Aleida Rosales Is Sick of Your Shit @nicosan1.bsky.social A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. Birria Papi. "There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck. - Bunk Moreland" Angel City FC, Cruz Azul, Liverpool, Oakland A’s. Se habla chingón
Ryan @duderyan.wtf
Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social Just here for the jokes
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Neil Pferd @dasneilpferd.bsky.social Berlin Irish. Bad speller. Worse proof reader. Here to enthuse about my niche interests and watch you enthusing about yours.
Annie @javabee28.bsky.social
Sam @sammykokobop.bsky.social Paraeducator, mom, wife, feminist. She/her.
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok
Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
dan mentos @danmentos.com
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social contemplating building furniture
Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social what’s going on with my career
Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social Recovering people pleaser. I take pictures of birds. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
pfp: a 52 year old lady with short purple hair
banner: a wet road, the golden setting sun reflected on it
cherrywine @ccherrywinee.bsky.social Rock a honey rock a honey wee hee
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
◭ 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇 ◮ @garbagecoven.bsky.social crazy rocker guy in 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 • graphic design ghoul • no war but class war
⛓️ besotten.bandcamp.com
⛓️ instagram.com/besottenwithdeath
⛓️ garthpurkett.com
Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social
Max Davis @maxdavis.bsky.social Writes jokes for TV so you’d think I’d be happier
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social Aesthetically Terrifying
www.PrimaevalPress.com
Inquiries
💌 Primaevalpress@gmail.com
Jacob Givens @jacobgivens.bsky.social Actor / Writer / Comedian / Musician
Podcast ‘Waterproof Records’
⬇️ Playlists / Merch & More!
https://linktr.ee/jacobgivens
Oracula @oracula.bsky.social A small fish in a small pond, used to be Aleister Growley
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social I’ve lived so many lifetimes in just this one. @StellaGMaddox in a former timeline.
Angie Davis @angiedavishaha.bsky.social Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.
knth @paintedeel.bsky.social
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔬𝔡 @yungspider.bsky.social daedric prince of spiders ---🕷️--- wow ok
Professor Vibes @profv.bsky.social It’s vee_bat from the site formerly known as twitter. She/her. I share cute art and cat photos… and lots of politics posts. PhD.
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
BounceHouseWarrior @bouncehousewarrior.bsky.social Not today sir. 💙 She/her. I like dumb jokes and kitties. ACAB. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I guess we’re all here now 🙃
Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social I’m a hamster in a plastic ball and I’m rolling towards your fireplace
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Sam @samknives.bsky.social Crosswords and cross words
αlly @toonielane.bsky.social I’m not like other girls. I’m worse.
Sasshole @ridiculoussheri.bsky.social Just your average adorable, fat, disabled, intersectional feminist cat lady being stupid on the internet. I was funny in 2015.
@jedigigi.bsky.social @jedigigi.bsky.social Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social Tweeter formerly known as ShutdownLine
Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social
Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, etc
Joel Krass (snow gringo) @joelkrass.bsky.social Gas breathing meat sack, generally unremarkable
Your sex tweets are gross
Tori @radtoria.bsky.social pansexual rainbow witch
3x Socks Folding World Champion @toiletmike.bsky.social here to have a nice time
Sara Wren (She/Her) @sarawren.bsky.social Using public washrooms to poop and pee, you?
huntigula @huntigula.bsky.social “hunting boots”
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social I'm tanka jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself
peach @peachy.bsky.social getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social rapscallion | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
The Artist Formerly Known As The Iron Sherk 🇵🇸 @theironsherk.bsky.social Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to
The least worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Dolphin pilot @theamitie.bsky.social Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
Ramon @ramondestroys.bsky.social He/Him. Generally decent, married dad, online longer than I care to admit. 5 foot something but my bills all paid. Los Angeles.