Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social Author & Kindle Book Award finalist.
๐พneurodivergent pisces gremlin๐พ she/her
https://linktr.ee/kendraalvey
404 Media @404media.co it's a website (and a podcast, and a newsletter) about humans and technology, made by four journalists you might already know. like and subscribe: 404media.co
Aniline Applications @anilineapps.bsky.social We make Indigo and Croissant, apps for better social experiences.
Aaron Vegh & Ben Rice McCarthy
The New York Times @nytimes.com In-depth, independent reporting to better understand the world, now on Bluesky. News tips? Share them here: http://nyti.ms/2FVHq9v
DeleteMe @joindeleteme.bsky.social Check your exposure on data broker sites: joindeleteme.com/scan
Block Party @blockpartyapp.com Deep clean your social media, notifications, settings and more in just one click. The Washington Postโs tech columnist calls Block Party โone of the most useful tech tools Iโve come across in yearsโ.
www.blockpartyapp.com
@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social @ratlimit
Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com Socials @doublefine.com ๐งก President, RowdySkeleton ๐ Author #ArtofPsychonauts2 ๐ Hype Desk Host, @theverge.com ๐๏ธ Bisexual Icon ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Host/Expert Booking: george@intelligentartists.com
Media Coaching: ashley@rowdyskeleton.com
Jay ๐ฆ @jay.bsky.team Founder & Chief Innovation Officer @ Bluesky
Working on @attie.ai
๐ฑ ๐ชด ๐ณ
Socket @socket.dev Socket is the #1 software supply chain security platform. Next-gen SCA + SBOM + 0-day prevention. LOVED BY DEVELOPERS.
https://socket.dev
Yells Incoherently @yellsonpolitics.bsky.social Campaigning for the union of France and GB, and the redefinition of the inch to 25.6mm
Paul Ford @ftrain.bsky.social Aboard.com and Ftrain.com. Not steadily here. If you need me: ford@ftrain.com.
Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
โถโถChicagoโถโถ
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
Aftermath @aftermath.site Aftermath is an independent, worker-owned website about video games and internet culture.
www.aftermath.site
Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost.
Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights ๐
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | ๐ฃ| โฟ๏ธ | ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
he/him
My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq
Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
GingerSpice๐ @thedesertginger.bsky.social Not a real Spice girl...chill ๐
Sassy, classy, a bit smart assy
Twitter refugee โ๏ธ
I voted for HER
Antifa member- local chapter 48๐ต๐
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio canโt handle me, Iโm too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social Man I love a good crescendo
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Hereโs our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. โInternet Court Jester with Photoshop skills.โ
Snopes confirmed.
https://ko-fi.com/mattgaetz4head
https://www.redbubble.com/people/MattGaetz4Head/shop?asc=u
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA โ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
Fitzyโs Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
โ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis
Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity
๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ช๐ข๐ตe
TแผE GOแญ แแแญ
๐๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ
Ex-pro figure skater & mom
Ft Worth, Texas โญ
Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social In vino veritas.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social award losing artist
non selling author
dad
baseball nerd
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is โCooperative healthโ.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
๐ป๐ณ๏ธGhost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com Fascism walks in through bureaucratic channels masquerading as governance. Small person, large chip on my shoulder: Jalapeรฑo flavor.
Takes orders from @feistytheecat.bsky.social โข Owns the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social vending machine.
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.socialโs emotional support bitch
Iโve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
S๐tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
๐ต๐ธ๐ท๐บ
La crรจme de la crรจme (patissiรจre)
๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social I use 100% of my brain 100% of the time
DB ๐จ๐ฆ @rebelliousdb.bsky.social I should probably delete that. ๐ค
Contemplations on life. + ๐ท
unlikely to followback US politics accounts
Calgary Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
Adam @adamgreat.bsky.social Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social 
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me ๐ค :
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
๐
ฟ๏ธrofessor Kiosk ๐ @professorkiosk.wtf ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ he/him โค๏ธโ๐ฅ parasocial butterfly
*see timeline for relevant stalking info
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Wagon. Warpath. River Hockey. Things of that nature
#Sabres
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
๐ป๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @lickyourstein.bsky.social I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love.
Hot: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaael2k52wlng
New: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaafig63c52se
๐Philly/NYC
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social Queen. Pick your baddies. I mean battles
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk
https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
sweetie ฯ @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids Not your daily driver Jordans,
the ratty old ones you keep at the gym.
Not a congress critter.
Probably just a pair of shoes.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects you and your preference always ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโง๏ธ)
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social i'm a runner now i guess.
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
blondiiโ๐ผ @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
dan mentos @danmentos.com 
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Paul [REDACTED] D. Cแดสแดสสแดแดษชษดษข 300K+ Yแดแดสs O๊ฐ Iษดสแดแดแดษดษชแดสโข @paulwdawkins.bsky.social Mainly film composer. Filmmaker, writer, cromulent. Single out now: Your Lost World: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/paulwilliamdawkins/your-lost-world
I do short films. Award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social People say Iโm Joe Bidenโs alt, but thatโs malarkey
My Posts โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywcekwzo3vo42s53kt5v4cfp/feed/aaafyezdr7xow
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ @tomhicksmedia.bsky.social Writer & storyteller. Publisher of Off Script with Tom Hicks, Lotus Purrspective, Tom's Number Ones and Panic Room Sports.
Nadine Antoinette ๐ค๐ @lilblackheart.bsky.social Writer of thrillers, horror and suspense. My debut novel, The Day I Died Again, coming October 13, 2026. The Sins We Buried, coming February 2027. ๐๐ช
https://linktr.ee/nadineantoinette
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social juice newton fan account.
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
James in jacksonville. @jamesinjax11.bsky.social Blue dot in jacksonville Fl....vet, 19D....I love, peace.....I rarely think,therefore, i am.......all thoughts are not mine..some are stolen.
cal? @calgif.bsky.social fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon
onlyfans.com/arabell/c23
Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social per chance, a lawyer
signal: @chancethelawyer.302
mail: chance at chancerydaily dot com
everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and itโs also seriously problematic ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
linc @lincnotfound.com designer of something.
test: one. two. three. four.
letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep.
My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
CC @ccruns.bsky.social I once was a sea nymph and now Iโm a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. Iโm from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social Brevity haver
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLISTโฉ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV
It me๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social Iโm not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
๐: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social oldest living sim | author
๐ธ instagr.am/juliadavidovich
๐ง @badboypod.bsky.social
๐ธ๏ธ juliadavidovich.horse
Flim Flam @roborock97.bsky.social Saying "bruh" until someone asks why I keep saying bruh ๐
Kateโs Fate @katvonwitt.bsky.social My back always hurts. I love to cook. Cute might be my favorite adjective.
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Stilldan @stilldan.bsky.social North of Boston
Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/feed/aaab6zkewmd2g
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid โ> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Blueskyโs premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer 
petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social comedian and writer
https://theashleyray.com/
www.theashleyray.com/ashleyraycrafts
https://ashleyraycrafts.etsy.com