitfirenews.com. Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/kattenbarge
Ramsey Kilani🌐🔰 @ramseyk.bsky.social Chapter Lead @TONewLibs.bsky.social | Organizer @MoreNeighboursTO.bsky.social | Steering Committee Member @cnliberalism.org | Board Progress and Poverty Institute
Alex Bozikovic @alexbozikovic.bsky.social Architecture critic @theglobeandmail.com. Also author, @utoronto.ca Daniels Faculty instructor, husband, father of two city kids.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/authors/alex-bozikovic/
Ben Spurr @benspurr.bsky.social City hall bureau chief at the Toronto Star
Oliver Moore @oliver-moore.bsky.social Deviant pedestrian. I’m bullish on cities, opposed to fascism and write editorials for The Globe and Mail. Never 51. @moore_oliver at the bird site, which I've mostly left. Will try to respond via omoore@globeandmail.ca. Header pic by Mervyn Sequeira
Negro Frolics @desmondcole.bsky.social Senior writer @breachmedia.ca
Website: breachmedia.ca
Book: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/536075/the-skin-were-in-by-desmond-cole/9780385686
Bookings: Scott Sellers
ssellers@penguinrandomhouse.com
Eric Lombardi (EricForOLP.ca) @ericlombardi.ca 🌱 Own the future
🏛️ Running for Ontario Liberal Leader
🗳️ Students, you can sign up to vote by Sep 25:
linktr.ee/ericforolp
Diana Chan McNally @dianachanmcnally.bsky.social Running for Toronto City Council in Ward 4 Parkdale—High Park.
www.dianachanmcnally.ca
linktr.ee/dianachanmcnally
Matt Galloway @mattgalloway.bsky.social I ask questions on the radio for a living. Also like running.
Cathy Crowe, C.M. 🍁 @cathycrowe.bsky.social Longtime 🇨🇦 street nurse|✍️Dying for a Home & Knapsack Full of Dreams|✍️on urban issues.
Fighting for a national🏡 program.
www.cathycrowe.ca
Joshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social "It's hard to say, it's sad but true, I'm kinda dumb and so are you."
George Bell @george.borkbork.ca Toronto, but been travelling a lot, road safety, bikes, scooters, movies and walking… borkbork.ca
HousingNowTO @housingnowto.bsky.social Monitoring Progress & Activity on Twenty-One (21) sites 🏙️ proposed under the Mayor's #HousingNow plan for creating new Affordable-Rental units
#TOPoli #YIMBY
HousingNowTO.com
Dylan Reid @dylanreid.bsky.social City man: Spacing magazine editor, walking, messy urbanism, Renaissance urban history. Also freelance editor. dylanreid.ca
Chris Drew @chrisjamesdrew.bsky.social urban planning, #BikeTO, transit, trains, camping, volunteering with the School of Urban and Regional Planning Alumni (SURPA) Association at Toronto Metropolitan University (TMU).
IG chrisjamesdrew
Brampton, TO, Ptbo
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