James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social I cover the White Sox for the Chicago Sun-Times.
Jim Tatalias @jimtatatata.bsky.social stuff in new yorker, mcsweeneys, etc.; member of sketch group Brick Penguin; DC comedy person; editor of the DC humor zine SKITS
see writing & sketches @ jimtatalias.com
zines @ skitszine.my.canva.site
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Evan DeSimone @mediaevan.bsky.social Media Writer/Complainer
Previously: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
Currently: https://mediahappyhour.substack.com/
Angelina Christina @whyangelinawhy.bsky.social phantom trash, kendall roy apologist
jaime (at the disco) @endsbetter.bsky.social Transexual white guy who always inshallah too much. Nonspecific leftist. Philadelphian. he/they
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
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Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
📍 NYC
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social Writer for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Believer, The Millions, The Novelizers, Current Affairs, Points in Case, Vol. 1 Brooklyn
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Patty Terhune @pattyterhune.bsky.social Writing for games and jokes and stuff. pattyterhune.com
carolyn @lyncredible.bsky.social phils/birds/human rights fan
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social Loving an elevator 9️⃣
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social Husband to nine
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father (all that matters)
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A Klinger @klingee.bsky.social It’s a me
Trying to get paiid to make movies
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Kyle Harris @heykyleharris.bsky.social contributor for the onion
ex hubby of martha stewart
screenwriter
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Nando @nandovmovies.bsky.social I make videos about movies.
Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social It’s Mr. Chau, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Chau
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thatfunnylifestyle.com
Joey Garcia @joeygarcia.bsky.social Fatherhood 👨 Progressive politics ✌️ Radical empathy ☮️ Rarely shaken, always stirred. Let’s build a better future for our little ones 🌍
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Watch my pilot Bigg County Restorations
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Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
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Steve K 🎃 @skleinedler.bsky.social Editor. Erstwhile lexicographer. Queer. Widowed. Lives with their cat.
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