Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social Finding the worst vanity & private number plates.
The North Bank: An Arsenal Podcast @northbankpod.bsky.social Join match-going Arsenal fans: Host Holly, Away End Stef & Producer Chris.
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Arseradio @arseradio.com Watch however you watch. Turn on Arseradio for the audio. Each match will have a pre-game discussion, live commentary & stats during the game, and a post-game chat with hosts and guests.
Always free at www.arseradio.com
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Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@bertiebatt.bsky.social @bertiebatt.bsky.social 
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social I work in TV Sport & Entertainment
I love Arsenal, Sport, Films, TV, Theatre & Books
If I rant when Arsenal are playing please forgive me 🙏🏾
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social Writes and sings for Josimar, The Guardian and Tapete Records
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Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly re. astrology.
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In specs.
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Joyful Sceptic
Supports Univeral Basic Income
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Arsepalooza @arsepalooza.com Regional celebration of all things Arsenal for those in the Appalachian region and anyone else brave enough to join us.
Originally scheduled for May 15-17, 2026 - now postponed to the fall thanks to #skycunts
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beautifulgroan @beautifulgroan.bsky.social Arsenal, former blogger, Dad of three, lover of dogs, politics addict and oligarch/tech bro disliker.
The Tuesday Club @tuesdayclub.bsky.social This is the Arsenal podcast Estd 2009. Hosted by @alandaviescomic.bsky.social and featuring @keith-dover.bsky.social Damian Harris, @Tayo3000.bsky.social and sometimes Oliver Scott, produced by Silent Chris.
Freeloading scum welcome.
Jay @jaydenjamess.bsky.social ATL
Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social Illustrator & cartoonist | Guardian & Prospect (full scripts in alt text) | graphic novels | children’s books | WFC | My stuff: https://linktr.ee/stephencollinsart
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk 💚 Real hope. Real change.
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Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party of England and Wales c/o PO Box Green Party London SE1P 6YL
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social poorly drawing cats since 2016
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com Arsenal fan & creator of the Arsenal+ & #Arsenal on BlueSky feeds
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
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Adrian Clarke @adrianjclarke.bsky.social Ex-footballer. Analyst, co-comms, presenter, pundit, writer etc! Clients include; Premier League, TalkSPORT, Arsenal, Sky Sports, The Athletic, Matchbook
https://www.youtube.com/@AdrianClarke-29- B @bobbymond.bsky.social @bobbymond.bsky.social
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🧡Bristol 💜Mumbai 💚Belfast
💙Travel 🩷Food 💛Photography
But mostly Arsenal, COYG 🔴⚪
Spelling mistakes are my own.
National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk All kinds of spaces. All sorts of feelings. All at the National Trust.
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
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ClickHole @clickhole.bsky.social Because all content deserves to go viral. 
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
FPL Moose @fplmoose.uk Here for the sports
And the vibes
If you follow me and interact then I’ll always follow back
Olly D @ollyd-afc.bsky.social Lifelong Gooner getting up at stupid hours to watch Arsenal in Sydney.
Only here for The Gunners!
Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Gunners Subreddit @rgunners.bsky.social Official Bluesky for the r/Gunners Subreddit
Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
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Simon @hantsravens.bsky.social Arsenal fan from the 80s - it’s a family tradition 😉. Also enjoy 🏈 🏀 .
From Hampshire, UK
Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social Not an MP.
I’m going on tour: https://www.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-holt
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Sometimes funny. 🏳️🌈
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nerd humor • space & sci fi • books
Amazing Facts @amazingfacts.bsky.social That fact account from Twitter, no not THAT one, the good one.
FPL Updates @fplupdates.bsky.social FPL Price Changes, Injury Updates, Gameweek Deadlines & match updates including goals, assists, red cards & bonus points.
Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social Green Party Leader (England & Wales)
London Assembly Member.
🏳️🌈
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Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal.
My best friend is a fox named Samantha.
I practice FPL Mindfulness.
"My team my way, your team your way."
FPL JOE @fpljoe.bsky.social Journalist & fantasy football content creator www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk | 8 Top 10k #fpl finishes | 155th ‘best ever FPL manager’ apparently | Brighton fan | Music and film chat more than welcome.
Spelling Bee Solver (@beesolved from Twitter) @sbsolver.com A busy bee offering daily hints to the NYTimes Spelling Bee since 2018. Please avoid spoilers in replies. Find the latest hints at https://spll.be/hints. Bee well! (Powered by @shunn.net. Not affiliated with NYTimes.)
Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social Gold Member of the Premier League Champions. Philosophy lecturer. Sometimes the two things intersect. But mostly these are my unfiltered thoughts about Arsenal.
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social Together for Wildlife
Win @colneydoggo.bsky.social I'm Win the Official Good boy of London Colney the home of Arsenal training ground. My job is to get head and belly rubs and make all things better. I'm bit of celebrity around here to be honest! (Not officially associated to ArsenalFC; posts are my own)
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social 
Ken Cheng @kenchengceo.bsky.social CEO, the biggest brain on LinkedIn
Contestant on ITV's #GeniusGame
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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social Frank and Joe, brothers and besties from Halifax, Nova Scotia
These guys are not AI, they're just weirdos (complimentary)
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
https://linktr.ee/fakehistoryhunter
Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social Official Gov Description: Flight challenged colony of biracial nudists.
Status: Tariff & Human Free. Sovereign; yet protected by AU. “Flippers Up”
SIGN to protect our Island’s Marine Reserve https://wwf.org.au/get-involved/an-antarctic-safe-haven/
Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social The Arsenal. Champions. 🏆
Adam Keys @adamkeys.bsky.social Adamkeys_ on X.
Host of The Arsenal Therapy Podcast. Follow for incessant #Arsenal content.
A Shining Wit @caffeine748.bsky.social I write terrible dad jokes. Not about terrible dads, though.
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social A football man
In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social The life and times of Steve the otter...
The Duncan Dog @theduncandog.bsky.social Will pose for treats.
I am “Hero #2596” of #3000Strong Goldens in the Morris Animal Foundation Golden Retriever Lifetime Study, to identify risk factors for canine cancer
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
The Short Fuse @theshortfuse.bsky.social The official SBNation home of the 18-time Community Shield Champions Arsenal Football Club.
AND THE TWO-TIME CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE ARSENAL WOMEN!
Run by @aaronclerner.bsky.social
Rewilding Britain @rewildingbritain.org.uk The official Bluesky for Rewilding Britain NGO 🌱 🐳
Our aim is the mass restoration of ecosystems so that nature and people can thrive.
#ThinkBigActWild #Rewilding
Days Since A Trophy @spurstrophies.bsky.social Counting the days since Spurs won a trophy.
swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social Throw away your watches - they are obsolete. A bot by Rob Manuel. Add your suggestions here: bit.ly/swearclockform
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social ‘This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong’ (the MAP MEN BOOK) is available now: https://lnk.to/mapmen 🗺️ 📕
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.mooseallain.co.uk
Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org Art, Activism and Accountability
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Nick Ames @nickames82.bsky.social European sports correspondent, the Guardian